[00:00 - 00:57]The speaker starts by asking if aliens have a visual meter, which leads to confusion and laughter

[00:28 - 04:10]One of the speakers starts crying and the others tease him for being old and hard of hearing

[02:34 - 04:16]The idea of "dilapidated Ted" is introduced, with various fictional versions of the speaker being described

[03:01 - 03:07]The speaker continues to question what the original statement meant and compares it to something a child would say at a party

[03:50 - 05:21]The topic of dilapidated age is brought up and the speakers make jokes about each other's age

[05:28 - 07:59]They discuss NFTs and accidentally joining inappropriate Twitter spaces

[07:59 - 10:20]The topic of dilapidated age is brought up and the speakers make jokes about each other's age

[09:52 - 13:28]The speaker believes that the most popular NFTs are ugly and poorly drawn.

[13:28 - 16:00]The speaker discusses NFTs, or non-fungible tokens, and how they have not lived up to the expectations of some artists.

[13:49 - 14:08]The speaker believes that the most popular NFTs are ugly and poorly drawn.

[14:49 - 15:32]The speaker expresses skepticism about the future of NFTs and the blockchain.

[16:00 - 18:46]They mention a new trend of selling digital bricks and other items on the blockchain.

[18:30 - 21:34]The speaker shares a personal story about messaging someone at 100 Thieves for investment advice.

[18:46 - 19:41]The speaker discusses NFTs, or non-fungible tokens, and how they have not lived up to the expectations of some artists.

[19:41 - 22:29]The speaker expresses skepticism about the future of NFTs and the blockchain.

[22:38 - 23:52]They mention an artist named Beeple who sold a collection of illustrations for millions of dollars.

[23:52 - 25:28]They mention a text file called "loop bag" that was recommended to them but turned out to be a fake item.

[25:28 - 26:38]Lost $35,000 and gained "adventurer boots" and a "golden amulet"

[26:38 - 27:13]Dislikes how NFTs are becoming a way for companies to make money and compromising the integrity of media

[27:13 - 28:14]Mention of Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade announcing NFTs

[28:14 - 29:18]Person discussing NFTs and their experiences with them

[28:24 - 28:51]Discussion about trying to capitalize on YouTube trends

[29:18 - 32:32]Discussion about Gary V and his views on entrepreneurship

[31:43 - 32:52]Debate about whether or not they would do it

[32:32 - 33:26]Question posed to the group about going back to age 14 with current memories

[33:26 - 34:22]Mention of Annoying Orange and Crazy Frog

[34:22 - 35:38]Question posed to the group about going back to age 14 with current memories

[34:38 - 36:51]Discussion about trying to capitalize on YouTube trends

[36:23 - 38:30]Mention of Annoying Orange and Crazy Frog

[38:30 - 41:12]Schlatt brings up the idea of aliens having a "visual meter" to measure how close someone is to climaxing

[40:48 - 44:59]The conversation turns to the logistics of this idea and whether or not the aliens could detect when someone is about to climax

[44:59 - 45:07]The topic changes to Transformers and the name "Omnichron" is brought up

[45:07 - 46:23]Schlatt tries to bring the conversation back to his "cum meter" idea, but is shut down by the others

[46:06 - 48:01]The topic changes to Transformers and the name "Omnichron" is brought up

[48:01 - 50:01]Schlatt mentions wanting to invent something to fix this issue and is met with skepticism from the others

[50:01 - 50:45]The episode ends with a discussion about what topics listeners would like to hear on the podcast.

[50:45 - 50:51]The conversation turns to the logistics of this idea and whether or not the aliens could detect when someone is about to climax

[50:51 - 51:58]Sus Lamb asks if you would eat your friend if they turned into your favorite meal

[52:13 - 52:44]Libby Fee asks Charlie if he would fuck, marry, or kill a vampire, ghost, or werewolf

[52:45 - 53:09]Charlie's reasoning for choosing to marry the vampire is based on the ability to avoid being seen with them and enjoying tax benefits

[53:09 - 53:26]Charlie refuses to eat his friend who has turned into a cupcake

[53:26 - 53:49]Charlie's reasoning for choosing to kill the ghost is because there would be no remorse since it is already dead

[53:49 - 54:13]Charlie's reasoning for choosing to fuck the werewolf is because he has always been into bestiality

[54:13 - 54:20]The group also discusses the possibility of entering into a polyamorous relationship with the vampire

[54:20 - 54:57]Charlie chooses to marry the vampire, kill the ghost, and fuck the werewolf

[54:57 - 55:29]The group discusses the pros and cons of each choice, with Charlie ultimately changing his answer to marry the werewolf, fuck the vampire, and kill the ghost

[55:29 - 55:42]Charlie's reasoning for choosing to marry the werewolf is based on the idea of having a "sparkly skin" spouse and the ability to go through the woods quickly

[55:42 - 56:20]The group discusses the pros and cons of each choice, with Charlie ultimately changing his answer to marry the werewolf, fuck the vampire, and kill the ghost

[55:56 - 57:27]Charlie's reasoning for choosing to marry the vampire is based on the ability to avoid being seen with them and enjoying tax benefits

[56:20 - 57:44]The group discusses the pros and cons of each choice, with Charlie ultimately changing his answer to marry the werewolf, fuck the vampire, and kill the ghost

[57:44 - 58:22]Charlie's reasoning for choosing to fuck the werewolf is because he has always been into bestiality