[00:06 - 00:12] A group of friends discuss the idea of child breeding and mention Mary having Jesus at 14

[00:18 - 00:25]They start recording a podcast and talk about how they have no formal introduction

[01:08 - 01:17]They mention retelling the same stories on their podcast and having a transcript of their conversations

[04:25 - 04:33]They discuss living in a content house with Markiplier and his dog's destructive behavior

[05:32 - 05:38]They talk about their own dogs turning 8 years old

[06:06 - 06:11]They mention Markiplier's dog, Chica, and her name change from Sephora

[06:41 - 06:47]They briefly mention a potential Notch party and the candy room at his house

[00:00 - 07:05]Overall, the friends discuss various topics and memories while recording their podcast, including their experiences living with Markiplier and their own dogs.

[07:14 - 07:24]The speaker and their partner planned to attend a Halloween party in a couples costume as Markiplier and Chica.

[07:29 - 07:37]They had costumes and props made, including a dog tag and dog ears and paws.

[08:11 - 08:19]However, they got into a fight and ended up not going to the party.

[08:58 - 09:04]The speaker and their partner knew Markiplier from when he had 50,000 subscribers and eventually got hired by him.

[11:09 - 11:15]They met Markiplier at a Game Grumps office party and also met Max and Cody Brown there.

[11:44 - 11:50]The speaker and their partner were not impressed by the "Versace Palace" and had low expectations when they arrived.

[11:44 - 11:50]The speaker and their partner were surprised and slightly disappointed by the underwhelming "Versace Palace".

[11:50 - 12:03]Max has a knack for finding and attending strange events, such as a party at Ricegum's mansion and an invitation to the "Versace Palace", which turned out to be a small apartment with a few Versace items.

[12:04 - 12:09]The apartment was marketed as the "Versace Palace" but was not actually affiliated with Versace.

[12:35 - 12:41]They were invited to the "Versace Palace" by Cody Brown, who was part of a YouTube network with Markiplier and others.

[07:05 - 14:47]The speaker and their partner planned to attend a Halloween costume party as Markiplier and Chica, but ended up not going due to a fight. They had a connection to Markiplier and met him at a Game Grumps office party where they also met Max and Cody Brown. Max has a knack for finding strange events and they were invited to the "Versace Palace", which turned out to be a small apartment with a few Versace items. The speaker and their partner were not impressed by the "Versace Palace" and had low expectations when they arrived. They were invited by Cody Brown, who was part of a YouTube network with Markiplier. The apartment was marketed as the "Versace Palace" but was not actually affiliated with Versace.

[14:56 - 15:04] The speakers discuss a potential Airbnb rental in a town with a mansion-like house

[15:36 - 15:52]They mention their landlord and the awkwardness of him seeing their decorations and porn collection

[16:29 - 16:36]They mention a specific type of porn they watched and make a joke about it

[18:19 - 18:33]They discuss a fart noise that one of the speakers can make and how they use it in public

[21:16 - 21:22]The speakers make a joke about using it in a crowded place

[21:29 - 21:36]They discuss yelling "sir" in public to get people's attention

[14:48 - 21:45]The speakers discuss their potential Airbnb rental in a mansion-like house, their landlord's reactions to their decorations and porn collection, and their use of fart noises and yelling "sir" in public.

[21:45 - 21:50]Person drops wallet or keys, crosses a barrier accidentally

[21:50 - 21:58]Embarrassed by a classic Ryan prank in grocery store

[21:58 - 22:04]Fist bump with bros, caught on camera for podcast

[22:10 - 22:16]Introduction to Super Mega podcast, episode 283

[22:36 - 22:45]Special guests Ian and Anissa (aka I dubs and his wife)

[22:45 - 23:01]Ian used to Twitch stream for 8 years, met Anissa when he was doing well

[23:09 - 23:20]Ian's fame and attention ruined Anissa's streaming career

[24:36 - 24:48]Fans get invested and create false stories and rumors about Ian's relationships

[27:37 - 27:49]Ian and Anissa always try to keep it real and be politically outspoken

