[00:00 - 01:22]The hosts believe that Texas is the best state due to better food, women, and lack of smog

[01:22 - 02:44]One host reveals they broke their toe while getting a soda and are unable to walk

[01:35 - 05:18]They discuss the recent Texas snowstorm and the damage it caused

[02:14 - 03:24]One host reveals they broke their toe while getting a soda and are unable to walk

[04:22 - 06:56]They joke about taking things from Times Square and snapping CDs from street performers

[06:56 - 07:59]They begin ranking states on a tier list and promise to save Texas and California for last

[07:09 - 07:48]They discuss the recent Texas snowstorm and the damage it caused

[08:00 - 08:37]The hosts believe the Northeast has the best concentration of people and colleges

[09:24 - 11:49]They discuss the Northeast and its cultural norms, including kissing on both cheeks and taking things slowly

[11:26 - 13:33]They joke about taking things from Times Square and snapping CDs from street performers

[13:55 - 17:05]The group discusses Tucker's role in the podcast and confirms that he has all the tracks

[14:02 - 16:10]They begin discussing the state of Idaho and mention a notorious prison and recent news of a possible serial killer

[15:46 - 17:11]There is a debate about what Idaho is known for, with some saying potatoes and others mentioning a loophole in the national park where murder is legal

[17:12 - 19:31]The group jokes about spending 20 minutes discussing each state and moves on to Connecticut, where they share a disappointing experience with a famous pizza place

[17:54 - 19:18]The group mentions their friend Connor, who is from Michigan, and jokes about its abundance of lakes

[19:31 - 23:45]The group jokes about spending 20 minutes discussing each state and moves on to Connecticut, where they share a disappointing experience with a famous pizza place

[22:47 - 25:07]They continue to rate different states, including Colorado, where they recall a funny weed strain name and discuss the state's shape

[24:32 - 26:46]The group jokes about spending 20 minutes discussing each state and moves on to Connecticut, where they share a disappointing experience with a famous pizza place

[26:30 - 27:45]The group mentions their friend Connor, who is from Michigan, and jokes about its abundance of lakes

[27:03 - 28:26]They mention Georgia's tax incentives for filming and the iconic peach logo seen at the start of TV shows.

[28:27 - 29:36]Perception of Vermont as a "harmless" state

[28:49 - 29:25]Speculation about Vermont's ability to defend itself in case of invasion

[29:37 - 30:00]Mention of a concept called "the machine" in Alabama

[30:49 - 30:54]Discussion of Wisconsin and its cheese

[31:20 - 32:11]Talk about Montana and its beauty, specifically Glacier National Park

[32:30 - 32:36]Discussion of Wisconsin and its cheese

[32:42 - 33:25]Discussion of Vermont and its political figure, Bernie Sanders

[32:48 - 34:49]Talk about Montana and its beauty, specifically Glacier National Park

[34:49 - 35:24]Dismissal of the concept of "dry heat"

[35:24 - 37:06]Discussion of Oregon, specifically Portland and its beaches

[35:36 - 36:05]Discussion of Vermont and its political figure, Bernie Sanders

[36:21 - 36:45]Discussion of Oregon, specifically Portland and its beaches

[37:06 - 37:32]Perception of Vermont as a "harmless" state

[37:13 - 38:03]Mention of battles won in Maryland and its unique shape

[38:03 - 38:49]Mention of a concept called "the machine" in Alabama

[38:15 - 39:34]Discussion of Wisconsin and its cheese

[39:35 - 41:10]Personal anecdote of revisiting a dispensary in Colorado and purchasing a joint of cheese.

[41:10 - 41:18]They mention New Hampshire and Vermont, with Vermont being ranked higher.

[41:19 - 42:05]They briefly mention Bike Week and Tucker explains what it is.

[41:54 - 42:26]They discuss Florida, with one person arguing for it to be ranked at S and the other disagreeing.

[42:26 - 43:13]They mention Fit MC and his association with Florida.

[42:33 - 42:51]They mention Myrtle Beach and Paris Island.

[42:52 - 43:56]They discuss Florida, with one person arguing for it to be ranked at S and the other disagreeing.

[43:14 - 43:29]They briefly mention Bike Week and Tucker explains what it is.

[43:29 - 43:43]One person suggests Kansas should take back Kansas City from Missouri.

[43:56 - 44:21]They move on to Delaware and mention tax evasion.

[44:22 - 44:39]They briefly mention Iowa and rank it at F.

[44:39 - 44:51]South Carolina is discussed and ranked higher than North Carolina.

[44:52 - 45:06]They mention Myrtle Beach and Paris Island.

[45:06 - 46:29]The conversation moves on to Utah and they mention Mormons and Arches National Park.

[46:11 - 46:18]One person suggests putting Vermont at D and the other agrees.

[46:31 - 47:22]One person suggests Kansas should take back Kansas City from Missouri.

[47:23 - 48:21]They briefly mention Kansas and Missouri, with Kansas being ranked higher.

[47:34 - 47:47]One person suggests Kansas should take back Kansas City from Missouri.

[48:22 - 49:00]They briefly mention Kentucky and mention KFC and a YouTuber named Hickok 45.

[49:17 - 49:40]Arkansas is briefly mentioned and dismissed.

[49:28 - 50:48]The Liberty Bell is mentioned, as well as a strange experience with coal miners in Pennsylvania trying to kiss the speaker.

[49:40 - 50:11]They go back to Pennsylvania and mention the strange names of some towns.

[50:26 - 51:35]They mention a trade deal with Boston, Massachusetts and list off various food and sports teams.

