[00:05 - 00:14]Person discusses PTSD for Vietnam veterans and the contrast of modern warfare.

[00:16 - 00:27]Mentions the use of computers and gamer chairs in war.

[01:03 - 01:09]Jokes about a Home Alone sequel set in Vietnam.

[01:58 - 02:08]Discusses the lack of Native American representation in Brother Bear.

[02:53 - 03:01]Jokes about walking into a moose and seeing a giraffe chasing a Jeep.

[04:55 - 05:00]Mentions that the previous episode of their podcast was recorded in the Orlando airport.

[05:09 - 05:19]Responds to criticism of the previous episode's recording location.

[07:49 - 07:56]Talks about seeing two superhero movies in one day and falling asleep during one due to wine.

[00:05 - 08:02]Finishes with a mention of falling asleep during a different movie due to being drunk.

[08:09 - 08:17] The speaker discusses watching a movie and getting a "Big Bang Theory" vibe from it.

[08:18 - 08:32]They mention enjoying the movie, which is a superhero movie with a fun vibe.

[08:32 - 08:44]The speaker also mentions seeing another superhero movie, "Captain Marvel," and compares it to other films in the franchise.

[08:51 - 08:58]They mention plans to see the upcoming movie "Endgame" and teasing a special guest for the podcast.

[10:37 - 10:44]The speaker then discusses trying a new health trend of drinking chicken broth.

[13:27 - 13:39]They joke about the trend and talk about the Pacific trash island.

[13:58 - 14:12]The speaker gives a tip for social gatherings and talks about using breath strips.

[15:01 - 15:07]They discuss drinking "divine waters" and the possibility of centipedes getting in.

[08:02 - 15:07]The last bullet point summarizes the overall conversation and topics discussed.

[15:12 - 15:18]The speaker discusses becoming a "broth head" and drinking broth out of the box.

[15:24 - 15:30]They mention wanting broth juice boxes and having a fridge full of broth in their office.

[15:31 - 15:37]The speaker imagines drinking broth on a camping or hiking trip.

[17:10 - 17:16]They mention going out for drinks and coffee with a friend named Sarah Bonito and hanging out with George Lopez.

[18:55 - 19:03]The speaker brings up method acting and mentions Daniel Day Lewis.

[20:57 - 21:04]They mention breaking a tooth on stage during a live show and getting it replaced with a permanent crown.

[21:05 - 21:10]The speaker asks if Vernon is present and brings him into the conversation.

[21:46 - 21:51]They briefly discuss the cleanliness of broth before wrapping up the conversation.

[15:07 - 22:19]The overall theme is about the speaker's recent experiences, including trying broth and hanging out with friends.

[22:20 - 22:25] Narrator discusses animals swimming and an old argument he lost

[22:31 - 22:38]Mention of getting sick on tour

[22:55 - 23:01]Funny bit about ladling cum

[23:08 - 23:16]Discussion about recording the podcast

[23:42 - 23:48]Vernon enters and mentions a meeting he has to attend

[24:41 - 24:49]Vernon's helpfulness on tours is praised

[24:41 - 24:49]Vernon's stressful schedule leading up to tour

[25:19 - 25:24]Story of van breaking down on the way to Orlando show

[28:00 - 28:08]Discussion of tour life and schedule

[29:17 - 29:25]Vernon's story about the breakdown of the van on the way to Orlando

[29:25 - 29:33]Booking a hotel in Tifton, Georgia for the night

[29:33 - 29:40]Production manager in Atlanta is mentioned

[22:20 - 29:40]The narrator discusses various topics, including animals swimming, getting sick on tour, and a funny bit about ladling cum. Vernon enters and mentions a meeting he has to attend, and the discussion turns to recording the podcast. The narrator praises Vernon's helpfulness on tours and tells a story about the van breaking down on the way to their Orlando show. The narrator then talks about Vernon's stressful schedule leading up to the tour and the regimented life of tour scheduling. Finally, the narrator mentions booking a hotel in Tifton, Georgia and the production manager in Atlanta before giving a comprehensive summary of the events.

[29:40 - 29:46] A person named Charles is mentioned multiple times

[32:57 - 33:06]The speaker and Charles talk about their plans for the night

[33:54 - 34:00]They stay at a holiday inn and encounter Confederate flag memorabilia

[34:09 - 34:18]They mention finding a hipster neighborhood in each new city they visit

[34:18 - 34:25]Charles mentions Tifton and the speaker realizes they have already booked a hotel there

[34:34 - 34:43]They mention driving towards Orlando and stopping in a racist place

[34:34 - 34:43]The speaker expresses their dislike for Orlando, Florida

[34:34 - 34:43]The speaker talks about their dislike for Orlando and their desire to never go there again

[34:34 - 34:43]They mention finding an alligator in Orlando

[34:34 - 34:43]They rent a minivan and continue towards Orlando

[35:05 - 35:13]The speaker describes giving Charles an accent

[35:26 - 35:31]The speaker is left in Tifton, waiting for a tow truck and chain smoking cigarettes

[35:42 - 35:51]The speaker and their group stop in Tifton, Georgia for gas and the van breaks down

[29:40 - 36:26]The speaker and their group encounter various events and challenges while on a road trip through different cities, including a breakdown in Tifton, Georgia.