[27:49 - 28:02]Some people get upset when their views are challenged

[28:02 - 28:08]Ian jokes about having a separate Republican podcast

[28:21 - 28:28]Ian has a Zoom call with someone helping him set up a retirement account

[29:03 - 29:12]Ian's American flag with a flaming football on it causes confusion and questioning

[29:13 - 29:23]Ian tries to explain it as quirky and not necessarily funny

[21:45 - 29:23]Person drops belongings and crosses a barrier, gets embarrassed by a prank in a grocery store. Guests Ian and Anissa (aka I dubs and his wife) join the Super Mega podcast, discussing their past Twitch streaming and their relationship. They always try to keep it real and be politically outspoken, but some fans get upset when their views are challenged. Ian jokes about having a separate Republican podcast and has a Zoom call where his American flag with a flaming football causes confusion.

[29:23 - 29:32] The speaker is discussing a football flag that he has displayed.

[29:44 - 29:49]He recalls a time when he saw an American flag that had been weathered and was criticized for not being properly maintained.

[30:01 - 30:07]There are strict rules and rituals surrounding the American flag, such as not letting it touch the ground and burning it if it does.

[30:30 - 30:35]The speaker mentions the ROTC and how they are responsible for raising and lowering the flag and folding it in a specific way.

[30:35 - 30:40]Funerals for military members often involve folding the flag in a specific way as well.

[33:45 - 33:52]The pledge of allegiance is brought up and the speaker and his friend discuss the strange ritual of reciting it every day in school.

[34:06 - 34:14]The speaker recalls a friend from China who had a similar ritual in their country.

[35:11 - 35:16]The speaker jokes about getting a tattoo of the pledge of allegiance on his chest.

[35:17 - 35:23]The conversation shifts back to the football flag and how the speaker's friend's father confronted him about it.

[36:05 - 36:11]The speaker's friend mentions that the American flag is the most comfortable pair, referencing the joke from the previous video.

[36:21 - 36:26]The speaker and his friend discuss the American flag being flown at half-mast and question the reasons behind it.

[36:21 - 36:26]The speaker mentions a video he saw of someone trolling pro-Trump supporters by praising the American flag.

[36:21 - 36:26]The speaker and his friend discuss the hypocrisy of displaying political flags while also claiming to be patriotic.

[29:23 - 36:58]The speaker discusses a football flag he has displayed, recalls a time when he was criticized for not properly maintaining an American flag, discusses the strict rules and rituals surrounding the flag, and jokes about getting a tattoo of the pledge of allegiance. The conversation then shifts to discussing the hypocrisy of displaying political flags while also claiming to be patriotic.

[36:59 - 37:05] Ryan and the speaker enjoy matching underwear and gifting it for Valentine's Day

[37:12 - 37:21]They also mention one-of-a-kind relationships and special prints

[37:12 - 37:21]Single people can also match with friends or pets

[37:29 - 37:35]The brand Mandy's offers a discount for listeners

[37:58 - 38:03]The speaker then introduces their sponsor, Manscaped, and their Valentine's Day offer

[38:21 - 38:27]They discuss the Performance Package 4.0 and its features

[39:11 - 39:16]Manscaped also offers liquid formulations and cologne

[39:56 - 40:03]The speakers joke about getting a large American flag and placing it on their roof

[41:02 - 41:12]They also mention a conspiracy involving mystery seeds from China

[41:46 - 41:52]The speakers mention dropping out of college and their degrees (or lack thereof)

[36:59 - 43:58]A concise and comprehensive summary is that the speakers enjoy matching underwear and are sponsored by Mandy's and Manscaped, and discuss various topics including Valentine's Day, business, and dropping out of college.

