[00:59 - 01:09]Ryan and the speaker were driving to record a podcast when they saw a sign for donuts with Mr. Mason at a local school.

[01:40 - 01:57]They joked about showing up to the event and demanding their donuts.

[02:36 - 02:54]On the way to the gas station, they saw a man dressed entirely in red and speculated about whether he was in a gang.

[06:00 - 06:06]The man asked them if they had any cigarette lighters and they had an awkward conversation before parting ways.

[06:34 - 06:41]They lost their train of thought while talking about the man.

[06:50 - 06:59]They wondered what the man was doing at that moment.

[07:00 - 07:10]They joked about him being at a Carl's Jr. and having a loud conversation on an old Nokia phone.

[07:10 - 07:15]Ryan questioned whether Carl's Jr. even had a lobby.

[07:29 - 07:37]They debated the definition of a lobby and remembered the Chick-fil-A having a space between two doors referred to as a lobby.

[00:08 - 07:37]Ryan and the speaker joked about showing up to a school event for donuts with Mr. Mason and encountered a man dressed in red who they had an awkward conversation with. They speculated about what the man was doing at that moment and discussed the definition of a lobby.

[07:37 - 07:43]Chick-fil-A customer meets someone in restaurant lobby

[07:43 - 07:51]Discussion about lobby/waiting area name

[08:20 - 08:34]Imagining a man at home in a red-themed room, smoking a red joint

[09:30 - 09:40]Discussion about using Kool-Aid mix to dye a fish tank

[09:55 - 10:13]Fox News controversy over racially charged comment involving Kool-Aid

[13:37 - 13:51]Discussion about potential movie ideas, including a dad turned into a werewolf and a spy kids-esque film with Antonio Banderas

[14:33 - 14:48]Personal memories and connections to the film Spy Kids

[07:37 - 15:26]The text includes conversations about a restaurant lobby, a man in a red-themed room, using Kool-Aid to dye a fish tank, a controversial Fox News comment, and potential movie ideas, including a werewolf dad and a spy kids-esque film. Personal memories and connections to the film Spy Kids are also discussed.

[15:26 - 15:36]Steve and the speaker discuss getting the "transmuker device"

[16:03 - 16:17]They talk about the possibility of getting the quote as a tattoo

[16:17 - 16:25]They mention Steve Buscemi and his popular quote about God fearing his own creation

[19:24 - 19:33]They mention the "damn Daniel" meme and meeting the creator of the video at a convention

[22:10 - 22:20]They discuss the rarity of getting "recon armor" in the game Halo 3

[22:34 - 22:42]The speaker talks about his 200 subscriber video and wearing recon armor in it

[22:48 - 22:55]They briefly mention machinima as an art form and a friend who wanted to make an "anime music video" for his senior thesis

[15:26 - 23:31]The speaker and Steve discuss getting a device, references are made to Steve Buscemi and his famous quote, the "damn Daniel" meme, and the rarity of getting "recon armor" in Halo 3. They also mention machinima as an art form and briefly discuss a friend's senior thesis about making an "anime music video".

[23:50 - 24:11] Two friends discuss one of them making AMVs and possibly having a big debut in a movie theater

[25:44 - 25:53]The other friend recalls a past experience of performing on stage with a band and constantly dropping his drumsticks

[27:43 - 27:49]They talk about how technology has advanced since they were kids and reminisce about making videos with bulky cameras

[28:48 - 28:56]They also mention other videos they made, including a sketch comedy show and Hot Wheels action sequences

[29:02 - 29:15]The conversation takes a dark turn as they joke about pushing a Hot Wheels car off the roof and accidentally shrinking their dad

[30:35 - 30:47]They continue joking about their dad becoming a "cauldron of bones" and trying to give him CPR

[23:32 - 31:32]Two friends have a lighthearted conversation about past experiences and technology, but also make dark jokes about accidentally injuring their dad and teasing a coworker.

[31:32 - 31:39]Aaron is good at telling "these nuts" jokes.

[31:59 - 32:05]Vernon falls for the "Bofa" joke but catches on the next day.

[32:51 - 33:03]They come up with more elaborate versions of the "these nuts" joke.

[33:09 - 33:21]They discuss buying a domain name for "cuppla" or "a setter" to prank people.

[36:01 - 36:12]They joke about having fans who will end up in jail for murder.

[37:06 - 37:20]They also mention a hypothetical "lumber sexual" hipster god.

[37:55 - 38:02]Aaron and Ryan have a close friendship and often finish each other's jokes and sentences.

[37:55 - 38:02]Aaron shows Ryan a website for "cuppla" or "a setter" and it turns out to be a joke.

[38:37 - 38:43]They talk about the possibility of hating each other in the future.

[39:06 - 39:13]They mention that they now both have Nintendo Switches.