[36:26 - 36:32] Fell asleep in shuttle van, woke up hot and miserable in Georgia

[37:01 - 37:06]Went to Southern Pride store, no one was there, bought food at 99 cent food mart

[39:20 - 39:26]Tow truck driver named Brian helps out, drives 2.5 hours to Tallahassee, Florida

[40:04 - 40:18]No rental cars available due to tow truck convention, desperation sets in

[42:16 - 42:26]Finally rented a Dodge caravan and drove back to Orlando

[43:08 - 43:13]Had a successful show and turned the night around with flaming Mai Tais at TGI Friday's

[43:18 - 43:26]Made it to show, took picture with the guys backstage

[36:26 - 43:26]Fell asleep in shuttle van, woke up hot and miserable in Georgia. Tow truck driver named Brian helps out and drives to Tallahassee, Florida. No rental cars available, but eventually rented a Dodge caravan and drove back to Orlando. Had a successful show and turned the night around with flaming Mai Tais at TGI Friday's. Made it to show and took picture with guys backstage.

[43:26 - 43:32]The speaker arrives at the show in a 2016 Dodge Caravan to a warm welcome

[43:47 - 43:54]Brian, who the speaker promised to write a Google review for, asks about the events leading up to the show

[43:55 - 44:02]The speaker explains that they accidentally put diesel in the sprinter van instead of gasoline

[44:26 - 44:34]Brian informs them that the gas station they went to has a different color coding for diesel and gasoline

[44:36 - 44:44]The speaker experiences a crisis of faith and anxiety about the situation

[45:14 - 45:19]The group successfully makes it to the show and flies home the next day

[45:14 - 45:19]They try to go to Hooters but it is closed, and they take an Uber home to see their pets

[45:33 - 45:39]The story is still ongoing for the speaker as they process the trauma of the situation

[46:12 - 46:20]They buy a bong to treat themselves and experience a panic attack when they are alone

[48:33 - 48:41]The speaker compares the panic attack to a religious experience and feeling stuck in an inescapable hell

[49:17 - 49:24]The speaker grew up Catholic and worries about being permanently anxious

[43:26 - 49:30]The speaker arrives at the show in a 2016 Dodge Caravan, has a mishap with putting diesel in the van, successfully makes it to the show and flies home, experiences a panic attack while processing the trauma of the situation, and reflects on their Catholic upbringing and anxiety.

[49:32 - 49:42]Narrator shares experiences of anxiety brought on by smoking weed

[49:54 - 49:59]Had a mental health day and dealt with anxiety

[50:31 - 50:40]Feels better this morning

[50:49 - 50:56]Takes pride in work and maintaining level head in stressful situations

[51:03 - 51:11]Worried about not being able to do hard work or maintain professionalism

[51:12 - 51:22]Deals with stress later, this is part of that process

[51:31 - 51:37]Stress caused and solved by self

[51:56 - 52:02]Narrator and friends discuss trip to Orlando and see a porn star lookalike at a restaurant

[53:40 - 53:47]Meet a waiter who recognizes them from YouTube and follows each other on Instagram

[54:23 - 54:28]Narrator had a great time on tour and appreciates sharing the experience with friends

[54:51 - 54:59]Taking a break before flying to Berlin, may join friends on future tours

[55:11 - 55:17]Vernon's mental breakdown is compared to a boiled egg

[55:22 - 55:29]Narrator hopes his story was funny and would love to be on the podcast again

[49:32 - 55:43]Narrator shares experiences of anxiety while smoking weed, takes a mental health day, and deals with stress caused and solved by self. Narrator had a great time on tour and appreciates sharing the experience with friends. Taking a break before flying to Berlin, may join friends on future tours.

