[04:19 - 04:26]Someone named Trevor is coming to visit

[05:56 - 06:08]They talk about a friend who is not as invested in their Minecraft server as they had hoped

[05:56 - 06:08]They mention a problem with a mod on the server causing fish to disappear, blaming their friend

[06:08 - 06:17]The hosts have a podcast episode coming up with a special guest

[06:08 - 06:17]They discuss their podcast schedule and the possibility of flipping guests

[06:08 - 06:17]They mention a previous episode with just the two of them and the positive reception

[06:08 - 06:17]They discuss their ability to pick up on each other's comedic bits and pranks

[06:25 - 06:32]They discuss the legality of recording private conversations

[06:32 - 06:39]They mention journalists recording people in public places for news stories

[06:40 - 06:52]They mention a recent argument on Twitter that caused some controversy

[06:40 - 06:52]They joke about a hypothetical recording of Hillary Clinton talking about her alleged large clitoris

[06:40 - 06:52]Trevor and Donald Trump are mentioned in the joke

[06:52 - 06:58]They plan to talk to their friend about their disappointment over dinner

[07:11 - 07:17]Trevor and Hillary are mentioned in the joke

[07:17 - 07:23]The hosts ask for Hillary to show her tax returns

[00:00 - 07:23]Overall, the conversation jumps around and includes various jokes, planning for future episodes, and discussions about their friend and their podcast.

[07:24 - 07:34] Group discusses potential presidential election in 2024 between Trump and Hillary Clinton

[07:35 - 07:51]Disagreement on whether previous elections have represented the voice of the country

[07:57 - 08:05]Discussion of changes in the country since George Bush and Dick Cheney left office

[08:06 - 08:14]Mention of war in the Middle East and attacks in New York

[08:14 - 08:20]One member expresses admiration for Dick Cheney

[10:10 - 10:18]Discussion of how far one can criticize the president without facing consequences

[11:05 - 11:10]Dislike for Kathy Griffin due to past controversial statements about God

[13:15 - 13:35]Mention of Biden's rumored sex tapes and potential impact on his reelection

[14:14 - 14:21]Mention of Kathy Griffin's decapitation joke about Donald Trump and controversy surrounding it

[14:45 - 14:52]Joking reference to Trump's dodged Vietnam War draft and admiration for Biden's rumored service

[15:00 - 15:06]Desire to go to war and potential enjoyment of it

[07:24 - 15:24]Group discusses potential election between Trump and Hillary in 2024, disagreement on past election representation, discussion of changes in country since Bush and Cheney left office, mention of war and attacks, admiration for Dick Cheney, dislike for Kathy Griffin, discussion of consequences for criticizing the president, mention of Biden's rumored sex tapes and enjoyment of war.

[15:25 - 15:31]Brotherly conversation about not wanting to be in the Vietnam War

[15:31 - 15:40]Mention of not wanting to fall in a hole and get injured

[15:42 - 15:51]Mention of not wanting to get blown in half or take an arrow to the knee

[17:07 - 17:14]Discussion about the outcome and sentiment surrounding the Vietnam War

[19:05 - 19:13]Mention of being drafted and not wanting to go to war

[21:26 - 21:33]Mention of it being a death sentence for many

[21:33 - 21:39]Discussion about the honorable aspect of fighting for a just cause

[21:57 - 22:03]Mention of World War II and helping to free people from camps

[22:12 - 22:17]Personal opinion on Hitler being "gay"

[22:17 - 22:23]Mention of father's disapproval of this idea

[22:23 - 22:28]Mention of running away or going to Canada to avoid the draft

[22:40 - 22:47]Final mention of driving down a desert road and getting run over

[15:25 - 22:47]Discussion about not wanting to be in the Vietnam War, sentiment surrounding the war, being drafted, and the idea of running away to avoid it. Mention of father's disapproval and personal opinion on fighting for a just cause. Final mention of a hypothetical scenario of getting run over while driving.

[22:56 - 23:04] Discussion about military terms such as ID and UTI

[23:17 - 23:31]Jokes about women and UTIs

[25:17 - 25:23]Discussion about the benefits of Keeps for preventing hair loss

[27:22 - 27:28]Ad reads for MeUndies Valentine's Day collection and Keeps

[29:14 - 29:29]Mention of a dove named Wanda returning to the Super Megaplex

[29:14 - 29:29]Excitement about Wanda's return and speculation about her potential mate and egg-laying

[29:14 - 29:29]Reminder of Wanda's previous return and nurturing of a baby dove

[29:35 - 29:40]Mention of a close call with a baby dove falling out of the nest

[22:48 - 30:19]The audio features a discussion about military terms, jokes, and ad reads before transitioning to excitement about the return of a dove named Wanda to the Super Megaplex and speculation about her potential mate and egg-laying. The conversation also includes a reminder of Wanda's previous return and nurturing of a baby dove, as well as a close call with another baby dove falling out of the nest. The hosts also mention the benefits of Keeps for preventing hair loss and ad reads for MeUndies' Valentine's Day collection.

