[00:11 - 00:17]Ryan and Eli are discussing the length of their podcast, with Ryan taking the heat for wanting to make it shorter

[00:39 - 00:46]They are both busy and sick, causing delays in recording and editing the podcast

[02:14 - 02:22]They joke about Ryan being sick twice and Matt waking up at 6am to eat cotton candy

[04:05 - 04:11]They discuss using Postmates for food delivery and do a straightforward ad read

[06:22 - 06:32]Matt reminisces about his high school cafeteria food and shares a tip for making cookie dough ice cream

[06:52 - 07:01]He then reveals he is trying to get healthier and improve his mental and physical health

[07:02 - 07:12]Ryan encourages him and makes a joke about being the only one allowed in his body

[07:02 - 07:12]Matt predicts he will look like Chris Pratt's fit uncle by the end of the year

[00:05 - 07:12]Ryan and Eli discuss the length of their podcast, delays due to illness, and use of Postmates. Matt shares memories of high school food and his new health goals, with Ryan jokingly encouraging him.

[07:13 - 07:19]Conversation about Ryan's appearance and weight

[08:13 - 08:19]Discussion about Ryan's head shape and nose

[09:12 - 09:19]Mention of Jameel Temple in South Carolina

[10:11 - 10:16]Joke about being millionaires

[10:34 - 10:40]Mention of meeting Rice Gum at VidCon

[11:01 - 11:20]Discussion about Rice Gum and his voice and appearance

[13:00 - 13:05]Talk about government shutdown and its effects on workers' pay

[13:12 - 13:18]Twitter conversation about alternatives for workers during shutdown

[07:13 - 13:32]Conversation about Ryan's appearance and weight, joke about being millionaires, mention of Jameel Temple, discussion about Rice Gum and government shutdown's effects on workers' pay.

[14:55 - 15:02] Speaker expresses frustration about the government shutdown and how it is affecting their mother who works for the federal government.

[15:02 - 15:16]Talks about how some people are living paycheck to paycheck and how the shutdown is causing financial strain.

[16:12 - 16:33]Expresses disagreement with the idea of building a wall and suggests that the money could be better used elsewhere.

[16:39 - 16:47]Acknowledges the difficulty of not receiving pay and the impact on paying bills and groceries.

[16:47 - 16:58]Encourages federal government employees to keep working and expresses support for them.

[17:04 - 17:09]Mentions that Super Mega (possibly a podcast or show) has convinced Donald Trump to open the government.

[17:44 - 18:00]Jokes about TSA patting them down at airports and needing to renew their driver's licenses.

[19:02 - 19:07]Mentions the potential consequences of not having a valid driver's license in California.

[19:14 - 19:21]Speaker admits to not having a valid driver's license and jokes about using this audio as evidence in court.

[13:32 - 20:09]Speaker expresses frustration about government shutdown, mentions impact on mother's job and financial strain for those living paycheck to paycheck. Disagrees with building a wall and suggests alternative uses for money. Jokes about Super Mega influencing Trump and encourages support for federal government employees. Also discusses potential consequences of not having a valid driver's license in California and jokes about using this audio as evidence in court.

[20:17 - 20:23] The speaker is in a court case and is frustrated with the judge and California's laws.

[21:36 - 21:42]They discuss wine and cheese night with friends and dealing with hangovers.

[24:54 - 25:02]The speaker and their friend talk about quitting nicotine and weight loss.

[26:20 - 26:25]The topic of running and gender superiority is brought up.

[20:09 - 26:48]In summary, the speaker discusses their frustrations with the court case and California, reminisces about wine and cheese night, talks about quitting nicotine and weight loss, and discusses the topic of running and gender superiority.

[26:58 - 27:05]Someone on the podcast suggests wearing "Men and His" shirts as a joke.

[29:04 - 29:10]They make fun of Amish people, feeling empowered because they can't respond.

[29:27 - 29:34]The hosts discuss their limited knowledge of Amish people.

[29:27 - 29:34]The hosts discuss the potential daily lives and laws of Amish society.

[29:36 - 29:45]They talk about how the Amish reject modern technology and live a simpler life.

[31:20 - 31:28]An ad read for the Honey browser extension is interrupted by the hosts talking about Amish people again.

[32:06 - 32:19]The hosts discuss how Honey has saved them money in the past.

[33:01 - 33:06]The ad read for Honey is completed.

[33:01 - 33:06]The ad read for Honey is summarized as a useful tool.

[33:15 - 33:24]The hosts make a final joke about Amish people.

[26:49 - 33:24]A concise summary of the text is that the hosts of the podcast make jokes about Amish people and discuss the benefits of the Honey browser extension.

[34:35 - 34:46]Two individuals are having a conversation about a recent episode of Family Guy where Peter Griffin goes to work for Donald Trump in the White House.

[36:24 - 36:31]They discuss how the jokes in the episode were late and recycled, but still found the episode funny.

[36:51 - 36:59]They also talk about how South Park is able to stay more relevant by creating episodes in just six days.

[38:35 - 38:42]The conversation then shifts to the individuals' childhood experiences with animation, including using construction paper and stop motion to create their own shows.

[39:11 - 39:19]One of the individuals talks about a show they made called Random Bricks with a friend, and how they still have cassette tapes of the episodes.

[40:00 - 40:05]The conversation ends with one of the individuals admitting that they should quit smoking and the other suggesting they start eating cigarettes instead.

[33:25 - 40:11]The two individuals express a desire to quit smoking in the near future.

[40:18 - 40:24] Speaker expresses desire to quit smoking

[40:36 - 40:42]Discussion about addictive nature of cigarettes

[40:42 - 40:49]Friends offer to motivate and support speaker

[40:42 - 40:49]Friends suggest a plan to help speaker resist smoking at parties

[41:10 - 41:17]Conversation shifts to discussing movies and comedians

[41:34 - 41:42]Mention of Just for Last Festival and availability of tickets

[42:34 - 42:44]Joking conversation about masturbation and getting sperm counts tested

[44:07 - 44:14]Personal experiences with parents catching them masturbating

[44:35 - 44:41]Discussion about using socks or other items for clean up

[45:35 - 45:41]Conversation ends on a joking note about periods and growing up as a girl

[45:41 - 45:48]Super Mega podcast is mentioned and where to listen to it

[40:11 - 46:17]The speaker and friends discuss quitting smoking, joke about masturbation and periods, and mention the Super Mega podcast.