[00:11 - 01:50]Nick hates when slime farts in enclosed areas and how he does it

[00:57 - 02:24]Nick talks about power dynamics between him and Ludwig

[01:06 - 03:02]Nick hates when slime farts in enclosed areas and how he does it

[02:25 - 04:31]Ludwig talks about how he's gotten good at his YouTube voice

[03:57 - 05:28]Ludwig and Nick discuss their recent skydiving experience

[04:31 - 05:05]They end the podcast with discussing a movie scene.

[04:43 - 05:13]Nick has a top three list of things he hates

[05:37 - 08:14]Ludwig and Nick discuss their recent skydiving experience

[05:45 - 08:08]Ludwig talks about how he's gotten good at his YouTube voice

[08:14 - 10:09]Ludwig and Nick discuss their recent skydiving experience

[08:29 - 10:14]Ludwig talks about how he's not afraid of skydiving

[10:14 - 10:40]Nick and Ludwig joke about farting in their office

[10:40 - 11:02]Ludwig and Nick discuss their recent skydiving experience

[11:02 - 12:36]Ludwig and Nick joke about a device for choking and masturbating simultaneously

[11:16 - 11:58]Nick shares a story about someone from his high school dying while masturbating in the locker room

[11:27 - 11:48]The speaker also shares a memory of being caught saying the word "douchebag" in middle school and not knowing its meaning

[11:48 - 12:19]The speaker also learned about other sexual terms during this conversation with their mom

[12:19 - 12:36]The speaker's dad also enjoys watching movies like "Goodfellas" and "The Godfather" with the speaker

[12:36 - 15:06]The speaker recalls a time in middle school when an older high school student taught them the word "cum"

[12:44 - 13:29]They were playing a game with their mom and used the word in their game

[13:02 - 16:59]The speaker's parents and other family members have listened to the podcast

[13:35 - 14:50]The speaker's mom was shocked and had to explain the meaning of the word to the speaker

[14:00 - 14:09]The speaker's dad is described as being similar to Nick, and they joke about the stereotypical Italian-American male

[15:12 - 15:46]The group discusses their parents listening to the podcast and finding it enjoyable

[15:46 - 17:26]They also mention the strange metrics used to measure podcast success

[16:36 - 17:41]They were playing a game with their mom and used the word in their game

[17:42 - 19:38]The speaker's parents and other family members have listened to the podcast

[18:06 - 19:08]The group discusses their parents listening to the podcast and finding it enjoyable

[19:08 - 21:23]The speaker's dad also enjoys watching movies like "Goodfellas" and "The Godfather" with the speaker

[19:38 - 20:13]The speaker's mom was shocked and had to explain the meaning of the word to the speaker

[20:24 - 20:44]The speaker's mom is described as a "homie" for not being judgmental about their music choices

[20:44 - 21:30]They were playing a game with their mom and used the word in their game

[21:30 - 22:28]The speaker also shares a memory of being caught saying the word "douchebag" in middle school and not knowing its meaning

[21:56 - 24:10]The speaker's mom was shocked and had to explain the meaning of the word to the speaker

[22:34 - 22:56]The speaker also learned about other sexual terms during this conversation with their mom

[22:57 - 24:55]The speaker's dad likes to point out buildings or places that are supposedly related to their family's heritage

[23:12 - 23:52]The speaker also shares a memory of being caught saying the word "douchebag" in middle school and not knowing its meaning

[24:10 - 25:02]The speaker's dad also enjoys watching movies like "Goodfellas" and "The Godfather" with the speaker

[25:02 - 26:43]They then talk about the movie Fast 9 and give three scenarios, two of which are real and one is fake

[26:45 - 27:54]They reveal that all three scenarios are actually real and that the movie is over the top and lacks tension

[27:21 - 28:40]They recall a previous movie experience with an obnoxious person in the audience and how it annoyed them

[28:08 - 28:14]They discuss a film they watched at a school and one of the hosts knows it well

[28:14 - 29:56]They reveal that all three scenarios are actually real and that the movie is over the top and lacks tension

[28:23 - 29:12]They briefly mention another movie, the social network, and a disagreement about a conversation they had about it

[29:56 - 30:41]They then talk about the movie Fast 9 and give three scenarios, two of which are real and one is fake

