[00:00 - 00:09] The speaker discusses the importance of staying hydrated, especially during the hot summer months.

[00:15 - 00:25]They introduce a product called Liquid IV that helps with hydration and comes in various flavors.

[00:15 - 00:25]The speaker shares their personal experience using liquid IV and how it has helped them stay hydrated.

[00:15 - 00:25]They explain the technology behind liquid IV and its effectiveness.

[00:54 - 01:00]The product can be purchased at Costco or online with a promo code for a discount.

[03:46 - 03:54]The speaker then switches to discussing their week and their new desk setup.

[03:46 - 03:54]They mention their previous desk, given to them by their co-host Matt.

[04:54 - 05:03]They discuss possibly getting a flat screen TV to use as a monitor.

[06:02 - 06:08]The speaker shares a new way to connect their phone to their TV through AirPlay.

[06:33 - 06:54]They mention using this method to queue up videos with friends.

[06:55 - 07:03]The speaker ends by discussing their use of YouTube for finding covers of songs and how it can lead to interesting results.

[07:16 - 07:23]The NASCAR video mentioned earlier had a cover that was too good and got copyright claimed.

[00:00 - 07:37]The speaker discusses the importance of staying hydrated and introduces a product called Liquid IV. They also share their experience using the product and its technology. They then discuss their week and their desk setup, as well as using a flat screen TV as a monitor. They mention a new way to connect their phone to their TV and using YouTube to find interesting covers of songs.

[07:37 - 07:50]Went on a trip to NASCAR

[07:50 - 07:55]Released Hooters vlog

[07:55 - 08:07]Took a fan to Hooters

[08:07 - 08:13]Released live action content

[08:07 - 08:13]Releasing more live action now

[08:28 - 08:35]Added live action to Sonic adventure playthrough

[08:35 - 08:41]Released more live action camera footage

[10:54 - 11:02]Added fake ads to podcast

[11:03 - 11:09]George Lopez controversy

[11:40 - 11:46]Max from George Lopez passed away

[13:04 - 13:10]Grandma from George Lopez was mean

[13:24 - 13:29]Other sitcoms that did serious episodes

[13:24 - 13:29]Fresh Prince did it well

[13:30 - 13:39]Malcolm in the Middle did it well

[14:06 - 14:13]Carlton gets a gun

[14:13 - 14:25]Will finds out and confronts him

[15:02 - 15:10]Carlton says it's for protection

[15:10 - 15:22]Will doesn't think it's that easy to shoot someone

[07:37 - 15:22]This audio is a conversation between two individuals discussing their recent trip to NASCAR, the release of a Hooters vlog, and their use of live action content. They also mention various sitcoms that have serious episodes and discuss a controversial incident involving George Lopez and the character of Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air getting a gun.

[17:41 - 17:53]Group of friends watches TV show scene where character hides gun in his pants

[18:12 - 18:22]Discussion about guns and the danger of them going off accidentally

[19:24 - 19:31]Discussion about living in Los Angeles for six years

[21:15 - 21:21]Friend finds out years later and laughs about it

[21:21 - 21:30]Discussion about playing a prank on a friend in college by giving them a fake pot brownie

[21:50 - 22:01]Group of friends plays another prank on friend by giving him non-alcoholic beer on his birthday

[22:19 - 22:25]Friend doesn't realize they are non-alcoholic and drinks four before finding out

[15:23 - 22:45]A group of friends discusses TV show scenes involving guns and their experiences living in Los Angeles for six years. They also reminisce about playing pranks on a friend by giving him a fake pot brownie in college and non-alcoholic beer on his birthday. The conversation also includes a discussion about the potential danger of injecting someone with pure grain alcohol.

[22:45 - 22:54]Man urges others to try putting a tampon soaked in alcohol in their ass

[23:06 - 23:11]Claims it bypasses the liver and goes straight to the bloodstream

[23:12 - 23:18]Discusses how this method was used to assassinate people in the past

[23:25 - 23:36]Shares a disturbing story about a frat hazing incident involving excessive drinking

[24:44 - 24:57]Advises people to seek help if someone is showing signs of alcohol poisoning

[26:23 - 26:29]Talks about going sober for a month and its benefits

[27:41 - 27:55]Jokes about America's history of war crimes and drone strikes in the Middle East

[29:54 - 30:06]Mentions the high number of casualties in the Iraq war

[30:18 - 30:24]Shares a disturbing video of a helicopter strike that made him sick

[22:45 - 30:57]Man discusses the use of alcohol-soaked tampons to bypass the liver and shares disturbing stories about excessive drinking and war crimes.

