[00:00 - 00:05] The speaker discusses being ambidextrous and masturbating with both hands

[00:06 - 00:12]They mention recording the conversation and suggest practicing switching hands while masturbating

[00:12 - 00:18]They talk about the difficulty of masturbating with their non-dominant hand and compare it to a workout

[00:37 - 00:44]The conversation shifts to the Trash Taste podcast and the speaker introduces themselves as "the boy" with low energy

[04:45 - 04:51]The speaker presents gifts from Hokkaido, including a type of cookie and a branded energy drink

[05:37 - 05:44]They discuss going on trips, including one to Hokkaido where they tasted amazing food and visited a fish market

[07:29 - 07:34]They try the energy drink and compare it to Thai Red Bull, which is not carbonated

[00:00 - 07:34]The speaker discusses being ambidextrous while masturbating, then transitions to discussing a trip to Hokkaido and presents gifts from the trip, including a branded energy drink.

[07:35 - 07:44]Thick syrup-like energy drink called Red Bull is popular among truck drivers in Thailand for staying awake.

[07:49 - 07:57]It has the same amount of caffeine as a regular Red Bull and comes in non-carbonated form.

[08:17 - 08:26]The podcast hosts have just had a lot of it and anticipate feeling the effects soon.

[08:59 - 09:04]The hosts received gifts from the speaker, who hopes to take them on a trip to the Onsen (hot spring) in the future.

[09:32 - 09:41]Many people are hesitant to go to an Onsen because of the requirement to be naked in front of others.

[12:45 - 12:50]The podcast hosts were also hesitant at first, but quickly became comfortable and enjoyed the experience.

[13:40 - 13:51]The Onsen experience is different from other public bathing experiences and includes drinking cold milk afterwards.

[07:35 - 14:13]The speaker discusses the popularity of Red Bull among truck drivers in Thailand and talks about the gifts he gave to the podcast hosts. They then discuss their experiences at an Onsen and how it is different from other public bathing experiences.

[14:13 - 14:20] The speaker discusses the experience of going to an izakaya, or Japanese pub, and having a beer afterwards.

[14:21 - 14:32]The speaker also talks about how being in an onsen, or Japanese hot spring, gives them the feeling of wanting to talk about important business matters.

[15:04 - 15:11]They mention going to the cigar bar with PewDiePie and how his voice deepened with the cigar.

[15:16 - 15:24]The speaker then shifts to talking about their experience at a cigar bar, where they feel a sense of power with a cigar in their hand.

[17:41 - 17:49]The topic then shifts to discussing nightlife in Tokyo and Japan in general.

[20:22 - 20:30]They compare the izakaya culture in Japan to pubs in the UK, which they find depressing.

[20:36 - 20:44]The speaker talks about their experience at a gaming pub in London called Meltdown, which they found rundown and not enjoyable.

[21:31 - 21:37]They mention the darkness of pubs and how other bar styles seem brighter to them.

[21:38 - 21:43]The speaker is more positive about pubs in London, saying there are many fun ones.

[14:13 - 21:50]The overall topic is about nightlife in Tokyo and Japan, with a focus on izakayas and pubs and a comparison to other bar styles.

[27:50 - 27:57] The person is commenting on the differences between British pubs and Japanese Isakai.

[27:57 - 28:03]They discuss the types of pubs in the UK and the different clientele they attract.

[28:04 - 28:10]The person mentions a specific brand of pubs called "weather spoons" which are known for their cheap drinks and food.

[28:10 - 28:15]They mention the low prices of drinks in Isakai compared to other establishments.

[28:10 - 28:15]The person shares their preference for Isakai due to the relaxed atmosphere and cheap food and drinks.

[28:10 - 28:15]They point out that Isakai is a good option for non-drinkers as well due to the variety of food options.

[28:10 - 28:15]They compare Isakai food to English pub food and have differing opinions on which is better.

[28:16 - 28:21]The quality of Isakai food can vary and some places may have lower quality food.

[21:51 - 28:21]Overall, the person prefers Isakai over British pubs and believes Isakai food is better.

