[00:10 - 02:08]The speaker went to Iowa with his friend Sam.

[02:08 - 03:56]The speaker had to listen to a lecture on the way to the airport.

[03:11 - 10:54]The speaker went to Iowa with his friend Sam.

[10:23 - 12:10]The speaker found the trip and lecture to be boring.

[11:32 - 14:45]The speaker had to listen to a lecture on the way to the airport.

[14:45 - 17:30]The speaker went to Iowa with his friend Sam.

[17:30 - 18:39]Sam goes to medical school in Iowa.

[18:10 - 21:29]The speaker is visiting someone at the University of Iowa for the first time.

[18:47 - 19:03]They discuss being creative in their own mind due to feeling terrorized and depressed.

[19:03 - 21:42]The University of Iowa is home to an ECHL hockey team, which the speaker attended a game of.

[19:57 - 22:06]They saw a sign for a yard sale and learned about the owners, an older couple.

[20:18 - 21:35]They discuss being creative in their own mind due to feeling terrorized and depressed.

[21:42 - 25:28]The speaker bought a Hooters hat from the yard sale for $3.

[24:46 - 26:09]The speaker is visiting someone at the University of Iowa for the first time.

[25:07 - 27:31]They discuss the recent blue light glasses trend and how they may not be effective.

[25:38 - 26:18]The speaker reveals their dislike for people giving compliments online for their own satisfaction.

[27:31 - 28:59]They mention a YouTuber named William Osman and his video about the "good vibe gang."

[28:59 - 30:12]The speaker is visiting someone at the University of Iowa for the first time.

[30:12 - 31:42]They discuss being creative in their own mind due to feeling terrorized and depressed.

[31:05 - 32:57]They mention a YouTuber named William Osman and his video about the "good vibe gang."

[32:16 - 35:32]The speaker expresses their belief that compliments are a waste of time and that statistics like views and likes are a better indicator of success.

[33:25 - 37:02]The speaker reveals their dislike for people giving compliments online for their own satisfaction.

[37:02 - 39:23]The speaker talks about feeling unimpressed by repetitive compliments and how negative comments stick out more.

[39:23 - 42:08]They mention having a month where they kept saying "Jim" and how a specific joke about "the soup" was a running joke among friends.

[40:51 - 44:29]The speaker talks about their love for comedian Dane Cook and how they feel like a "zoomer Dane Cook."

[44:37 - 46:58]They mention a friend who pointed out their hairline looking like the Dorito logo and wanting to get plastic surgery to fix it.

[46:22 - 47:44]They mention having a month where they kept saying "Jim" and how a specific joke about "the soup" was a running joke among friends.

[46:35 - 49:27]They mention a friend who pointed out their hairline looking like the Dorito logo and wanting to get plastic surgery to fix it.

[46:58 - 48:59]The speaker mentions wanting a thicker beard or potentially getting a beard transplant.

[47:19 - 48:18]The speaker talks about receiving positive feedback, specifically from friends or peers, and how that feels different.

[48:59 - 50:09]They joke about filling their chest hole with concrete and mention a funny moment with a lint roller.

[49:33 - 52:12]A group of men discuss their physical limitations and how they would change them if they could.

[49:45 - 51:02]They discuss the possibility of getting ankle surgery together and becoming "ankle brothers."

[50:09 - 52:19]The speaker mentions wanting a thicker beard or potentially getting a beard transplant.

[51:02 - 52:06]A group of men discuss their physical limitations and how they would change them if they could.

[52:12 - 54:08]The conversation ends with the men joking about trying soaking for themselves.

[52:19 - 52:26]They joke about the logistics and potential consequences of soaking, including the possibility of "ass babies."

[53:01 - 54:44]One of the men reveals that he once asked Reddit if it was possible to have a baby without a woman.

[54:08 - 57:07]The conversation leads to the topic of Mormonism and the strict rules against premarital sex.

[54:32 - 58:09]They discuss the potential cultural appropriation of jumping on the bed as a way to simulate sex.

[55:53 - 1.00:28]The conversation ends with the men joking about trying soaking for themselves.

[57:14 - 1.01:03]They joke about the logistics and potential consequences of soaking, including the possibility of "ass babies."

[1.00:41 - 1.03:22]One of the men reveals that he once asked Reddit if it was possible to have a baby without a woman.

[1.02:46 - 1.04:42]They discuss the potential cultural appropriation of jumping on the bed as a way to simulate sex.

[1.03:35 - 1.05:04]The speaker discusses a conversation with someone who introduced them to something called "soaking"

[1.04:00 - 1.04:37]The speaker then talks about an event called "Walking Dead Night" and how their friend's accent is similar to their own

[1.04:08 - 1.05:40]The conversation ends with the men joking about trying soaking for themselves.