[30:58 - 31:06]Audio discusses a video game where players control a helicopter and kill people in a village for fun

[31:06 - 31:16]Soldiers comment on killing people and their family members trying to help them

[31:42 - 31:50]Discussion on the mindset of soldiers in war and how it changes them

[32:26 - 32:31]Racism and stereotypes towards Middle Eastern people after 9/11

[36:12 - 36:23]Advertisement for cereal brand Magic Spoon and clothing brand Stitch Fix

[30:58 - 38:30]Discussion on the impact of media and propaganda on societal attitudes towards war and race.

[38:41 - 38:47]Two men discuss a comedian named Jeff Dunham and his characters "Pimp" and "Sweet Daddy"

[39:37 - 39:47]They talk about a video where Dunham introduces a new character, a Middle Eastern child puppet

[39:37 - 39:47]They comment on the insensitivity of using a puppet of a child from a war-torn region for comedy

[40:03 - 40:08]One of the men suggests that Dunham may have retired the character in 2010

[42:16 - 42:22]They also mention other controversial moments from Dunham's career, including a movie and a podcast confrontation

[45:14 - 45:23]The men discuss a TV show about extreme cheapskates, including a woman who reuses breast milk and homemade wet wipes

[38:30 - 46:25]Men discuss Jeff Dunham and his controversial comedy career, as well as a TV show about extreme cheapskates.

[46:44 - 46:51]Someone is talking about a show or concept where being too frugal is considered a mental illness

[47:00 - 47:15]They mention that there is an extreme for everything and that there is probably a name for this condition

[47:16 - 47:21]They discuss how every addiction has a name and give an example of "women be shopping disorder"

[48:14 - 48:21]They talk about buying expensive clothes and the paparazzi following them

[48:55 - 49:06]They bring up Alexander McQueen and how he killed himself after his mother died

[49:26 - 49:34]They mention watching Zoolander 2 and how it aged better for them

[50:25 - 50:35]They talk about Justin Bieber and how he used to be hated but now makes music for older generations

[50:54 - 51:02]They mention a meme they have about Justin Bieber and a positive review they gave his movie in high school

[52:11 - 52:16]They talk about listening to his song "Baby" when they were younger and realizing it was Justin Bieber

[52:16 - 52:26]They discuss how Ludacris was in the music video for "Baby" and how it seemed strange at the time

[52:44 - 52:54]They mention making a Facebook group when they were younger

[53:02 - 53:10]They discuss how Ty Dolla Sign collaborated with Bad Baby and how it seemed strange to them

[46:25 - 53:24]The speaker talks about a show or concept where being too frugal is considered a mental illness. They discuss extreme behaviors and how every addiction has a name. They mention buying expensive clothes and being followed by the paparazzi. They bring up Alexander McQueen's suicide and mention watching Zoolander 2. They talk about Justin Bieber's evolution and Ludacris' collaboration with him. They also mention their own past experiences with Justin Bieber's music and Ty Dolla Sign's collaboration with Bad Baby.

[53:24 - 53:32] Ty goes very sus, Facebook page made called "if you think Justin Bieber is totally gay for Usher"

[53:42 - 53:49]Also made a page "if you plan on never smoking pot"

[53:55 - 54:01]First time getting high with Daniel and I, not sure if actually inhaled

[54:14 - 54:19]Tried to take down pot page, felt guilty and called mom

[54:19 - 54:29]Dad found bong package, tried to act innocent

[55:14 - 55:21]Mom finds bong in front of son, pretends to not know what it is

[58:29 - 58:36]Ad for Liquid IV, helps with hydration and contains vitamins

[59:18 - 59:29]Ad for Curology, personalized skin care formula

[1.01:01 - 1.01:12]Ad for Keeps, prevent hair loss

[53:24 - 1.01:20]Overall, discusses past experiences with creating controversial Facebook pages and trying to hide pot usage from parents. Also includes ads for various products.

[1.01:20 - 1.01:28] The room was cleared of all smells and the narrator and someone else went outside and someone farted.

[1.02:40 - 1.02:48]The narrator and someone else saw a dead baby dove in the nest and were sad about it.

[1.03:09 - 1.03:17]There is an unfortunate update regarding a bird named Wanda, who has had three litters of babies this year.

[1.03:55 - 1.04:02]They discuss whether animals feel emotions and mention that doves mourn their deceased mates.

[1.05:41 - 1.05:47]The narrator and someone else joke about women not understanding comedy and make sexist comments.

[1.06:34 - 1.06:42]The narrator talks about his wife's boyfriend who is very macho and has a lot of testosterone.

[1.07:28 - 1.07:34]The wife's boyfriend sometimes abuses her, but it's for a good reason.

[1.08:10 - 1.08:16]The narrator can hear the wife's boyfriend having sex with his wife and it sounds good.

