[00:00 - 00:06]Welcome to another episode of the Super Mega Cast

[00:29 - 00:35]The hosts discuss true crime podcasts and their lack of humor

[00:52 - 01:03]They suggest making a true crime podcast that roasts the victims instead of the perpetrators

[03:13 - 03:22]The hosts then discuss the types of content they watch, including long-form YouTube videos and space-related content

[05:45 - 05:51]The hosts mention their plans to film a live-action sketch tomorrow

[06:54 - 07:01]They briefly discuss Randy Jackson's music career and make a joke about Michael Jackson

[08:22 - 08:30]The text ends with the hosts discussing a friend's joke about Michael Jackson's death

[08:37 - 09:01]They mention a YouTube channel that believes Michael Jackson is still alive

[00:00 - 09:01]The hosts discuss true crime podcasts, their content preferences, and briefly mention Randy Jackson and Michael Jackson before ending the discussion.

[11:06 - 11:28] Discussion about a person who believes Michael Jackson is still alive and creates daily content about it

[11:36 - 11:42]Mention of documentaries made by this person about Michael Jackson being alive

[13:50 - 14:00]Conversation about George Bush's paintings and a video of him slipping up when talking about Ukraine

[14:58 - 15:07]Mention of Ted Cruz getting caught liking something on Twitter and comparison to Samuel L. Jackson's Twitter likes

[16:42 - 16:54]Discussion about Samuel L. Jackson's Twitter likes and cancer awareness campaign

[18:24 - 18:55]Advertisement for Mint Mobile and its benefits

[09:01 - 18:55]Discussion of a person who believes Michael Jackson is still alive, George Bush's paintings and a video of him slipping up, and Samuel L. Jackson's Twitter likes and a cancer awareness campaign, with an advertisement for Mint Mobile.

[19:08 - 19:23] The speaker talks about using Mint Mobile, a mobile service that costs $15 a month and offers unlimited talk, text, and high-speed data.

[22:41 - 22:47]The speaker also talks about how using a bidet can lead to a cleaner and healthier lifestyle.

[23:59 - 24:06]The speaker and the other person in the conversation discuss how using a bidet is seen as less masculine, but they argue that it leads to a cleaner and healthier lifestyle.

[24:29 - 24:44]The speaker and the other person joke about the cleanliness of people's assholes and how having a bidet can improve that.

[26:53 - 27:10]The speaker talks about their week and the games they have been playing.

[27:22 - 27:56]The speaker mentions a new game called Slay the Spire that they have started playing.

[27:22 - 27:56]The speaker expresses a desire for a calmer and more relaxed year compared to the previous one.

[18:56 - 27:56]The speaker talks about using Mint Mobile and the benefits of using a bidet for a cleaner and healthier lifestyle. They also discuss their week and a new game they have started playing, and express a desire for a calmer year.

[28:32 - 28:38] Two people are having a conversation about quitting a job and starting a new venture as a board game content creator

[28:51 - 28:58]One person is hesitant because they have invested a lot of money and time into their current job

[29:29 - 29:35]The conversation turns to the delivery of a new board game and the potential for porch pirates to steal it

[29:37 - 29:46]The other person supports the idea and suggests they can still do let's plays and incorporate humor into the videos

[29:37 - 29:46]They discuss the possibility of one person focusing on their music career while the other focuses on board game content

[29:55 - 30:08]They discuss the importance of showcasing their board game collection in their videos

[31:30 - 31:36]They mention the disparity in pay between content creators and medical professionals

[33:28 - 33:45]They joke about combining Africa and America into one continent called "Afra America"

[34:48 - 34:54]They briefly talk about the fit of Africa and America on a map and the possibility of South Carolina being connected to Morocco

[35:06 - 35:13]They playfully suggest playing bloody knuckles and accidentally spill coffee on the carpet

[35:58 - 36:14]The conversation ends with an advertisement for understanding one's body and its needs

[27:57 - 36:14]Two friends discuss quitting a job to become a board game content creator and the potential risks and benefits involved. They also touch on various topics such as showcasing their board game collection, the possibility of playing bloody knuckles, and the unequal pay between content creators and medical professionals. The conversation ends with a light-hearted advertisement.

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[43:46 - 43:52]Sponsored by Me Undies, offering comfortable and cute underwear for Valentine's Day

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[44:08 - 44:16]A humorous segment about French people and their stereotypes

[44:16 - 44:22]The ring is water-resistant and comes in various styles and colors

[44:23 - 44:29]Anecdote about Justin's editing style and wearing a welding visor while working

[44:23 - 44:29]A debate about the efficiency and practicality of the welding visor

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[44:29 - 44:35]Sponsored by Me Undies, offering 20% off first purchase, free shipping, and free returns

[44:35 - 44:41]A concluding statement about fighting Justin's stylistic choices

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[44:41 - 44:57]Justin has been breaking things in the office.

[45:13 - 45:19]Some people are blaming Justin for the short videos.

[45:13 - 45:19]The team has been trying to tell Justin to edit the videos down.