[50:32 - 53:21]The speaker moves onto discussing Massachusetts, stating it is an S tier state and the birthplace of the Union.

[51:57 - 53:44]They mention a trade deal with Boston, Massachusetts and list off various food and sports teams.

[53:44 - 55:09]The speaker then discusses New Mexico, mentioning Breaking Bad and the state's cool flag and license plate.

[53:51 - 55:02]The speaker moves onto discussing Massachusetts, stating it is an S tier state and the birthplace of the Union.

[55:10 - 56:14]The speaker then discusses New Mexico, mentioning Breaking Bad and the state's cool flag and license plate.

[55:17 - 1.00:02]They mention North Dakota, recalling a traumatic experience of hitting a bird while driving over 100 miles per hour.

[59:12 - 59:49]The Liberty Bell is mentioned, as well as a strange experience with coal miners in Pennsylvania trying to kiss the speaker.

[1.00:03 - 1.02:06]South Dakota is discussed, with mentions of the Corn Palace, the largest statue of a Big Mac, and the state being the birthplace of YouTuber Nicky Jakey.

[1.02:06 - 1.03:17]Discussion about Nevada and its association with California as a fun destination

[1.02:17 - 1.03:04]Statement that California should be ranked one below wherever Nevada is placed

[1.02:31 - 1.03:38]Mention of Las Vegas and Quackity's city in Nevada

[1.03:39 - 1.04:42]Mention of Illinois and Chicago, and debate about their ranking

[1.04:12 - 1.05:06]Conversation between multiple individuals about the placement of states on a tier list

[1.04:25 - 1.04:32]Mention of Alaska and its ranking, with a humorous comment about the toughness of someone chewing.

[1.05:06 - 1.05:37]Mention of Louisiana and confusion about its ranking

[1.05:37 - 1.06:08]Discussion about the smell and atmosphere of New Orleans

[1.06:08 - 1.07:32]Mention of Nebraska and its negative ranking due to unpleasant smells

[1.07:32 - 1.07:46]Discussion about New Jersey and its association with a TV show and Atlantic City

[1.07:46 - 1.08:51]Personal dislike towards New Jersey and its famous inventor Thomas Edison

[1.07:58 - 1.08:45]Discussion about New Jersey and its association with a TV show and Atlantic City

[1.08:11 - 1.08:17]Discussion about Nevada and its association with California as a fun destination

[1.08:51 - 1.09:10]Personal dislike towards New Jersey and its famous inventor Thomas Edison

[1.09:11 - 1.09:31]Mention of Indiana and its association with racing and its ranking

[1.09:32 - 1.10:03]Discussion about Virginia and its ranking

[1.09:45 - 1.10:09]Mention of Alaska and its ranking, with a humorous comment about the toughness of someone chewing.

[1.10:09 - 1.12:17]Personal anecdote about getting pulled over in Minnesota and its ranking

[1.12:17 - 1.13:11]Mention of Washington state and its ranking, with a distinction between Western and Eastern areas

[1.13:12 - 1.14:32]Personal dislike towards New Jersey and its famous inventor Thomas Edison

[1.13:24 - 1.14:58]Mention of Tennessee and its ranking, with a statement that nobody is from there

[1.13:44 - 1.14:18]Mention of Alaska and its ranking, with a humorous comment about the toughness of someone chewing.

[1.14:32 - 1.14:51]The speaker and another person discuss Tennessee, with the speaker complimenting the state and asking if the other person agrees.

[1.14:51 - 1.16:22]Rhode Island is briefly mentioned and the speaker makes a joke about its size.

[1.15:07 - 1.15:25]Mention of West Virginia and its negative ranking

[1.15:25 - 1.15:30]Conversation between multiple individuals about the placement of states on a tier list

[1.15:25 - 1.16:07]Wyoming is discussed, with the speaker saying it should be higher on the list because of Yellowstone and a super volcano.

[1.16:22 - 1.17:56]Maine is discussed and the speaker talks about their positive experiences there and recommends visiting certain places.

[1.17:21 - 1.19:17]They mention New York and discuss the city and the rest of the state, mentioning its natural beauty and culture.

[1.19:29 - 1.20:11]They mention the Erie Canal and the Finger Lakes, with the speaker getting excited about them.

[1.20:11 - 1.21:57]The speaker and another person discuss Tennessee, with the speaker complimenting the state and asking if the other person agrees.

[1.20:44 - 1.21:40]They mention New York and discuss the city and the rest of the state, mentioning its natural beauty and culture.

[1.20:56 - 1.21:14]They mention the Erie Canal and the Finger Lakes, with the speaker getting excited about them.

[1.21:15 - 1.22:47]The speaker and another person discuss Tennessee, with the speaker complimenting the state and asking if the other person agrees.

[1.22:47 - 1.23:56]The speaker and another person discuss Texas, with the speaker making jokes and criticisms about the state.

[1.22:59 - 1.23:06]Rhode Island is briefly mentioned and the speaker makes a joke about its size.

[1.23:59 - 1.25:37]The speaker and another person discuss Texas, with the speaker making jokes and criticisms about the state.

[1.24:15 - 1.24:58]The speaker and another person discuss Tennessee, with the speaker complimenting the state and asking if the other person agrees.

[1.24:28 - 1.25:06]They mention Ted Cruz and his recent controversy.

[1.25:18 - 1.26:06]California is discussed and the speaker mentions how it has lost its culture and become developed due to influx of people from other states.

[1.26:07 - 1.26:48]The speaker and another person discuss Texas, with the speaker making jokes and criticisms about the state.