[1.01:20 - 1.08:36]Overall, the narrator and someone else discuss the dead baby dove and make sexist and abusive comments.

[1.08:36 - 1.08:47]The speaker discusses their partner, who is muscular and macho

[1.08:47 - 1.08:53]They mention cooking snacks for their partner after sex

[1.08:53 - 1.08:58]The speaker is not allowed to cook and can only leave snacks outside the door

[1.09:06 - 1.09:13]They have tried different types of snacks, including blueberry and chocolate chip muffins

[1.09:29 - 1.09:34]The speaker's partner does not eat fruits or vegetables, only meat

[1.09:35 - 1.09:40]The speaker would cook for their partner if they were allowed to use the appliances

[1.09:40 - 1.09:49]The speaker mentions using a bell in the past, but now they can tell when their partner needs something

[1.10:15 - 1.10:26]The speaker's partner and their wife have a strong and happy love affair, which has saved their marriage

[1.11:29 - 1.11:34]The speaker's parents got divorced while they were making a YouTube video

[1.12:52 - 1.13:01]The speaker and their partner make around six million dollars a month and have an assistant who handles their finances

[1.13:27 - 1.13:32]The speaker's brother-in-law is good with finances and could handle the speaker's finances if they were in a relationship with the speaker's mother

[1.14:04 - 1.14:14]The speaker's mother finds the speaker and their partner attractive and compliments their skin and hair

[1.14:43 - 1.14:51]The speaker's partner has good skin and hair, but the speaker's skin can get oily

[1.08:36 - 1.14:51]The speaker's skin currently has a breakout

[1.14:52 - 1.14:58] The speaker discusses their pale, sickly appearance and dark circles under their eyes, which they attribute to their genetics from their mother's side of the family.

[1.15:15 - 1.15:22]They mention that they have never seen a Middle Eastern person with acne, and speculate that it may be due to their skin being developed for the desert climate.

[1.15:22 - 1.15:28]The speaker suggests that their lack of alcohol consumption may also contribute to their lack of breakouts.

[1.15:47 - 1.15:54]They mention that they used to struggle with acne in middle school and high school, but it has improved since they stopped consuming dairy.

[1.18:59 - 1.19:09]They discuss the various milk substitutes they have tried and their preferences, as well as their discovery of a particularly creamy oat milk.

[1.20:00 - 1.20:10]The speaker talks about their love for milk and cookies, and their preference for dipping Oreos in milk until they are just about to break.

[1.20:24 - 1.20:31]They mention encountering clumps of protein in their protein shakes and the unpleasant experience of accidentally drinking it.

[1.21:34 - 1.21:41]The speaker recalls the daily lunch menu of peach slices, pizza, peas, and milk during their time in elementary school.

[1.21:42 - 1.21:59]They imitate the voice of the person who read off the lunch menu every day.

[1.14:52 - 1.21:59]The speaker discusses their appearance and struggles with acne, their theories on why Middle Eastern people don't seem to have acne, their dietary choices and preferences, and memories of their elementary school lunch menu.

[1.21:59 - 1.22:14] Voice would switch out every now and then

[1.22:15 - 1.22:23]Today they're having pizza, peas, rice, pilaf, hamburgers, and a variety of milk

[1.22:25 - 1.22:32]Mistakenly drank moldy sparkling water

[1.24:33 - 1.24:40]Came up with a prank involving introducing bed bugs and mold into a friend's house

[1.25:20 - 1.25:38]Discusses cleaning mold in the bathroom and a home remedy using garlic and sugar

[1.25:50 - 1.25:56]Talks about a woman who killed her husband with boiling sugar water

[1.26:27 - 1.26:39]Overall discussion of burns and their severity

[1.27:06 - 1.27:15]Shares personal experiences with burns, including a motorcycle muffler and a hot stove coil

[1.28:54 - 1.29:04]Friend burns their mouth on a hot pocket and gets blisters

[1.21:59 - 1.29:15]Discussion of various topics including voice changes, food, moldy water, pranks, cleaning mold, and personal experiences with burns.

[1.29:16 - 1.29:22] Popeye likes pizza.

[1.29:22 - 1.29:31]Eating hot pizza can hurt the roof of your mouth and ruin the rest of the meal.

[1.29:22 - 1.29:31]The pain can also make the pizza not taste as good.

[1.29:32 - 1.29:37]The speaker recently had a bad fever and accidentally stepped into a hot bath, causing intense pain.

[1.29:16 - 1.29:41]Pizza that is too hot can cause pain and ruin the enjoyment of the meal, as the speaker experienced when they accidentally stepped into a hot bath due to a fever.