[30:13 - 31:20]They mention the return of a character and the fact that Paul Walker's character is still talked about in the movie

[31:20 - 32:59]They discuss the lack of consequences in Fast 9 and the dialogue being insane

[32:05 - 34:30]They mention The Rock's sweaty appearance in a previous movie and ask if there is a similarly sweaty character in Fast 9

[32:15 - 32:32]They discuss the scenes in detail, including one with a car being shot across a ravine and another with Ludacris gaining superhuman strength and destroying a concrete ceiling

[33:37 - 35:56]They recall a previous movie experience with an obnoxious person in the audience and how it annoyed them

[33:51 - 35:56]The man in the wheelchair was embarrassed and the speaker mentions that the man waited years for something.

[34:05 - 36:52]The speaker then mentions a separate incident where people were clapping on a plane after landing, but the speaker has never experienced this.

[35:06 - 35:49]They share a story about seeing Star Wars: The Force Awakens and someone in the audience clapping during the opening credits, despite the movie being out for two weeks.

[35:56 - 36:28]They recall a previous movie experience with an obnoxious person in the audience and how it annoyed them

[36:08 - 36:28]The speaker is recalling a conversation with a man in a wheelchair while they were sitting in a certain type of seating area.

[36:52 - 38:46]The speaker then mentions a separate incident where people were clapping on a plane after landing, but the speaker has never experienced this.

[38:29 - 40:38]The speaker then tells a story about using a handicap stall in a bathroom and being interrupted by a man in a wheelchair and his father.

[39:56 - 42:11]The speaker then talks about a separate incident with Nick and Malina, where they met for the first time and the speaker had just washed their hands after using the bathroom.

[40:20 - 41:29]The speaker is recalling a conversation with a man in a wheelchair while they were sitting in a certain type of seating area.

[40:44 - 42:11]The speaker and his friend Slime recall funny and awkward fan interactions at tournaments.

[41:04 - 41:22]The speaker stood in line for hours to meet Mango and get the controller signed, but Mango accidentally broke the pen and got ink all over his fingers.

[41:23 - 43:21]The speaker tells a story about meeting a famous Super Smash Bros player, Mango, for the first time at a tournament in 2015.

[41:29 - 43:43]The speaker then talks about a separate incident with Nick and Malina, where they met for the first time and the speaker had just washed their hands after using the bathroom.

[42:55 - 43:00]The speaker had made a custom controller for a friend of Mango's and asked Mango to sign it for him.

[43:21 - 44:34]The speaker recalls meeting Mango for the first time and Mango accidentally breaking a sharpie pen and getting ink all over his hands and the speaker's controller.

[43:21 - 46:11]The speaker stood in line for hours to meet Mango and get the controller signed, but Mango accidentally broke the pen and got ink all over his fingers.

[45:02 - 45:32]The speaker and Mango go to the bathroom to try and wash off the ink.

[45:02 - 46:44]The speaker feels responsible for Mango's loss at the tournament and is embarrassed by the interaction.

[45:49 - 46:21]The speaker recalls meeting Mango for the first time and Mango accidentally breaking a sharpie pen and getting ink all over his hands and the speaker's controller.

[46:12 - 47:33]The speaker later meets Mango again through a mutual friend and works with him.

[46:21 - 46:44]The speaker ends by saying they had something else to say about bathrooms and pooping but they forgot.

[46:29 - 48:14]The speaker feels responsible for Mango's loss at the tournament and is embarrassed by the interaction.

[47:33 - 49:54]The speaker and his friend Slime recall funny and awkward fan interactions at tournaments.

[49:08 - 50:40]The speaker feels responsible for Mango's loss at the tournament and is embarrassed by the interaction.

[49:37 - 52:16]The speaker asks for an update on a joke from a previous episode and encourages fans to let go of old jokes and create new ones.

[52:16 - 52:48]A group of friends discuss the concept of farting and find it funny

[52:48 - 53:37]One friend shares a story of how they farted in front of a girl in fifth grade

[53:03 - 54:21]The group laughs and jokes about their experiences with nicknames and farting.