[43:58 - 44:06] Boomers and Gen Z hold more wealth than millennials

[44:07 - 44:22]Gen Z has invested in Dogecoin, various cryptocurrencies, and NFTs

[44:07 - 44:22]Gen Z does not have student loan debt

[44:22 - 44:27]Biden promised to erase student loan debt, but has not yet followed through

[44:59 - 45:07]They are asking for more subscribers and patrons to support their goal

[45:07 - 45:16]Super Mega, a YouTube channel, aims to alleviate national debt and medical debt

[46:19 - 46:27]One of the hosts recently had a binge on candy, triggered by a craving after eating a CBD gummy

[46:28 - 46:35]He ordered and ate a lot of candy, including gummies, sweet tarts, and starbursts

[47:51 - 48:01]The other host also wakes up hungry and eats healthy protein bars instead of candy

[48:52 - 48:58]They discuss the "honesty game" where they give each other honest feedback

[49:04 - 49:10]Another person, Markiplier, called the host out for eating candy like a child

[50:15 - 50:22]He ate the candy late at night and woke up in the middle of the night hungry

[50:33 - 50:38]The host's sweet tooth has diminished in the past three years

[51:16 - 51:23]The host's sweet tooth has decreased since he started drinking protein shakes

[51:23 - 51:31]The protein shakes have 530 calories, 22 grams of protein, and 26 grams of fat

[43:58 - 51:31]Overall, the hosts discuss their experiences with debt and cravings, particularly for candy.

[51:38 - 51:44] Person talking about a protein shake that is thick but tastes good

[51:44 - 51:53]They get the protein shakes on Amazon

[51:44 - 51:53]They are not hungry for hours after drinking the shake

[52:10 - 52:15]They are used to not eating a lot and have a personal trainer who told them to eat 2600 calories a day

[52:10 - 52:15]They were surprised and told their coach who found it funny because they eat around 500 calories a day

[52:28 - 52:39]They have been getting better with their diet and nutrition, but they still eat a lot of candy

[53:39 - 53:47]Their fridge broke and they can't cook, so they have been ordering Postmates

[53:47 - 53:53]They can find healthy options on Postmates, like salmon and salads

[54:12 - 54:17]They use MyFitnessPal to track calories but sometimes the information is inaccurate

[54:44 - 54:54]They recently stopped vaping and have seen improvement in their skin

[55:07 - 55:13]They have had two videos taken down from YouTube, one for smoking crack and one for a joke about semen

[57:52 - 58:05]They want to do a cooking video on how to make crack

[58:06 - 58:17]They also want to see if they can get away with an educational video about how to use a condom

[51:32 - 58:39]The person talks about their protein shake, their diet and nutrition, and their videos being removed from YouTube. They also mention their stopped vaping and wanting to make videos about cooking crack and using condoms.

[58:55 - 59:01]Person talking about a man struggling to put on a condom

[59:01 - 59:06]Man rips condom on purpose and fakes struggling to make his penis look big

[59:07 - 59:18]Person wonders if anyone actually watches condom tutorials before having sex

[1.01:50 - 1.01:57]Person shares their own experience of accidentally viewing furry porn as a child

[1.02:02 - 1.02:11]Person's dad clears browser history and they get caught by mom

[1.03:25 - 1.03:40]Discussion about accidentally leaving porn on a computer and getting caught by parents

[1.04:03 - 1.04:13]Person's dad takes the blame for their porn viewing and they never acknowledge it

[1.05:35 - 1.05:48]Person takes the blame for their dad and gets grounded

[1.05:55 - 1.06:00]Difficult dynamic for parents to handle when their child is viewing inappropriate content

[58:39 - 1.06:09]Person shares stories about struggling with condom use and accidentally viewing porn as a child, and discusses the challenges parents face in dealing with their child's exposure to inappropriate content.

[1.06:09 - 1.06:15]Person talks about giving a talk about pornography and the dangers of it

[1.06:16 - 1.06:31]Speculates on why their dad didn't thank them for taking the fall for him

[1.06:31 - 1.06:42]Thinks their dad may have viewed pornography but would never admit it

[1.07:18 - 1.07:28]Discussion on how they were raised in a Muslim household and never had a sex talk with their parents

[1.07:28 - 1.07:34]Reflects on how they don't feel equipped to have a sex talk with their own children in the future

[1.09:53 - 1.10:00]Memories of trying to watch porn on family computers and getting caught or almost getting caught

[1.12:37 - 1.12:46]Conversation shifts to a sponsored ad for Chime banking services

[1.13:34 - 1.13:47]Ad transition into a sponsored ad for Curology skincare products

[1.06:09 - 1.13:47]Chime banking services and Curology skincare products.

