[00:00 - 01:11]They warn about the "grain war" and mention it will involve a Mississippi River boat and a grave without a body

[01:11 - 03:06]They discuss the infamous handshake incident at a barbershop and apologize for it

[03:07 - 05:29]They warn about the "grain war" and mention it will involve a Mississippi River boat and a grave without a body

[04:48 - 06:08]A group of people from the future, 10 years ahead, appear on a show called "Hello Yard" and discuss their current fashion trends

[05:02 - 08:36]They mention watching Adam Arujo and playing Madden in college while getting high

[05:36 - 11:19]They discuss the infamous handshake incident at a barbershop and apologize for it

[08:18 - 09:40]They mention watching Adam Arujo and playing Madden in college while getting high

[11:06 - 13:41]They joke about practicing a French accent for a big game and discuss their college experiences

[11:53 - 15:35]They discuss a card game based on the show One Piece and joke about different versions of the main character

[13:12 - 16:54]They talk about one person being excited about going to war and a card game

[14:24 - 17:01]They mention a scene from a movie with a big wave and discuss their love for big waves before the video abruptly ends.

[14:49 - 14:57]They joke about taking back what is theirs with "blunderbuss" guns

[15:42 - 17:01]The speaker is with a group of friends and they are discussing various topics

[17:01 - 18:13]One person reveals that they spent $14,000 on a cosmetic item in the game

[17:26 - 20:16]They then switch to talking about a video game

[17:31 - 20:56]One person reveals that they spent $14,000 on a cosmetic item in the game

[17:55 - 18:47]They call their parents to tell them about the purchase

[20:16 - 22:21]The group talks about going home and getting questions from border immigration

[21:15 - 23:01]They joke about taking back what is theirs with "blunderbuss" guns

[22:42 - 24:43]They then switch to talking about a video game

[26:19 - 27:35]They mention a friend who was in the news and played on a terrible intramural team

[27:36 - 29:55]The group talks about going home and getting questions from border immigration

[28:24 - 30:57]They mention consciously trying not to cheat, but feel like they are drawn to it like magnets

[28:37 - 29:55]The speaker discusses their friend Nick's perspective on the matter

[30:30 - 31:44]The speaker then transitions to talking about a concept of "bowing" and being polite in society

[31:44 - 32:00]The speaker discusses their friend Nick's perspective on the matter

[31:44 - 33:40]The others joke about shooting the speaker at his wedding and he mentions wanting to do the ceremony in an accent.

[32:00 - 33:22]The speaker talks about wanting to become a "salaryman" and chain smoking

[32:00 - 34:10]The speaker talks about flipping a coin to decide whether to get married or break up.

[32:27 - 33:22]The speaker mentions having a good amount of money and the others joke about him being able to afford a heated floor.

[32:54 - 33:40]The speaker discusses their friend Nick's perspective on the matter

[33:40 - 35:10]The speaker talks about wanting to become a "salaryman" and chain smoking

[34:10 - 35:10]The speaker talks about wanting to be part of a pyramid at a wedding and the others mock him.

[35:10 - 35:59]They mention the possibility of smoking more cigarettes during episodes and writing them off as a business expense

[35:10 - 35:59]The speaker is at a wedding and asks if they can be part of the wedding pyramid.

[35:59 - 36:52]The speaker talks about wanting to be part of a pyramid at a wedding and the others mock him.

[35:59 - 37:41]The speaker brings up the idea of creating a fake Japanese company and living as salarymen for 20 years as an experiment

[36:35 - 37:03]The speaker talks about wanting to become a "salaryman" and chain smoking

[36:35 - 37:03]The others joke about shooting the speaker at his wedding and he mentions wanting to do the ceremony in an accent.

[37:03 - 38:09]The speaker then transitions to talking about a concept of "bowing" and being polite in society

[37:03 - 40:11]The speaker is at a wedding and asks if they can be part of the wedding pyramid.

[37:41 - 39:07]The speaker discusses their friend Nick's perspective on the matter

[37:59 - 38:14]The speaker talks about wanting to be part of a pyramid at a wedding and the others mock him.

[38:14 - 41:11]The other people in the conversation mock the speaker and joke about a "wedding pyramid" where they all hold each other up.

[39:07 - 39:14]They mention co-opting from gay and black culture

[39:15 - 39:37]The speaker discusses their friend Nick's perspective on the matter

[39:37 - 40:29]The speaker talks about the Japanese tradition of feeding food to the top person at the table first

[40:54 - 44:29]The speaker talks about wanting to be part of a pyramid at a wedding and the others mock him.

[41:42 - 45:02]The speaker mentions that he has been left out of a wedding and the others joke about it.

[44:29 - 45:39]The speaker talks about flipping a coin to decide whether to get married or break up.

[45:39 - 48:21]The speaker is at a wedding and asks if they can be part of the wedding pyramid.

[46:48 - 48:30]The speaker talks about his future wife and jokes about her being "ugly inside."

[48:03 - 49:49]The speaker talks about his sleeping preferences and mentions that he has gotten burns from a space heater.

[48:21 - 50:57]The speaker shares a joke about a TV show pitch involving the World Trade Center.

[50:06 - 52:23]The speaker and an acquaintance discuss a potential business venture involving a new gaming company and the possibility of naming it "Goats E-Sports."