[28:27 - 28:32] Two people, possibly friends, are discussing pub food in Australia and the UK.

[28:47 - 28:57]They mention that Australian pubs have good food, but it can be expensive.

[29:34 - 29:41]They compare it to Japanese izakayas and argue that the food in izakayas is more varied and better suited for drinking.

[30:10 - 30:17]One person says they don't like pubs in general, but they do enjoy Irish pubs for their food.

[31:19 - 31:24]They briefly talk about a town in Wales with a long name and mention that it's not worth visiting.

[31:24 - 31:30]They briefly mention some other towns with difficult names.

[32:48 - 32:58]The person who lives in Wales says that many town names there are just as difficult to pronounce.

[33:37 - 33:43]They mention a comically long train sign in Wales and joke about how long it would take to pronounce the name of the town.

[34:29 - 34:39]They mention a place called Devil's Dyke and briefly discuss the meaning of the word "dyke".

[28:21 - 34:39]Two friends discuss the differences between pub food in Australia and Japan, and briefly mention a town in Wales with a long name and a comically long train sign. They also mention the difficulties of pronouncing town names in Wales.

[34:39 - 34:46] The speaker talks about fucked up names in the UK, such as White Knight and Cuck Field.

[34:57 - 35:06]They mention a train station called Cock-fosters and find it amusing.

[37:07 - 37:16]The speaker then talks about Isakai, a type of drinking establishment in Japan that they enjoy.

[38:15 - 38:20]They discuss Nomi Hordai, an all-you-can-drink option in Japan that foreigners find appealing.

[38:15 - 38:20]They mention calculating the number of drinks needed to make Nomi Hordai worth the money.

[38:15 - 38:20]The speaker and their friends first experienced Nomi Hordai when they visited Japan as tourists.

[39:42 - 39:50]The speaker recalls treating Nomi Hordai like a drinking competition when they first moved to Japan.

[34:39 - 40:48]The speaker discusses amusing names in the UK, their enjoyment of Isakai, and their experience with Nomi Hordai as a tourist and resident in Japan. They also mention the appeal of all-you-can-drink options for foreigners and their tendency to treat it like a drinking competition.

[40:49 - 40:54] Visited a bar with 200 yen beers and set it as baseline for all-you-can-drink

[41:01 - 41:06]Went to a bar with 2000 yen for 2 hours and calculated that it was equivalent to 10 beers

[41:07 - 41:13]Decided to get 11 beers to make it worth the money

[41:13 - 41:18]Experienced pain after drinking 9 beers and eating food

[41:19 - 41:27]Realized that other drinks were also available but stuck to beer

[41:39 - 41:45]Took friends to a 50 yen beer place which was not all-you-can-drink but still a good deal

[41:51 - 42:00]Westerners approach all-you-can-drink/eat differently compared to Japanese people

[42:37 - 42:46]Went to a winery in Nagano with a selection of 1000 wines for 10 bucks

[44:00 - 44:08]Saw a similar concept in a sake bar in Nagano

[45:10 - 45:22]Karaoke is a popular nightlife option in Japan

[46:00 - 46:06]The narrator visited a bar with 200 yen beers and set it as the baseline for all-you-can-drink.

[46:00 - 46:06]They then went to a bar with 2000 yen for 2 hours and calculated that it was equivalent to 10 beers. Decided to get 11 beers to make it worth the money.

[46:00 - 46:06]Took friends to a 50 yen beer place which was not all-you-can-drink but still a good deal.

[46:06 - 46:12]Karaoke establishments offer all-you-can-drink and are open 24 hours

[46:13 - 46:19]Experienced pain after drinking 9 beers and eating food. Realized that other drinks were also available but stuck to beer.

[46:31 - 46:38]Went to a winery in Nagano with a selection of 1000 wines for 10 bucks. Saw a similar concept in a sake bar in Nagano.

[46:46 - 46:54]Westerners approach all-you-can-drink/eat differently compared to Japanese people.