[54:21 - 57:07]One friend shares a story of how they farted in front of a girl in fifth grade

[56:20 - 57:57]They also talk about giving each other crass nicknames and how they eventually become their identity

[57:16 - 58:54]One friend shares a story of how they farted in front of a girl in fifth grade

[57:25 - 57:49]One friend shares a story of how he was called "White Devil" by his friends

[57:57 - 58:09]The group also discusses other embarrassing moments from their childhood

[58:54 - 59:49]One friend shares a story of how he was called "White Devil" by his friends

[59:49 - 1.01:38]One friend shares a story of how they called another kid "Amen" and now people think that's his real name

[1.00:20 - 1.01:33]The group discusses how they have been given various nicknames in the past

[1.01:38 - 1.02:46]Someone had a retainer but it broke and they went to the orthodontist

[1.02:46 - 1.04:38]Person is hesitant to get braces because of their podcast and how it will impact their image

[1.04:25 - 1.06:02]Podcast friends suggest getting braces and making it fun by adding diamonds

[1.06:08 - 1.07:06]Person is hesitant to get braces because of their podcast and how it will impact their image

[1.07:06 - 1.10:35]Person's mom shares a photo of them as a baby after surgery and explains what a cleft palate is

[1.10:35 - 1.12:27]Friends make jokes about having a circumcision and not having a wizard cap.

[1.11:18 - 1.12:14]The speaker's own dick pic getting leaked and their nonchalant reaction.

[1.11:18 - 1.13:02]Person talks about being fine with being embarrassed and mentions their old Twitter account being hacked

[1.11:42 - 1.12:34]Friends make jokes about having a circumcision and not having a wizard cap.

[1.11:50 - 1.13:30]A discussion about the appearance of the speaker's dick.

[1.12:00 - 1.12:27]The speaker apologizing to their friend Natalie who they believed had peed on the floor, but later realized it was something else.

[1.12:15 - 1.12:34]A story about a friend touching his dick at his computer while another friend walks in.

[1.13:02 - 1.14:09]The speaker's friend taking a picture of their own erect penis and accidentally showing it to the speaker.

[1.13:49 - 1.15:48]A discussion about the appearance of the speaker's dick.

[1.16:14 - 1.19:15]A story about the speaker peeing in the trash can while sleepwalking as a child.

[1.17:38 - 1.20:11]A story about the speaker peeing their pants while staying at an Airbnb in France.

[1.20:11 - 1.22:41]A story about the speaker cleaning up their friend's piss while they were blackout drunk.

[1.20:50 - 1.23:37]A closing in the style of a popular YouTube personality.

[1.21:31 - 1.22:04]The speaker apologizing to their friend Natalie who they believed had peed on the floor, but later realized it was something else.

[1.22:19 - 1.24:23]The speakers coming back with more topics, including pee-pee poo-poo and piss balls.

[1.22:41 - 1.22:55]The host of the Airbnb wearing only a green banana hammock the next morning.

[1.22:55 - 1.23:14]The speaker's own dick pic getting leaked and their nonchalant reaction.

[1.23:37 - 1.24:55]A story about the speaker peeing in the trash can while sleepwalking as a child.

[1.23:37 - 1.25:40]A discussion about a video game auction where a copy of Super Mario 64 sold for 1.56 million dollars

[1.24:15 - 1.24:41]A streamer named Mizkif had previously bought a similar copy for 500k, but was scammed and could have sold it for 500k

[1.24:23 - 1.25:01]The speaker apologizing to their friend Natalie who they believed had peed on the floor, but later realized it was something else.

[1.24:28 - 1.26:25]The idea of nostalgia baiting and the potential for future items to be sold at high prices for nostalgia value

[1.26:25 - 1.29:02]A suggestion to laminate and sell the speaker's own vaccination card for a high price

[1.26:31 - 1.28:00]A discussion about collecting rare items and the idea of a "vaccine tourism" market

[1.29:02 - 1.29:39]A suggestion to laminate and sell the speaker's own vaccination card for a high price

[1.29:39 - 1.30:43]A comparison of grading systems to customs agents and the potential for subjective decision making

[1.30:43 - 1.32:44]A mention of a TV show called Dark Angel and the speaker's knowledge about it

[1.31:15 - 1.33:17]A mention of a bet about the release date of Mario Tennis and the appearance of Waluigi

[1.31:25 - 1.32:13]A discussion about a video game auction where a copy of Super Mario 64 sold for 1.56 million dollars

[1.32:52 - 1.33:55]A closing in the style of a popular YouTube personality.