[30:26 - 30:34] The speaker and another person are discussing a song and its artist, Uncle Cracker.

[30:42 - 30:51]They mention another song by Buck Cherry and discuss whether or not it's by the same artist.

[32:24 - 32:30]The speaker talks about their plans for the day and mentions a friend coming to visit.

[34:14 - 34:23]They mention a book called "The Things They Carried" and a movie adaptation with actors like Tom Hardy and Pete Davidson.

[35:41 - 35:49]The speaker mentions a new movie in the works, "Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget."

[36:14 - 36:27]They mention a controversy surrounding the voice actors for the movie.

[37:50 - 37:55]The speaker asks a brain teaser question and the other person answers correctly.

[30:19 - 37:55]The speaker and another person discuss songs, upcoming plans, a book and movie adaptation, and a controversy surrounding a new movie.

[37:55 - 38:01]The audio is a conversation between two people discussing riddles for kids.

[39:30 - 39:36]They struggle to solve a riddle about apples and seek help from a third person, Jackson.

[41:50 - 42:02]Jackson is able to solve the riddle and explains it using his college degree.

[44:07 - 44:15]The conversation also touches upon the death of Mr. Peanut and Mrs. Butterworth in advertising.

[44:44 - 44:52]Jackson is able to solve another riddle about alcohol-free beer.

[45:15 - 45:20]They discuss another riddle involving poultry and make a sexist joke.

[37:55 - 45:33]In summary, the audio is a lighthearted conversation about riddles and advertising mascots, with the help of a person with a college degree.

[45:34 - 45:39]Women are peeing and telling jokes

[45:49 - 45:55]A joke about lemonade

[45:55 - 46:00]A citrus tree goes to the hospital to get a COVID vaccine

[46:13 - 46:19]A song about apples and computers

[46:28 - 46:35]A riddle about ears and corn

[47:06 - 47:12]A riddle about being a bird and a fruit

[47:44 - 47:50]A riddle about being red or green and growing on a vine

[48:16 - 48:22]A riddle about numbers

[48:35 - 48:40]A riddle about a train crash

[50:02 - 50:09]A conversation about ISPs and internet privacy with a commercial for Express VPN

[52:12 - 52:18]A conversation about meal delivery service Factor

[53:19 - 53:27]A phone call with Ninja Brian about a puzzle website

[45:34 - 53:59]A group of friends discussing jokes, riddles, and personal experiences.

[55:46 - 55:53] The speaker is discussing a riddle involving apples and the confusion surrounding its answer.

[56:10 - 56:16]They call Brian, who has a PhD, for help in solving the riddle.

[58:06 - 58:14]Brian confirms that the answer given is incorrect and the riddle is poorly written.

[58:35 - 58:43]The speaker shares a riddle they made up for their daughter, which is met with amusement.

[1.00:53 - 1.01:00]The website has a team of writers, including some women, which confuses the speaker.

[1.01:33 - 1.01:41]They discuss the source of the riddles, a website called "fatherly" which aims to empower fathers in raising their children.

[1.02:22 - 1.02:33]They briefly discuss a TikTok trend where parents use filters to scare their children, which the website considers not cool.

[53:59 - 1.02:33]The speaker ultimately concludes that the riddle is poorly written and the website's credibility is questionable.

[1.02:34 - 1.02:40] Parents are filming their children's reactions to a transformation happening on a phone screen and posting the videos for social media.

[1.02:41 - 1.02:47]Children's reactions are often extreme, including fear and tears.

[1.02:41 - 1.02:47]The entertainment is seen as traumatic.

[1.03:58 - 1.04:06]The man has a YouTube channel where he picks up women and does other questionable things.

[1.05:07 - 1.05:12]The hosts discuss a video involving a man eating a dragonfly and another where a girl's pet bug is eaten in front of her.

[1.06:40 - 1.06:45]The hosts also briefly discuss the Vietnam War and the negative effects it had on soldiers.

[1.08:43 - 1.08:50]Protein shakes may cause bad farting.

[1.09:41 - 1.09:48]Ryan farted in a car a few years ago and it was very bad.

[1.02:34 - 1.09:48]Parents are filming children's reactions to a transformation and posting for social media, often causing extreme reactions. The hosts discuss a controversial video and also briefly mention the Vietnam War and protein shakes causing bad farting.

[1.11:04 - 1.11:10] Friends recall a situation where one of them farted at a concert and caused people to move away

[1.13:11 - 1.13:17]They also share other embarrassing fart stories, including one in an elevator and at the gym

[1.14:47 - 1.14:53]The friends also mention a time when one of them almost shit their pants in front of an ex-girlfriend

[1.15:17 - 1.15:22]They end the podcast by teasing a special guest for the next episode and encouraging listeners to check out their patreon

[1.09:49 - 1.16:01]In summary, the friends share embarrassing fart stories and tease a special guest for their next episode. They also mention their patreon.