[00:00 - 01:21]Smosh Summer Games Apocalypse podcast takeover is happening in the desert

[00:17 - 00:25]They were not allowed to meet Obama but they could meet Joe Biden, which they declined

[01:02 - 02:15]They introduce themselves as Jovan, the Paranormal Pirate, and Laser Corn, the Lord of the Streak

[02:15 - 03:19]They joke about Laser Corn's nipples being exposed for a competition and discuss possible nipple tan lines

[02:54 - 04:18]They discuss breastfeeding and peekaboo bras

[04:19 - 06:31]Jovan is dyslexic and often has typos in his social media posts

[05:58 - 06:40]They talk about Jamie Lannister being dyslexic in Game of Thrones

[06:40 - 07:11]They are discussing dramatic moments from past Smosh Summer Games

[07:11 - 07:39]They are currently in the third week of Smosh Summer Games and Jovan is covered in silver splatter from a punishment

[07:27 - 08:52]They discuss the punishment archery video and joke about Bob Ross being a military man with a crew cut.

[07:39 - 08:52]The participants discuss shooting Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers, jokingly implying that they are ruthless killers.

[07:46 - 08:37]They joke about Laser Corn's nipples being exposed for a competition and discuss possible nipple tan lines

[08:19 - 08:44]They discuss the punishment archery video and joke about Bob Ross being a military man with a crew cut.

[08:53 - 10:28]They talk about the early days of Smosh Games and the high workload of producing two videos per day.

[10:29 - 12:41]They mention their least favorite show, Sagnut, and the various show titles they came up with, including Gamebame and Raging Bonus.

[10:37 - 11:05]They talk about the early days of Smosh Games and the high workload of producing two videos per day.

[11:20 - 12:01]They discuss the creation and eventual demise of Smoshbot, a robot character on the show.

[12:04 - 12:24]They mention their least favorite show, Sagnut, and the various show titles they came up with, including Gamebame and Raging Bonus.

[12:41 - 13:31]They discuss the creation and eventual demise of Smoshbot, a robot character on the show.

[14:01 - 17:24]They mention a fan asking about getting paid through Smosh Games Alliance and admit they had little control over the project.

[15:03 - 15:20]The participants discuss shooting Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers, jokingly implying that they are ruthless killers.

[17:10 - 18:53]The speaker mentions their first ever waxing, done by their teammate Courtney

[17:17 - 17:36]They discuss the worst punishments for the summer and winter games

[17:36 - 18:06]The speaker talks about the sticky and sugary "butt sundae" punishment and their reluctance to try it

[18:27 - 19:07]They discuss how uncomfortable the punishment was and how they had to turn off their brain to get through it

[19:08 - 21:33]The speaker mentions one of their worst punishments, a toe-sucking challenge called "Suck Dystopia"

[19:13 - 20:27]They explain how they willed the punishment into existence by constantly talking about it and manifesting it

[19:44 - 20:41]They joke about their teammate's delicious butt

[20:03 - 21:06]The speaker mentions their first ever waxing, done by their teammate Courtney

[21:19 - 22:03]They discuss how uncomfortable the punishment was and how they had to turn off their brain to get through it

[21:46 - 21:57]The speaker talks about how they had to avoid their teammate Marley's feet for the punishment

[22:03 - 23:16]The speaker reveals their own punishment, eating wasabi paste, and how they ended up with stomach cramps on the way home

[23:16 - 23:39]They discuss how uncomfortable the punishment was and how they had to turn off their brain to get through it

[23:39 - 24:31]The speaker reveals their own punishment, eating wasabi paste, and how they ended up with stomach cramps on the way home

[24:31 - 25:17]The speaker mentions their first ever waxing, done by their teammate Courtney

[24:50 - 25:11]The speaker expresses their dislike for two of their past videos and how they wish they could be taken down

[24:58 - 26:39]They mention a particularly inappropriate and cringeworthy brand deal they did involving dragon costumes and a "mating" scene

[25:17 - 25:23]They laugh about the amount of hair that came off their legs during the waxing

[25:23 - 26:47]They mention a particularly inappropriate and cringeworthy brand deal they did involving dragon costumes and a "mating" scene

[26:47 - 27:18]They briefly mention a rap video they did with Emma Watson and joke about it being better than their "West rap" video

[27:19 - 28:00]Want to avoid messing with West's head

[27:25 - 28:13]Belly flop competition planned

[27:43 - 27:55]Joke may have run its course

[28:01 - 28:25]Confidence in ability to belly flop despite no reason to believe so

[28:46 - 29:28]New energy and breaking down of Kimmy during summer games

[28:54 - 29:34]Joke may have run its course

[29:34 - 30:04]First and last summer games for Kimmy

[30:04 - 30:23]Too many men at Smosh Summer Games

[30:23 - 31:19]Joke may have run its course

[31:20 - 33:12]Want to avoid messing with West's head

[31:26 - 31:46]Joke may have run its course

[31:46 - 32:05]Want to avoid messing with West's head

[31:52 - 33:25]Joke may have run its course

[33:12 - 33:18]Mention of being invited to the White House during Obama's term

[33:25 - 34:24]Joke may have run its course

[34:12 - 34:35]Discussion on Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura as governors

[34:35 - 35:58]Mention of being invited to the White House during Obama's term

[36:56 - 37:33]Advice to get married but not have a wedding to save money

[37:22 - 38:43]No regrets about wedding but could have used the money for something else.

[37:45 - 38:15]Difficulty staying on budget for wedding

[38:28 - 38:34]Discussion on freezing during their wedding in Colorado

[38:43 - 39:34]Mention of weddings being expensive

[39:35 - 41:28]Enjoyment at a previous wedding and going to Casablanca

[39:52 - 39:58]Description of Casablanca restaurant and its unique features

[39:59 - 41:45]Enjoyment at a previous wedding and going to Casablanca

[40:30 - 40:36]Possibility of having a weird kid

[40:49 - 41:36]Enjoyment at a previous wedding and going to Casablanca

[41:02 - 41:18]Description of Casablanca restaurant and its unique features

[41:45 - 42:16]Marriage advice about not spending money and not going to bed angry

[42:16 - 42:48]Reminder to find what works for each individual couple

[43:03 - 43:36]Marriage advice about not spending money and not going to bed angry

[43:37 - 43:54]Thanks to guests Jovan and Lazycorn

[43:54 - 45:19]Discussion about dogs and the size of a dog

[45:19 - 45:38]Discussion about who would make a worse dad

[45:39 - 45:54]Discussion about dogs and the size of a dog

[45:55 - 46:21]Discussion about who would make a worse dad

[46:22 - 47:01]Possibility of having a weird kid

[47:32 - 48:22]Mention of a subreddit for children falling over

[48:22 - 49:57]Question about where Smosh Games is going and plans for the future

[48:27 - 49:33]Desire to include Kimmy in Smosh Games videos

[49:33 - 50:08]Question about where Smosh Games is going and plans for the future

[49:44 - 51:16]Reminder to subscribe to the Smoshcast and hit the bell for notifications

[50:08 - 50:28]Mention of the ongoing Smosh Summer Games and the #breakthestreak hashtag

[50:28 - 50:35]Promotion of mushroom cloud and toxicity shirts

[50:35 - 50:54]Desire to include Kimmy in Smosh Games videos

[51:16 - 51:26]Wishes for good luck in the rest of the games.