[00:04 - 00:19] Holy shit, Matt tells someone to play the Star Spangled Banner because it's the 60th episode of their podcast

[00:25 - 00:33]They make jokes about the number 60 and multiple episodes

[00:25 - 00:33]They talk about making a movie with jump scares but not being a horror movie

[00:59 - 01:08]One of the hosts gets bored of a game quickly and the other makes jokes about it

[01:43 - 01:54]They discuss their love for Nintendo and a potential endorsement scandal

[02:02 - 02:11]They mention a terrorist group in Africa called Ewaka 10 to 6

[03:54 - 04:03]They talk about time flying by and quote Ferris Bueller

[04:03 - 04:08]They make jokes about Ted Cruz and his Twitter scandal

[05:42 - 05:48]They mention a porn star famous for mother son content

[06:02 - 06:08]One of the hosts recalls a condescending dentist experience

[00:04 - 06:35]Hosts make jokes about the number 60, potential endorsement scandal for Nintendo, a terrorist group, time flying by, and a porn scandal involving Ted Cruz and a famous mother son porn star.

[06:42 - 06:59]A person talks about a Seinfeld parody porn with offensive language.

[12:36 - 12:58]The person then imitates the voices of the characters and makes jokes about them.

[13:37 - 13:43]They joke about having a big penis and the problems that come with it.

[13:43 - 13:49]They discuss a hypothetical situation where a priest blesses feces and whether it would be sacrilegious to eat it.

[14:25 - 14:32]They also mention a scene where a character loses their virginity in front of everyone.

[14:33 - 14:40]They talk about a personal experience in middle school where they were invited to hang out with popular kids but felt inferior.

[14:45 - 14:53]The conversation then shifts to talking about Jesus and how he was a human who did normal things like snore and get stomach aches.

[14:54 - 14:59]They discuss the plot and characters of the parody, making fun of their catchphrases and jokes.

[14:54 - 14:59]They talk about how they like to pretend they are from Wisconsin because of the cheese.

[06:35 - 15:22]The conversation covers various topics such as a Seinfeld parody porn, imitating characters, joking about having a big penis, and a personal experience of hanging out with popular kids in middle school.

[15:30 - 15:43]Person goes to friend's house to play video games

[16:12 - 16:26]Friend turns on slow computer and plays Barbie pet makeover game

[17:40 - 17:48]Person makes fun of friend for playing girly game, friendship ends

[18:19 - 18:27]Person recalls trying to change password while high and failing

[19:42 - 19:49]Person and cousin used to fight as kids, but are now on good terms

[21:02 - 21:08]Person's cousin is now in college, unsure if he smokes weed

[21:22 - 21:35]Person almost posts cute video of sleeping dog, but notices something in the background

[15:23 - 21:35]Person recalls various memories, including playing girly video game with former friend and trying to change password while high, and reflects on their past relationship with their cousin. They also consider what makes someone "cool" and almost post a video of their sleeping dog.

[21:36 - 21:41]Discussion about nightstand and bottle of lubricant

[22:05 - 22:18]Misunderstanding about the nightstand and dog

[23:38 - 23:48]Mention of tweeting at a specific person for fun

[25:03 - 25:13]Idea to start a group to protect against online bullying

[25:25 - 25:49]Realization that the name "white knights" has negative connotations

[26:24 - 26:30]Attempt to tell a joke about Mario and Sonic in a Minecraft bar

[26:44 - 27:09]Mention of a character named Hero Brine

[28:16 - 28:25]Mario has an allergic reaction and gets arrested for underage drinking

[21:36 - 28:37]Discussion about a nightstand misunderstanding, mentioning tweeting at a specific person, and an idea to start a group to protect against online bullying, followed by an attempt at a joke about Mario and Sonic in a Minecraft bar.