[00:00 - 00:08]The speaker and the other person were discussing their previous conversation and the speaker's impression of the other person.

[00:24 - 00:37]They then discussed the possibility of two straight men being a comedic duo, and the speaker's ability to eat a large amount of M&M's.

[02:27 - 02:35]The speaker then mentions waking up in a fugue state and eating 13 cookies, and they discuss the band 303 and their hit song "Don't Trust Me."

[03:11 - 03:17]They also mention the song "Latch" by Disclosure and the artist Sam Smith.

[05:54 - 06:04]The topic of discussion then shifts to the artist Sean Paul and his recent releases.

[07:06 - 07:15]The speaker mentions training for Creator Clash 2 and feeling relieved that they are not participating.

[07:20 - 07:33]They then discuss the speaker's concussion and their upcoming appointment with a neurologist.

[08:16 - 08:32]The speaker shows a video of their dilated pupils and mentions that they are not on drugs.

[08:42 - 08:51]They then make a joke about crack cocaine and Hunter Biden.

[00:00 - 08:51]Overall, the conversation covers various topics and includes jokes and references to popular culture.

[08:58 - 09:05]The speaker discusses crack and Hunter Biden's involvement with it

[09:05 - 09:19]They mention videos of Hunter Biden smoking crack and sleeping with prostitutes

[09:19 - 09:25]The speaker thinks this makes Hunter Biden look like a badass

[09:59 - 10:10]They discuss the security of iCloud and the leak of celebrity photos

[10:32 - 10:37]The speaker remembers the "fappening" and where they were when it happened

[11:10 - 11:34]They mention Hunter Biden's leaked videos and photos, including his penis

[11:10 - 11:34]The speaker thinks it's cool that Hunter Biden's penis is visible in the videos

[13:53 - 14:03]They wonder if penis size is genetic and discuss possible factors for micro penises

[15:54 - 16:02]The speaker has a southern accent that comes out when talking to family

[16:02 - 16:10]They mention linguistic assimilation and "white coding"

[16:39 - 16:54]The ad break is for skincare from Churology, which simplifies the routine

[08:52 - 16:54]The speaker talks about crack and Hunter Biden's leaked videos and photos, discussing the security of iCloud and the "fappening." They also mention Hunter Biden's penis and the genetic factors of penis size. The speaker has a southern accent and the ad break is for skincare from Churology.

[16:54 - 17:09]The speaker discusses a custom prescription cream for skin issues, obtained through an online skin quiz

[17:09 - 17:16]The cream is made for the individual's specific goals, such as acne, clogged pores, dark spots, etc.

[17:09 - 17:16]The speaker personally uses the cream and enjoys the benefits of it

[18:13 - 18:20]They also mention a sponsor for online therapy, offering video, phone, and chat sessions

[19:54 - 20:18]The speaker shares a funny story about their friend Ben Biel misspelling "rapper" on his Instagram handle

[21:29 - 21:37]The speaker talks about going through their childhood tapes and possibly creating a compilation

[22:53 - 23:05]They mention roasting their stepdad and his tendency to blush and have erect nipples

[23:38 - 23:50]The speaker proposes a new catchphrase for Levi's jeans and jokes about being on the cover of Fortune magazine

[24:39 - 24:59]A script for a sequel to Forrest Gump was written but never produced due to the events of 9/11

[16:54 - 24:59]The speaker discusses a custom prescription cream for skin issues obtained through an online skin quiz and shares a personal experience using it. They also mention a sponsor for online therapy and share a funny story about their friend misspelling "rapper" on Instagram. They talk about going through childhood tapes and possibly making a compilation, as well as roasting their stepdad. The speaker proposes a new catchphrase for Levi's jeans and jokes about being on the cover of Fortune magazine. They also mention a cancelled sequel to Forrest Gump due to 9/11 and jokingly blame Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda for its cancellation.

[25:00 - 25:05]One of the people hijacks a plane and they discuss hijacking it

[25:05 - 25:38]The hijacker offers to give up one of his tickets for the others to use

[25:05 - 25:38]They talk about bringing tools on the plane and one person mentions sneaking a knife on board

[25:05 - 25:38]They discuss Seth McFarland narrowly escaping death on 9/11

[25:53 - 26:15]They mention Mark Wahlberg possibly being able to stop the attack if he had been there

[26:15 - 26:23]They joke about Mark Wahlberg being able to land a plane using his willpower and flight simulator experience

[28:51 - 29:07]They mention the return of the TV show "Better Call Saul" and their tradition of watching it together

[28:51 - 29:07]They talk about someone named Late Nast wanting to join them, but they decide to keep it a tradition between the two of them

[29:58 - 30:10]They discuss other TV shows and movies, including "Seinfeld" and "Galaxy Quest"

[30:42 - 30:48]They joke about Justin not liking popular movies and TV shows

[30:48 - 30:55]They mention someone named Captain Phillips and discuss his role in a pirate attack

[31:41 - 31:46]They search for Captain Phillips' full name and middle name, but are unable to find it

[34:09 - 34:14]They joke about his nipples being erect in the final scene of the movie

[34:14 - 34:21]The last line is a joke about Tom Hanks playing someone named Jim, possibly in reference to the TV show "The Office".