[51:59 - 54:05]The speaker shares a joke about a TV show pitch involving the World Trade Center.

[54:11 - 56:19]The speaker and an acquaintance discuss a potential business venture involving a new gaming company and the possibility of naming it "Goats E-Sports."

[55:30 - 59:21]The speaker shares a joke about a TV show pitch involving the World Trade Center.

[59:21 - 1.02:48]They also discuss the idea of a brothel specifically for little people and debate the height requirements for the workers.

[1.02:20 - 1.05:40]They discuss the option of shooting an RPG at a cow in Cambodia as a form of tourism.

[1.03:56 - 1.05:27]They wave at people and one person waves back.

[1.05:27 - 1.07:24]They continue driving and discuss how people often make jokes about the person's medical condition.

[1.07:24 - 1.09:09]They discuss whether or not a city state is a part of France.

[1.08:49 - 1.09:54]They talk about a video where someone tricks their friend into going on a date with a hot girl.

[1.09:55 - 1.10:46]They talk about a homeless man who used to be at a certain location, but is no longer there.

[1.10:04 - 1.10:51]The group encounters a group of teenagers and one of them calls the person who waved "gay".

[1.10:51 - 1.11:48]They talk about a homeless man who used to be at a certain location, but is no longer there.

[1.11:33 - 1.12:45]They talk about a video where someone tricks their friend into going on a date with a hot girl.

[1.12:45 - 1.14:20]They talk about a homeless man who used to be at a certain location, but is no longer there.

[1.14:20 - 1.16:43]They make jokes about pageants and native deodorant.

[1.16:44 - 1.17:51]The group encounters a group of teenagers and one of them calls the person who waved "gay".

[1.16:44 - 1.21:38]The speaker admits to being the one who has been calling the person "pussy boy" and expresses shame and guilt for doing so.

[1.16:52 - 1.18:25]They continue driving and discuss how people often make jokes about the person's medical condition.

[1.17:51 - 1.18:20]They discuss getting their balls snipped.

[1.21:15 - 1.22:53]The speaker reveals a secret to the group, stating that they slept with a friend's mother.

[1.21:58 - 1.24:18]The speaker admits to being the one who has been calling the person "pussy boy" and expresses shame and guilt for doing so.

[1.23:44 - 1.25:45]The speaker shares a story about being ignored by a barista until they are seen talking to a popular colleague, showing the value placed on popularity.

[1.24:18 - 1.25:02]The conversation turns to a recent death of someone who was speeding and got distracted by a nice-looking woman, leading to a fiery crash.

[1.25:45 - 1.28:47]The speaker admits to being the one who has been calling the person "pussy boy" and expresses shame and guilt for doing so.

[1.27:23 - 1.31:32]The group discusses the concept of "gooning," which involves excessive masturbation without reaching climax.

[1.31:33 - 1.35:39]The speaker shares a story about being ignored by a barista until they are seen talking to a popular colleague, showing the value placed on popularity.

[1.34:30 - 1.34:52]Discussion about trying new things

[1.34:52 - 1.35:39]Conversation about making fun of someone and not realizing it

[1.35:39 - 1.37:28]Mention of a delivery job and gender stereotypes

[1.36:08 - 1.39:23]Plans to go to souplantation

[1.36:45 - 1.37:03]Discussion about pushing someone around and making jokes

[1.37:37 - 1.41:04]Conversation about making fun of someone and not realizing it

[1.37:57 - 1.38:38]Discussion about taking jokes too far

[1.38:39 - 1.40:28]Phone call with girlfriend about eating a tire

[1.38:53 - 1.43:47]Conversation about making fun of someone and not realizing it

[1.42:19 - 1.42:43]Attempt to lean on the Eiffel Tower for a video

[1.43:47 - 1.44:43]Conversation about making fun of someone and not realizing it

[1.44:48 - 1.45:41]Plans to go to souplantation

[1.45:41 - 1.49:42]Mention of a drug called 2CB

[1.48:27 - 1.50:14]Conversation about making fun of someone and not realizing it

[1.50:23 - 1.51:57]Argument about marriage and doing things for a significant other

[1.50:43 - 1.52:33]Phone call with girlfriend about eating a tire

[1.51:57 - 1.54:08]Conversation about making jokes with a friend who was silent

[1.53:19 - 1.55:34]Conversation about making fun of someone and not realizing it

[1.54:24 - 1.55:11]Discussion about pushing someone around and making jokes

[1.54:24 - 1.55:57]The speaker discusses a new rule about taking care of multiple dogs

[1.55:57 - 1.56:20]The topic changes to a podcast episode and getting a tattoo

[1.56:03 - 2.02:00]The conversation shifts to a friend who plays video games too much and another friend who does a lot of cocaine

[1.59:03 - 1.59:38]The speaker discusses a new rule about taking care of multiple dogs

[2.00:01 - 2.01:18]The conversation turns to cheating and the speaker asserts they would never cheat

[2.02:00 - 2.02:52]They discuss their favorite type of M&M and the speaker reveals their friend is allergic to peanuts

[2.02:52 - 2.10:41]The speaker is asked to read a fictional story about two mercenaries, one of whom has extremely small genitals

[2.10:24 - 2.12:23]The conversation shifts to a friend who plays video games too much and another friend who does a lot of cocaine

[2.12:23 - 2.14:12]The speaker gives advice to their younger self about not smoking cigarettes