[46:54 - 47:00]Karaoke is a popular nightlife option in Japan. Karaoke establishments offer all-you-can-drink and are open 24 hours.

[47:27 - 47:34]Joey and narrator had a fun experience singing anime songs while drunk at karaoke. Comprehensive Summary:

[40:49 - 47:45]Joey and narrator had a fun experience singing anime songs while drunk at karaoke.

[47:45 - 47:51] Original bazook with bad guitar riff

[47:51 - 47:58]Karaoke version worse but better

[47:58 - 48:03]Three and destroyed song more

[48:12 - 48:18]Miss karaoke since Rona

[48:41 - 48:47]Japanese drinking culture has ticking clock called last train

[48:47 - 48:53]Miss last train, stay out until 5am or go home at 11-12

[49:22 - 49:35]Catching first train at 4:30am is worse than going home buzzed at 11pm

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[53:21 - 53:27]Love karaoke because of hidden clown juice and ice cream

[54:54 - 55:01]Yukon drinks in Japan - small cans sold at convenience stores

[47:45 - 55:01]All of this is part of Japanese nightlife culture

[55:24 - 55:32]Person describing a drink that prevents hangovers and their experience with it.

[58:13 - 58:20]Discussion about why the drink may not be widely used if it truly works.

[59:43 - 59:49]Comparison of the drink's effects to the economy and the coronavirus.

[59:43 - 59:49]Personal concerns about becoming dependent on the drink.

[59:50 - 59:56]Transition to discussing clubbing and the speaker's dislike for it.

[59:50 - 59:56]Personal theory that clubbing is a lie and people don't actually enjoy it.

[1.00:20 - 1.00:29]Experience of spontaneously deciding to go clubbing and getting very drunk.

[1.01:01 - 1.01:08]First time trying the drink and how it affects the person's tolerance to alcohol.

[1.01:27 - 1.01:33]Discussion about the health benefits and potential negative effects of the drink.

[1.01:27 - 1.01:33]Memory of waiting in line for the club.

[55:01 - 1.01:47]The speaker describes a drink that prevents hangovers and their experience with it, discusses why it may not be widely used, and their concerns about becoming dependent on it. They also talk about their dislike for clubbing and a personal theory that people don't actually enjoy it. They then share a personal experience of spontaneously going clubbing and getting very drunk.

[1.01:47 - 1.01:56] The speaker and his friends went to a bar and realized their friend Connor was very drunk

[1.02:03 - 1.02:08]They decided to go to a club and got Connor in despite his drunken state

[1.03:39 - 1.03:45]They got kicked out and attempted to go to another club, where the same thing happened

[1.04:37 - 1.04:44]They went to the bar and lost sight of Connor, finding him on the empty dance floor Fortnite dancing

[1.04:55 - 1.05:04]They eventually got Connor home safely

[1.05:42 - 1.05:48]The speaker's experience in Japanese clubs was not enjoyable, with everyone seeming to only be there because it was "cool"

[1.07:12 - 1.07:18]The speaker also had a negative experience in Thailand clubs, where there was no dance floor and the music was too loud

[1.07:45 - 1.07:51]The speaker's biggest pet peeve is when the music in a club is too loud to have a conversation

[1.07:51 - 1.07:58]The speaker's voice also becomes "bassy" and hard to understand in loud clubs

[1.01:47 - 1.08:32]In summary, the speaker and his friends had a wild night trying to navigate through clubs while taking care of their extremely drunk friend. They also had negative experiences in both Japanese and Thailand clubs due to their unenjoyable environments.

[1.08:54 - 1.09:02]The speaker discusses their dislike of clubbing in Japan and preference for house parties.

[1.10:18 - 1.10:26]They share a story about a "shoey" tradition in Australia where beer is drunk from a dirty shoe.

[1.10:39 - 1.10:51]The speaker's friend accidentally drinks from a shoe with dog poop on it.

[1.12:27 - 1.12:38]The speaker shares a story about a wild party in the countryside that escalated to burning furniture.