[55:43 - 55:48]The speaker and another person are discussing their experiences in Sacramento and Orlando

[55:48 - 56:04]The speaker mentions that they have had multiple incidents of being walked in on while using the bathroom in Sacramento

[56:54 - 57:03]They joke about sharing the story on the podcast and suggest using hashtags to promote it

[57:11 - 57:20]They discuss the possibility of Vernon having picked up prostitutes in Northern Florida

[57:21 - 57:28]They continue to joke about the situation and make references to sucking dick to get out of difficult situations

[59:32 - 59:39]The other person expresses concern and suggests eating real meals instead

[1.02:48 - 1.02:53]The speaker defends their decision to drink chicken broth for sustenance

[1.03:02 - 1.03:07]The speaker defends their choice and mentions taking vitamins

[1.03:20 - 1.03:29]They discuss the speaker's overwhelming urge to drink broth while sick in bed

[55:43 - 1.03:29]The speaker and another person discuss their experiences in Sacramento and Orlando, including being walked in on while using the bathroom and joking about sharing the story on the podcast. They also joke about sucking dick to get out of difficult situations and discuss the possibility of their friend picking up prostitutes. The speaker defends their decision to drink chicken broth for sustenance and mentions taking vitamins. They also mention the speaker's urge to drink broth while sick.

[1.04:23 - 1.04:29] The speaker has been craving broth since yesterday

[1.04:29 - 1.04:35]They saw broth at CVS and decided to get it

[1.05:46 - 1.05:54]They discuss the concept of soup and whether cereal could be considered a type of soup

[1.07:01 - 1.07:08]They begin their ad reads for Quip, an electric toothbrush, and Honey, a browser add-on for finding discounts

[1.07:09 - 1.07:15]They share their personal experience with using Quip and saving money with Honey

[1.07:09 - 1.07:15]The speaker shares facts and statistics about Quip and Honey

[1.10:16 - 1.10:23]The speaker and their friend make jokes and humorous comments throughout the conversation

[1.10:16 - 1.10:23]The conversation concludes with a discussion about the speaker's mother and their limited computer time

[1.03:30 - 1.11:07]The speaker summarizes the conversation by stating that they have been craving broth and discussing soup, Quip, and Honey with their friend.

[1.11:14 - 1.11:22]The speaker talks about a free tool called Honey with over 100,000 five star reviews.

[1.11:23 - 1.11:28]Time Magazine calls Honey "basically free money".

[1.12:00 - 1.12:09]The speaker discusses a Reddit thread about things people cheap out on that aren't worth it.

[1.12:00 - 1.12:09]The top post was about cheap toilet paper, but the speaker insists on using triple or quadruple ply.

[1.12:15 - 1.12:21]The speaker and roommate got stuck in Uranus, and had to call the other to help pull out the poop.

[1.13:06 - 1.13:12]The speaker and previous roommate used a bidet for a clean asshole.

[1.14:02 - 1.14:07]They want to be sponsored by a bidet company.

[1.15:01 - 1.15:07]They suggest getting a bidet to save on toilet paper and have a cleaner asshole.

[1.16:52 - 1.16:59]They discuss the cleanliness of Mr. Clean's asshole.

[1.17:16 - 1.17:27]They discuss the strength of their bidets.

[1.17:34 - 1.17:43]The speaker admits to using the bidet with the water pressure on high.

[1.17:51 - 1.17:59]They compare it to gargling for their asshole.

[1.18:00 - 1.18:08]The speaker mentions the smell of their friend's gooch.

[1.18:15 - 1.18:22]The speaker shares a personal experience with using a bidet at their friend's house.

[1.11:07 - 1.18:27]The speaker discusses a free tool called Honey, their experience using a bidet for a clean asshole, and their desire to be sponsored by a bidet company. They also mention the cleanliness of Mr. Clean's asshole and their own personal bidet experiences.

[1.18:43 - 1.18:55] The speaker accidentally discovered the high water pressure of a bidet at a friend's house.

[1.18:55 - 1.19:01]The speaker warns against testing the water pressure of a bidet without sitting on it.

[1.19:01 - 1.19:08]The speaker describes the different settings on their bidet, including a female setting.

[1.21:09 - 1.21:19]The speaker mentions getting a headache and drinking water to alleviate it.

[1.21:26 - 1.21:33]They joke about doing an ad read for water and broth.

[1.21:33 - 1.21:47]They then discuss the benefits of drinking water and staying hydrated.

[1.21:58 - 1.22:05]The speaker and their friend joke about using the bidet for cleaning various body parts.

[1.22:33 - 1.22:40]The speaker mentions having Republican pundit Ben Shapiro on the podcast to masturbate.

[1.23:34 - 1.23:40]They make fun of Ben Shapiro and his potential inability to climax.

[1.24:30 - 1.24:39]The speaker and their friend joke about being slackers and reference a Key and Peele sketch.

[1.18:28 - 1.24:58]Overall, the speaker discusses their experience with a bidet and the benefits of drinking water, as well as making jokes about Ben Shapiro and being slackers.