[00:04 - 02:19]Damian is known as the "spookiest" member of Smosh.

[00:10 - 01:21]Special guest Damian Haas joins the show.

[00:27 - 02:01]The hosts joke about a possible clown ghost haunting someone.

[00:44 - 01:09]Damian shares a personal experience with a porcelain clown doll in his attic.

[01:22 - 01:54]The hosts mention their love for horror movies and bad two-sentence horror stories.

[02:02 - 03:05]They discuss the hierarchy of scary monsters and why some are more popular than others.

[02:32 - 04:19]The hosts joke about a possible clown ghost haunting someone.

[03:48 - 04:13]Damian shares a personal experience with a porcelain clown doll in his attic.

[04:20 - 04:33]The hosts joke about a possible clown ghost haunting someone.

[04:34 - 05:31]The hosts mention their love for horror movies and bad two-sentence horror stories.

[05:31 - 05:57]Damian shares a personal experience with a porcelain clown doll in his attic.

[05:57 - 06:11]Damian mentions his fascination with spooky things and how he has never been scared of them.

[06:11 - 07:35]Damian shares a personal experience with a porcelain clown doll in his attic.

[07:36 - 08:15]The hosts joke about a possible clown ghost haunting someone.

[08:15 - 08:34]Damian mentions his fascination with spooky things and how he has never been scared of them.

[08:34 - 10:36]The speaker discusses their fear of stupid things.

[08:40 - 08:53]Paperwork scares them because they fear getting sued or going to jail.

[09:07 - 10:48]The speaker enjoys engaging in small talk, while the person they are talking to fears it.

[09:13 - 10:23]The speaker discusses their fear of stupid things.

[09:27 - 10:41]The speaker and the person they are talking to both struggle with social anxiety.

[10:48 - 12:04]The speaker enjoys engaging in small talk, while the person they are talking to fears it.

[12:04 - 13:31]They feel pressure to engage in small talk and fear making promises they can't keep.

[13:31 - 13:58]The speaker discusses their fear of stupid things.

[14:00 - 14:30]They discuss their fear of being misunderstood and making mistakes.

[14:30 - 15:45]The speaker shares a story about being added to a group chat and feeling pressure to be funny.

[15:45 - 17:14]They share a tweet they made that was poorly formatted and embarrassed them.

[15:52 - 17:00]The speaker shares a story about being added to a group chat and feeling pressure to be funny.

[17:14 - 18:07]The speaker also mentions their fear of deep ocean motion and mentions Megalodon.

[17:42 - 18:45]The speaker discusses a fictional creature called "the Meg"

[18:45 - 19:50]They mention a scary story about a mother killing her child

[18:51 - 20:23]They share two sentence horror stories, including one about a genie and a devil

[19:56 - 23:09]They mention a scary story about a mother killing her child

[22:44 - 25:56]They discuss their love for horror movies and how it is a merging of fantasy and reality

[24:36 - 27:30]They share two sentence horror stories, including one about a genie and a devil

[26:44 - 29:00]The speaker discusses a fictional creature called "the Meg"

[27:42 - 29:06]They share more two sentence horror stories, including one about the devil and another about LeBron James and Michael Jordan

[27:59 - 29:11]Brandon and Amanda are watching a parody together

[28:21 - 28:48]They talk about Michael Jordan's failed baseball career and Michael Jackson's potential career as a baseball player

[28:49 - 29:45]They end with a discussion about murder clowns invading a beach.

[29:00 - 29:32]Brandon and Amanda are watching a parody together

[29:33 - 31:51]They talk about the internet giving people the ability to share their art and how it has changed the perception of what is considered scary or funny

[30:29 - 31:46]They end with a discussion about murder clowns invading a beach.

[31:34 - 33:35]They share personal stories related to ghosts and haunted houses

[31:59 - 33:40]They talk about a funny autocorrect mistake and the use of gendered beauty products

[33:40 - 35:06]They discuss their love for Dungeons and Dragons and their characters in the game

[34:03 - 35:25]Brandon and Amanda are watching a parody together

[35:06 - 35:18]They discuss their love for Dungeons and Dragons and their characters in the game

[35:26 - 36:25]They end with a discussion about murder clowns invading a beach.

[36:04 - 38:20]They talk about a funny autocorrect mistake and the use of gendered beauty products

[36:32 - 37:46]They talk about the internet giving people the ability to share their art and how it has changed the perception of what is considered scary or funny

[37:47 - 40:01]They discuss a series of poorly written horror stories, including one that mentions 9/11

[39:17 - 40:30]They end with a discussion about murder clowns invading a beach.

[40:30 - 41:42]They imagine a scenario where someone orders eggs at a restaurant and the server asks them to look at the ice.

[40:42 - 41:37]They share a joke about deviled eggs and a man sucking the devil's dick.

[41:26 - 42:32]They talk about how being called "an old soul" is just a way for adults to call children weird.

[42:32 - 44:43]They describe their mental image of the "creature" as hunched over and nude.

[42:41 - 44:13]They joke about the devil being turned on by this story.

[44:13 - 45:42]They discuss a story about someone finding a grenade in their home.

[45:42 - 46:32]The speaker discusses different types of creatures, including one that doesn't fit into boats well.

[45:52 - 46:44]They discuss a story about someone finding a grenade in their home.

[46:11 - 46:17]They describe their mental image of the "creature" as hunched over and nude.

[46:45 - 47:56]They share a joke about deviled eggs and a man sucking the devil's dick.

[47:01 - 47:50]They joke about a person finding a floating cheeseburger and realizing their nuts are floating.

[47:11 - 47:23]They mention a website called Wattpad and joke about finding a story featuring the devil having a threesome with a reader and a character.

[47:23 - 48:11]They joke about a person finding a floating cheeseburger and realizing their nuts are floating.

[48:13 - 48:25]They mention a legendary story about a creature called the "meatworm."

[49:14 - 49:49]They discuss a story about a ghost appearing after someone realizes they don't have the biggest penis.

[50:03 - 50:55]They describe their mental image of the "creature" as hunched over and nude.

[50:16 - 51:03]They share a poem about a creature that milks eggnog from another creature.

[50:35 - 52:38]They describe their mental image of the "creature" as hunched over and nude.

[51:04 - 52:25]They share a poem about a creature that milks eggnog from another creature.

[52:38 - 53:56]They mention a scary story called "Candle Cove" and the topic of "creepy pasta"

[53:11 - 54:59]They mention a story about a child drawing two wanted brothers in school.

[54:21 - 55:35]They mention a scary story called "Candle Cove" and the topic of "creepy pasta"

[55:00 - 57:57]They ask the audience to comment on their favorite scary creature and describe what they think the "glob glob glob" creature looks like.

[57:28 - 58:23]They mention a story about a child drawing two wanted brothers in school.

[58:26 - 59:47]They mention their fellow D&D players, Angela and Chance.

[58:42 - 58:52]They reveal the premise of their D&D campaign, which involves a group of heroes who have to work as a delivery service due to a lack of jobs.

[59:32 - 1.00:10]They talk about their D&D characters, Dolores Paradise and a robot named Chance.

[1.00:49 - 1.04:33]They reveal the premise of their D&D campaign, which involves a group of heroes who have to work as a delivery service due to a lack of jobs.

[1.03:48 - 1.04:37]They ask the audience to comment on their favorite scary creature and describe what they think the "glob glob glob" creature looks like.