[1.13:07 - 1.13:13]They speculate that the host may have planned the burning to get rid of old furniture.

[1.08:32 - 1.15:31]The speaker shares stories about wild parties, including a "shoey" tradition in Australia and a party where furniture was set on fire. They also mention their dislike of clubbing and preference for house parties.

[1.15:31 - 1.15:41]The speaker went to a weird apartment party where there were bin bags on the windows and people doing drugs

[1.17:09 - 1.17:17]They also went to a house party with a bouncer and a list, and there were people having sex on the second floor

[1.18:00 - 1.18:06]The speaker's friend paid 300 pounds for the party and the speaker felt uncomfortable and wanted to leave

[1.18:32 - 1.18:38]On the third floor, there were mattresses on the floor and people making out, and one person was possibly doing heroin

[1.19:49 - 1.19:55]The speaker's university was a mess and they had to go to random parties without knowing what to expect

[1.19:49 - 1.19:55]The speaker's parents probably would not approve of the parties they attended in university

[1.20:01 - 1.20:09]The speaker had less crazy parties at their university because it was in the city and they had to be more careful

[1.21:11 - 1.21:18]The speaker's friend's party was known by everyone in Brighton and they would not throw a party on a day like New Year's Eve

[1.21:30 - 1.21:38]The speaker does not go to open invite house parties anymore because they do not want to be around people they do not know

[1.21:38 - 1.21:47]They would rather go to a club where they do not have to worry about people doing drugs in public

[1.21:47 - 1.21:53]The speaker cannot even comfortably Fortnite dance in a club without being judged

[1.15:31 - 1.22:00]A summary of the speaker's experiences at various parties, including weird apartment and house parties, uncomfortable situations, and the speaker's preference for avoiding open invite parties.

[1.22:00 - 1.22:10] They discuss the Golden Guy in Shinjuku and its tourist trap reputation

[1.25:53 - 1.26:00]They describe the compact and expensive nature of the bars in Golden Guy

[1.25:53 - 1.26:00]They discuss their personal experiences at Golden Guy, including meeting people and visiting other bars in the area

[1.26:15 - 1.26:25]They mention the difficulty of finding hidden bars in Tokyo and the risks involved in exploring them

[1.27:59 - 1.28:08]They suggest that Shinjuku and Shibuya are good places for foreigners to meet people in Japan

[1.28:08 - 1.28:17]They mention the presence of a foreigner-watcher and the frustration it causes

[1.22:00 - 1.28:17]They discuss the Golden Guy in Shinjuku, its tourist trap reputation, and the compact and expensive nature of the bars. They also mention the presence of a foreigner-watcher and their personal experiences at Golden Guy, as well as the difficulty of finding hidden bars in Tokyo. They suggest that Shinjuku and Shibuya are good places for foreigners to meet people in Japan.

[1.28:17 - 1.28:25]The speakers discuss Ikebukuro and Shinjuku in Tokyo.

[1.28:51 - 1.29:01]They recall a fun experience at a bar where the staff recognized one of them as a YouTuber and played their videos on the TVs.

[1.29:10 - 1.29:15]They mention that in Shinjuku, foreigners will easily find people to speak to.

[1.29:22 - 1.29:28]They discuss the awkwardness of watching their own videos, especially when others are present.

[1.32:04 - 1.32:11]One speaker accidentally deletes a sponsored video while drunk, but is able to fix it before the sponsor notices.

[1.33:53 - 1.34:00]The speaker is surprised that the other has not been to Vegas.

[1.33:53 - 1.34:00]They discuss the difficulty of finding the right time to go to Vegas.

[1.34:24 - 1.34:31]They briefly mention the Vegas establishment, which is a 24/7 place for playing pool, darts, and other activities.

[1.34:58 - 1.35:03]The speaker mentions that Vegas can be pricey.

[1.28:17 - 1.35:03]Overall, they share their experiences and opinions about nightlife in Ikebukuro, Shinjuku, and Vegas.

[1.35:09 - 1.35:14]The speaker talks about the cost of playing pool in Vegas and the option of all-you-can-drink.