[31:32 - 39:13]Aaron and Ryan have a close friendship and often finish each other's jokes and sentences. They joke about "these nuts" jokes and pranking people with fake domain names. They also discuss the possibility of their fans committing crimes and their own future relationship. They mention owning Nintendo Switches and a "lumber sexual" hipster god.

[39:13 - 39:25]The hosts discuss playing Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and mention a previous conversation about someone spending a lot of money on Clash of Clans.

[40:18 - 40:25]They try to call the person, but he doesn't answer.

[42:11 - 42:17]The hosts mention using adblock and discuss YouTube ads.

[43:28 - 43:44]They introduce a segment called "The Ming Report" where they update listeners on a woman in their alley named Ming.

[45:11 - 45:22]They mention that Ming has disappeared and speculate that she may have been arrested.

[46:29 - 46:37]They briefly discuss the Nintendo Switch and their impressions of Breath of the Wild.

[46:38 - 46:44]The hosts wrap up and make a joke about using Matt's quote on the Nintendo Switch box.

[46:57 - 47:07]They mention playing Snipperclips and plugging their Let's Play channel.

[39:13 - 47:07]The hosts discuss playing Zelda and try to call someone who spent a lot of money on Clash of Clans. They discuss YouTube ads and introduce a segment about a woman named Ming. They mention that Ming has disappeared and briefly talk about the Nintendo Switch and their Let's Play channel.

[47:07 - 54:37]The speakers discuss their recent disagreements and joke about regretting not masturbating before a date. They mention their friends messing with fans on social media and their lack of posting on Instagram. They also mention upcoming plans for vlogs, sketches, and a special project, as well as continuing their mail opening videos.

[54:37 - 54:43]Thanked viewers for sending in mail for their mail opening videos

[55:38 - 56:00]Reminisced about North Korea claiming to have found a unicorn

[55:38 - 56:00]Reminisced about North Korea claiming to have found a unicorn

[55:38 - 56:00]Discussed the possibility of North Korea actually having a unicorn and no one believing them due to their reputation

[55:38 - 56:00]Mentioned the trend of people finding unusual things on Google Maps

[56:00 - 56:11]Joked about forgetting to include links in the video description

[56:11 - 56:17]Expressed interest in creating an MLG channel

[56:17 - 56:27]Encouraged viewers to check out their playlist for the videos

[57:25 - 57:30]Talked about the Tom Clancy game series and their popularity

[57:53 - 58:00]Speculated about the possible origin of the games and their relation to Tom Clancy's books

[1.00:28 - 1.00:37]Discussed the potential consequences of having a hand grow three times its size in one day

[1.00:28 - 1.00:37]Joked about using a big hand for activities like sports games and parties

[1.00:57 - 1.01:03]Imagined the impact of being punched or slapped by a big hand

[1.01:04 - 1.01:12]Compared hand sizes with Shaquille O'Neal

[54:37 - 1.01:12]The speaker thanked viewers for sending in mail for their videos and joked about forgetting to include links. They discussed North Korea claiming to have found a unicorn and the possibility of them actually having one. They also talked about the trend of finding unusual things on Google Maps and expressed interest in creating an MLG channel. The speaker then discussed the popular Tom Clancy game series and joked about the consequences of having a hand grow three times its size in one day. They also imagined the impact of using a big hand for various activities and compared hand sizes with Shaquille O'Neal.

[1.01:17 - 1.01:23] Ryan and Matt discuss Shaquille O'Neal's hand size and his appearance in commercials for The General insurance.

[1.01:40 - 1.01:45]They joke about contacting The General and Shaq for a podcast episode.

[1.01:57 - 1.02:04]The conversation shifts to Nintendo Switch and their thoughts on the game "Breath of the Wild."

[1.03:18 - 1.03:25]They discuss hand puppets and Ryan's talent for making shadow puppets.

[1.03:43 - 1.03:50]Ryan brings up the infamous video of a man being killed by a horse and confuses the character Master Hand from Super Smash Brothers with Mr. Hands from the video.

[1.04:33 - 1.04:43]They talk about how fucked up words can be fun and Ryan makes a joke about a Trojan horse being a "Trojan Horg."

[1.05:05 - 1.05:11]They joke about reaching the end of the podcast and confusing their listeners.

[1.05:54 - 1.06:02]They announce a current shortage of live action videos but assure listeners that they will continue to make content.

[1.01:12 - 1.07:01]Ryan and Matt discuss Shaquille O'Neal's hand size, his appearance in The General commercials, and wanting to have him on the podcast. They also discuss the Nintendo Switch and "Breath of the Wild," hand puppets and Ryan's shadow puppet talent, and the infamous "Mr. Hands" video. They also joke about reaching the end of the podcast and announce a shortage of live action videos but promise to continue making content.