[1.13:48 - 1.13:53]Started by taking an online skin quiz and received a personalized formula

[1.14:02 - 1.14:07]Able to message provider for changes or issues

[1.14:08 - 1.14:14]Offered a free 30-day trial with $5 shipping and handling

[1.14:44 - 1.14:50]Promotion for Zip app for Valentine's Day shopping

[1.16:23 - 1.16:33]Started boxing in July 2021 to get ahead of potential fight with Ricegum

[1.18:07 - 1.18:18]Ricegum wanted to fight for a large paycheck but was eventually told it would only be a charity event

[1.19:46 - 1.19:53]Reached out to Manny Pacquiao for help with organizing event

[1.20:36 - 1.20:47]Trained for 3-4 months before actually having a fight planned

[1.21:48 - 1.21:56]Both YouTubers have been taking boxing lessons and training

[1.21:56 - 1.22:02]Preparing for first sparring session

[1.13:48 - 1.22:34]YouTubers started boxing in anticipation of a potential fight with Ricegum, but later turned it into a charity event with the help of Manny Pacquiao. They have been training for several months and are now preparing for their first sparring session.

[1.22:36 - 1.22:43]Discussion about potentially punching each other for a documentary

[1.23:16 - 1.23:27]Concern about sparring reflecting an actual boxing match

[1.23:38 - 1.23:45]Planning to spar and get comfortable moving around

[1.24:33 - 1.24:39]Doing exercises with a "ball of doom" and seeing improvements in endurance

[1.26:09 - 1.26:14]Talk about an upcoming boxing event and being scared of opponent

[1.26:44 - 1.26:53]Opponent is Nathan Barnett, who has been taking boxing lessons for over a year

[1.27:25 - 1.27:35]Concern about opponent's dancing background giving them an advantage in footwork

[1.28:41 - 1.28:47]Event will be in Florida with few rules

[1.28:58 - 1.29:06]Determination to win and possibly using unconventional tactics

[1.28:58 - 1.29:06]Both participants feel like the underdog in the match

[1.22:36 - 1.29:33]Discussion about potentially punching each other for a documentary leads to planning to spar and get comfortable moving around. Concerns about sparring reflecting an actual boxing match are discussed, along with improvements in endurance from exercises. The upcoming boxing event is discussed, with opponent being Nathan Barnett, who has been taking lessons for over a year and has a dancing background. Both participants feel like the underdog and are determined to win, possibly using unconventional tactics in the Florida event with few rules.

[1.29:33 - 1.29:40] Discussion about choosing and playing the role of a villain

[1.29:40 - 1.29:47]Anticipation for Ian to be viewed as the biggest villain

[1.30:00 - 1.30:08]Disagreement over whether Ryan or Matt will win

[1.30:00 - 1.30:08]Ryan's hidden rage and weight loss for a boxing event

[1.32:20 - 1.32:26]Ryan's love for vomiting

[1.33:16 - 1.33:22]Metaphobia and its alleviation through binge drinking

[1.33:28 - 1.33:38]Terrifying experience with 150 milligrams of weed gummies

[1.34:06 - 1.34:15]Fear and aversion to vomiting

[1.34:15 - 1.34:21]Fear of getting sick and vomiting

[1.34:34 - 1.34:43]Plugging a boxing event and smaller creators

[1.35:20 - 1.35:26]The podcast can be found ad-free on Patreon for $5 a month

[1.35:27 - 1.35:34]Conclusion with the Pledge of Allegiance

[1.29:33 - 1.36:01]The audio transcription is a conversation between individuals discussing the role of a villain, anticipation for one individual to be viewed as the biggest villain, disagreement over who will win in a boxing event, and their fear and aversion towards vomiting. They also discuss metaphobia and its alleviation through binge drinking, as well as a terrifying experience with weed gummies. The conversation concludes with a plug for a boxing event and the podcast's availability on Patreon.