[1.35:20 - 1.35:26]They mention a package deal for playing pool until 6am.

[1.35:40 - 1.35:45]The speaker discusses their own experience playing pool and their improvement after drinking.

[1.36:24 - 1.36:31]They mention trying darts at an arcade and the different levels of difficulty.

[1.37:30 - 1.37:41]The speaker talks about their experience with bowling and how they have discovered they are better at it after drinking.

[1.41:10 - 1.41:15]They discuss the social aspect of bowling and how it can interrupt conversations.

[1.41:10 - 1.41:15]They mention their dislike for bowling and how it can be a background activity.

[1.41:15 - 1.41:22]The speaker compares bowling to other activities like dancing and pool.

[1.35:03 - 1.41:43]Overall, the speaker shares their personal opinions and experiences with various activities and how alcohol can affect their performance.

[1.41:43 - 1.41:49] Person is talking about not caring about bowling but only caring about the conversation

[1.41:50 - 1.41:56]Person feels like bowling is a dichotomy and shouldn't exist

[1.41:56 - 1.42:02]Person feels like there are easier activities to do while talking

[1.43:55 - 1.44:00]Person talks about how there is too much walking involved in bowling

[1.44:48 - 1.44:56]Person thinks that bowling should be optimized and that the distance between the seats and the alley should be shortened

[1.46:10 - 1.46:20]Person mentions how they overthink everything except for music and story

[1.46:33 - 1.46:39]Person mentions how bowling is a group activity and how it's different from other activities

[1.46:33 - 1.46:39]Person talks about their bad experiences with bowling and how they prefer the arcade part of the bowling alley

[1.47:08 - 1.47:16]Person mentions how they prefer other activities like pool and darts where they can talk while playing

[1.47:16 - 1.47:22]Person discusses the awkwardness of leaving the conversation while bowling

[1.47:16 - 1.47:22]Person talks about how some people take bowling too seriously and they don't want to bowl with them

[1.47:16 - 1.47:22]Person discusses their anxieties while waiting for their turn in bowling

[1.47:55 - 1.48:00]Person doesn't like having to pick a ball and how some bowling alleys don't have balls that fit their hand

[1.48:01 - 1.48:06]Person mentions how bowling is not optimized for friendship engagement

[1.41:43 - 1.48:12]Person dislikes bowling due to its awkwardness and lack of optimization for conversation and friendship engagement. They prefer other activities like pool and darts where they can talk while playing. They also dislike having to pick a ball and how some bowling alleys don't have balls that fit their hand.

[1.49:29 - 1.49:37]Person is throwing bowling balls, but can't find the right one

[1.51:59 - 1.52:05]They want to take their friends to a Japanese bowling alley

[1.52:37 - 1.52:42]Person doesn't like fighting games because they are difficult to learn and master

[1.52:37 - 1.52:42]The difficulty curve in fighting games is too steep for them

[1.53:45 - 1.53:52]They discuss why they don't like bowling and fighting games

[1.53:45 - 1.53:52]They prefer games that are easy to learn but hard to master

[1.53:45 - 1.53:52]They enjoy watching fighting games more than playing them

[1.54:14 - 1.54:21]Fighting game community looks fun to be in but they don't want to get too involved

[1.54:26 - 1.54:36]They mention the trash talking in the fighting game community

[1.54:26 - 1.54:36]They prefer trash talking in video games but not when it goes too far

[1.48:12 - 1.54:43]Person discusses their dislike for bowling and fighting games and their preference for games that are easy to learn but hard to master. They also mention the fun and sometimes excessive trash talking in the fighting game community.