[25:00 - 34:37]The conversation covers various topics and jumps around in time.

[34:53 - 34:58] Actors discuss potential casting choices for fictional characters

[36:25 - 36:31]They mention actors such as Edward Norton, Tom Cruise, Sam Elliott, Steve Buscemi, and Danny DeVito

[38:12 - 38:20]They also talk about Spy Kids movies and actors involved in them

[39:31 - 39:39]The conversation leads to the topic of a Spy Kids reboot and its potential cast

[39:52 - 39:59]They mention Gina Rodriguez and Zachary Levy possibly being involved

[40:24 - 40:40]The conversation continues with more discussion about the Spy Kids franchise and its actors

[41:05 - 41:13]They mention William Osman's sister, who was in the second Spy Kids movie

[41:41 - 41:46]They discuss the features and benefits of these apps

[42:07 - 42:56]The hosts take a break to promote their sponsors, Chime and PayPal Honey

[42:56 - 43:06]They mention the use of Honey to save money on purchases

[34:37 - 43:06]Actors discuss potential casting choices for fictional characters, including those in the Spy Kids movies. They also mention the possibility of a Spy Kids reboot and its potential cast. The conversation leads to a discussion about their sponsors, Chime and PayPal Honey. The hosts discuss the features and benefits of these apps, as well as their own experiences using them. They then continue the conversation about the Spy Kids franchise and its actors, including a mention of William Osman's sister's role in the second movie. The conversation ends with a final sponsor ad and a brief summary of the topics discussed.

[43:06 - 51:25]The audio recording includes advertisements for the Honey app and Mint Mobile, discussion about technical difficulties during recording, excitement for the James Webb Space Telescope and future images, and mentions of the Gregory brothers, Markiplier, and Vsauce. The speaker also expresses admiration for Vsauce and jokingly mentions wanting to take his lunch money.

[51:26 - 51:32]Matt Watson mentions Chris Hanson and his impressions

[52:16 - 52:23]They discuss their favorite parts of the show "To Catch a Predator"

[54:47 - 54:57]They talk about Nathan Fielder's new show on HBO

[56:23 - 56:31]They mention William Osmond and his age

[57:27 - 57:33]They joke about underage drinking and a bar called "The Bar"

[58:36 - 58:43]They mention the potential for viewers to clip and share their podcast on social media

[51:26 - 59:30]The last bullet point is a summary of the entire conversation and mentions potential copyright strikes and free advertising for their podcast.

[59:31 - 59:37]They never said people could make money off the clips

[59:37 - 59:52]Money is a part of the lawsuit against a lot of people

[59:37 - 59:52]They could use this clip against them in a class action lawsuit

[59:58 - 1.00:07]The podcast is scripted and they are playing exaggerated versions of themselves

[1.00:07 - 1.00:16]They discuss the topic of people monetizing podcast clips of them

[1.00:30 - 1.00:41]They bring up Hunter Biden and his recent media attention

[1.01:05 - 1.01:15]They joke about his alleged big penis and mention his drug use

[1.01:05 - 1.01:15]They discuss how people can make fun of him for many things, but not his penis size

[1.02:19 - 1.02:26]They mention Tom Hanks' son, Chet Hanks, and his aggressive sobriety program

[1.04:05 - 1.04:11]They discuss Chet's acting career and his role in a show about fentanyl dealing

[1.04:59 - 1.05:10]They joke about following Chet's advice and getting "jacked" like gorillas

[1.06:01 - 1.06:10]They mention the upcoming movie "Nope" and how the trailer showed a different concept than they expected

[1.06:35 - 1.06:44]They express their love for flying saucers and mention possibly including one in their future projects

[1.07:11 - 1.07:31]They express frustration with their writing being wasted on people who don't understand it

[59:31 - 1.07:44]The speakers discuss various topics such as lawsuits, scripted podcasts, monetizing podcast clips, Hunter Biden, Chet Hanks, and their love for flying saucers. They express frustration with their writing being misunderstood.