[45:20 - 45:25]They want the videos to be more like the old OG Super Mega videos.

[45:25 - 45:32]Comments on the recent Papers, Please series are saying it is too short.

[45:25 - 45:32]Some people appreciate and enjoy the new videos.

[45:41 - 45:48]If people have a problem with the videos, they should take it up with Justin, not the team.

[45:48 - 45:59]The team has other long-form content, such as the podcast and the backlog of Truck Sims.

[45:48 - 45:59]They will soon have a backlog of Sonic content.

[46:14 - 46:25]They lost seven hours of recorded footage due to a corrupted file.

[46:26 - 46:43]They used Elgato capture software, but it did not work well.

[46:53 - 47:00]They have heard that the Ripsaw capture software is better.

[48:58 - 49:05]They want to rent a jump castle for Justin's upcoming birthday.

[49:46 - 49:58]Justin was hungover after his birthday party, but still came in to work on his birthday.

[49:46 - 49:58]He had to take the following day off due to the hangover.

[50:16 - 50:23]Ryan and Matt left the party before things got too wild.

[50:24 - 50:30]The security guard at the party fell asleep.

[51:20 - 51:32]They say "film" instead of "record" when talking about their videos.

[51:44 - 52:11]Ryan feels guilty that Tucker's cinematography talent is being used for Let's Play bits and mail opening videos.

[52:11 - 52:19]Tucker tried the hot gummy bears, but Ryan passed on trying them.

[44:41 - 52:32]The team discusses recent comments on their videos, Justin's birthday plans, and their use of the term "film" instead of "record." They also mention their other long-form content and their loss of seven hours of footage due to a corrupted file. Ryan expresses guilt over Tucker's talent and they briefly mention trying hot gummy bears and eating bugs.

[52:32 - 52:38]Two men discuss eating a bug with nine million skullville units.

[52:38 - 52:47]They reflect on their experience of eating the bug and how it was painful but they survived.

[52:54 - 53:00]They mention having someone to go through the experience with, and how it helped.

[53:13 - 53:21]They discuss the scale of skullville units and how it may affect perception.

[53:30 - 54:23]They mention other hot sauce experiences they have had.

[54:55 - 55:01]They talk about different types of curves and logarithmic scales, but are unsure of how they work.

[55:28 - 55:41]They reflect on their high school experiences and question how their grades would be now.

[56:58 - 57:19]They discuss their experiences with college, including one man attending a for-profit university.

[57:39 - 57:44]They share advice for aspiring content creators and discuss a negative experience they had while filming.

[59:59 - 1.00:04]They talk about witnessing lights in the sky near an air force base and speculate about their origin.

[1.00:05 - 1.00:12]They mention their attempt to see aliens at Area 51 and a negative encounter with a waitress.

[1.00:41 - 1.00:48]Naval base discussion and confusion over the term.

[52:32 - 1.00:48]The two men discuss eating a bug with nine million skullville units and reflect on their survival. They mention having someone to share the experience with and discuss the scale of skullville units. They also reflect on their high school and college experiences and give advice to aspiring content creators. They share a negative experience while attempting to see aliens at Area 51. They also speculate about lights in the sky near an air force base and discuss the term "naval base." Despite their uncertainties, they appreciate their friendship and comfort in each other's presence.

[1.00:48 - 1.00:53]Discussion about the location of military bases

[1.00:53 - 1.01:04]Speculation about government bases and their activities

[1.01:10 - 1.01:25]Joking about CIA eavesdropping and distraction from Epstein case

[1.02:05 - 1.02:21]Thoughts on the FBI and CIA's handling of evidence

[1.02:21 - 1.02:30]Prince Andrew's involvement in the case

[1.02:30 - 1.02:41]Clarification that Tom Hanks was never on Epstein's flights

[1.02:30 - 1.02:41]Mention of other celebrities who were on the flights

[1.04:07 - 1.04:14]Discussion about the royal family and their history

[1.05:17 - 1.05:24]Mention of a celebrity who wrote a controversial memoir

[1.06:24 - 1.06:35]Two friends discuss military bases and government activities

[1.06:54 - 1.07:09]Discussion about popular sitcom Friends and its production cost

[1.07:09 - 1.07:28]Frustration with Netflix cancelling shows after one or two seasons

[1.07:28 - 1.07:35]They joke about being monitored by the CIA and distracting from the Epstein case

[1.07:58 - 1.08:10]They clarify that Tom Hanks was not on Epstein's flights and mention other celebrities who were

[1.07:58 - 1.08:10]They discuss the FBI and CIA's handling of evidence in the case

[1.08:23 - 1.08:38]Promotion of Patreon and its benefits

[1.08:23 - 1.08:38]They discuss the production cost of Friends and Netflix's cancellation of shows

[1.08:59 - 1.09:00]Final remarks and sign-off

[1.08:59 - 1.09:00]Prince Andrew's involvement is mentioned

[1.08:59 - 1.09:00]The royal family and a controversial celebrity memoir are brought up

[1.00:48 - 1.09:00]They promote their Patreon and sign off.