[1.54:49 - 1.54:56] The speaker talks about trash-talking in gaming and how it's ineffective

[1.55:37 - 1.55:47]They mention competing in a gaming tournament for their university and being good at Call of Duty

[1.57:11 - 1.57:16]The speaker shares their experience of winning multiple tournaments and receiving prizes such as shot glasses and an iPad Pro

[1.59:05 - 1.59:13]They also mention getting banned from competing due to bending the rules and recruiting skilled players from Sweden

[2.01:14 - 2.01:23]The speaker talks about a specific tournament prize where they could rent out a movie theater and take friends to see the movie Battleship

[2.01:31 - 2.01:41]The speaker reveals that they were addicted to Call of Duty and spent 8 hours a day playing it

[2.01:47 - 2.01:53]They explain their strategy for winning the tournament by coordinating with friends and using riot shields to trap opponents

[1.54:43 - 2.02:08]The speaker shares their experience of competing in a gaming tournament, winning multiple prizes, and getting banned for bending the rules to win a specific tournament prize. They also mention being addicted to Call of Duty and spending a significant amount of time strategizing and coordinating with friends to win tournaments.

[2.03:27 - 2.03:34] The speaker discusses how they participated in online gaming tournaments and won many prizes.

[2.06:39 - 2.06:47]They reveal that they found a way to guarantee their win by exploiting a loophole in the rules.

[2.06:39 - 2.06:47]The speaker's success leads to them being banned from future tournaments and the website eventually shuts down.

[2.06:53 - 2.06:59]The speaker's mom is surprised and the speaker wishes they had won bigger prizes.

[2.07:12 - 2.07:17]The speaker reflects on their experience and how they were able to achieve success but it was not sustainable.

[2.07:32 - 2.07:42]They mention their hyper-competitive nature and how they lose interest in games once they hit a wall.

[2.08:17 - 2.08:27]They talk about feeling bitter and outsmarting the system.

[2.02:09 - 2.08:27]The speaker exploited a loophole in the rules to win multiple online gaming tournaments and prizes but ultimately faced consequences and lost interest in the game.

[2.08:27 - 2.08:33]Speaker discusses not being able to improve in a game without devoting hours per day

[2.08:33 - 2.08:40]They prefer to be average at many things than excel at a few

[2.08:41 - 2.08:48]Speaker's opposite is being bad at many things but really good at a few

[2.08:48 - 2.08:54]They get super into things and only focus on them until they get bored

[2.08:59 - 2.09:09]They rarely come back to things they've gotten bored of

[2.09:27 - 2.09:40]Speaker clarifies that some of their stories may have been exaggerated for entertainment purposes, but the experiences are real

[2.09:40 - 2.09:57]They mention a "blind period" in their life where they don't remember much due to drug use

[2.09:40 - 2.09:57]The other speaker reveals they also have a "blind period" due to drug use

[2.11:01 - 2.11:15]Speaker talks about their interest in YouTube and how they see it as a game

[2.11:26 - 2.11:40]Social media, particularly Twitter, is also seen as a game by the speakers

[2.12:43 - 2.12:49]Twitter is a hard game but enjoyable for the speaker

[2.12:49 - 2.12:58]They briefly mention playing card games competitively

[2.13:09 - 2.13:15]They plan to experience more of Japanese nightlife and revisit the topic in a future episode

[2.13:20 - 2.13:28]Soaplands are mentioned and the speakers joke about the hygiene practices involved

[2.14:22 - 2.14:27]The speakers wrap up the episode and encourage viewers to check out their Patreon, Twitter, and subreddit

[2.08:27 - 2.14:48]The speakers discuss their different approaches to life, with one preferring to be average at many things and the other being bad at many things but excelling at a few. They also talk about their experiences with drugs and how they see YouTube and social media as games. They briefly mention playing card games competitively and plan to revisit the topic of Japanese nightlife in a future episode. They end the episode by promoting their Patreon, Twitter, and subreddit.

[2.14:48 - 2.14:53]Support the show by going to Patreon.

[2.14:59 - 2.15:05]Nothing else to add, Joe has shouted everything out.

[2.15:06 - 2.15:13]Help end the misery.

[2.15:13 - 2.15:19]Joe wants me to say something, but I don't know what.

[2.15:20 - 2.15:26]Joey, good luck.

[2.15:20 - 2.15:26]I am not answering that question.

[2.14:48 - 2.15:26]The show is over.