[1.05:04 - 1.07:17]The speaker discusses a conversation with someone who introduced them to something called "soaking"

[1.05:23 - 1.07:38]They joke about soaking at a Mormon swinger party and how it would be considered cheating

[1.07:38 - 1.11:17]The speaker then talks about getting into an argument with a friend over a game of Mario Kart and being banned from their chat and social media

[1.10:23 - 1.12:10]The speaker mentions how living in a closet was manageable as long as they had a bidet

[1.11:27 - 1.13:25]They then discuss their bidet preferences and a dinner with an undisclosed potential partner where they debated about which bidet is better

[1.11:32 - 1.12:34]The speaker discusses a conversation with someone who introduced them to something called "soaking"

[1.13:25 - 1.15:20]The speaker mentions how living in a closet was manageable as long as they had a bidet

[1.15:02 - 1.16:13]They mention a friend who has had a big impact on their sense of humor

[1.15:46 - 1.15:52]The speaker then talks about an event called "Walking Dead Night" and how their friend's accent is similar to their own

[1.16:13 - 1.16:48]They discuss how they think they have become funnier by picking up on and matching the humor of the people they spend time with.

[1.16:48 - 1.18:20]Sam was notorious for getting extremely hungover, even in class the next day

[1.18:20 - 1.20:32]He recounts a story of blacking out and waking up in his room with his phone dead

[1.18:20 - 1.20:32]A group of friends recall a Halloween night when a blackout occurred and their friend, Sam, emerged looking like a zombie, asking what happened.

[1.19:11 - 1.20:03]The speaker is in a room with their roommate and has blocked the door with a mattress and other items.

[1.19:28 - 1.21:48]Another friend, Ian, falls for the joke and orders the pizza, but the group bursts out laughing.

[1.19:28 - 1.23:21]The speaker, who only knew Sam for a few months, shares their first impression of him

[1.19:36 - 1.24:21]The speaker mentions a time in high school where Sam almost pushed them off a steep incline

[1.20:32 - 1.22:34]He instructed his friends to order food with "the works" and they later discovered that it was a real menu item at a local restaurant.

[1.20:51 - 1.22:20]The group is hanging out and one of the friends, Sam, makes a joke about ordering a pizza with unusual toppings.

[1.22:20 - 1.23:51]The group talks about how they used to prank people, including egging houses and lighting each other's farts on fire.

[1.22:34 - 1.23:42]One of the friends mentions a tradition in their city where people would kill cats on Halloween.

[1.22:42 - 1.26:51]The speaker reflects on how they would never do something like that, but Sam always seemed to get into trouble.

[1.23:42 - 1.24:49]A group of friends recall a Halloween night when a blackout occurred and their friend, Sam, emerged looking like a zombie, asking what happened.

[1.23:51 - 1.24:21]The speaker and their friend used to go to parties to sell weed and then go home.

[1.24:21 - 1.26:30]The group talks about how they used to prank people, including egging houses and lighting each other's farts on fire.

[1.24:21 - 1.26:51]The conversation ends with a funny prank involving one of the friends sprinting and pooping in a pumpkin.

[1.26:30 - 1.29:58]One of the friends almost got hit by a rock thrown by a homeless person while walking with a group of troublemakers.

[1.26:51 - 1.29:21]They also recall a scary encounter with a shirtless, hairy man who threw rocks at them while they were out pranking.

[1.26:51 - 1.29:58]The speaker mentions a time in high school where Sam almost pushed them off a steep incline

[1.29:21 - 1.29:58]In a deleted scene from the movie Donnie Darko, the main character was originally supposed to be masturbating before his death.

[1.29:32 - 1.31:46]The conversation ends with a funny prank involving one of the friends sprinting and pooping in a pumpkin.

[1.29:42 - 1.29:58]The friend's brother and his friends come to the house and beat up the man as well.

[1.29:59 - 1.30:48]The party has a lot of people and is set up like a bar.

[1.29:59 - 1.30:54]The group discusses a prank they used to play called "sardine houses" where they would all lay down on someone's lawn and pretend to be sardines.

[1.29:59 - 1.31:29]One day, Sam was missing and his door was barricaded from the inside

[1.30:25 - 1.31:38]One of the narrators talks about attending a party on a farm after high school graduation.

[1.30:49 - 1.31:01]The aggressor runs away and the party-goers think the police are coming.

[1.31:06 - 1.31:46]One of the friends almost got hit by a rock thrown by a homeless person while walking with a group of troublemakers.

[1.31:29 - 1.31:38]They also recall a scary encounter with a shirtless, hairy man who threw rocks at them while they were out pranking.

[1.31:29 - 1.33:18]The speaker and their friend used to go to parties to sell weed and then go home.

[1.31:47 - 1.32:18]One of the narrators sold weed at the party.

[1.31:47 - 1.33:30]The speaker mentions a time in high school where Sam almost pushed them off a steep incline

[1.32:18 - 1.33:30]One of the narrators talks about attending a party on a farm after high school graduation.

[1.32:29 - 1.34:45]The aggressor runs away and the party-goers think the police are coming.

[1.32:42 - 1.32:54]The narrators discuss a past experience of going to a rural party and getting into trouble.

[1.33:04 - 1.35:09]One of the narrators sold weed at the party.

[1.33:44 - 1.34:52]The aggressor runs away and the party-goers think the police are coming.

[1.34:52 - 1.35:01]One of the narrators sold weed at the party.

[1.35:09 - 1.37:09]One of the narrators talks about attending a party on a farm after high school graduation.

[1.36:28 - 1.36:33]The narrators discuss a past experience of going to a rural party and witnessing a fight.

[1.37:09 - 1.38:56]The narrators witness a fight where a man is hit over the head with a bottle.

[1.38:56 - 1.39:27]The narrators discuss a past experience of going to a rural party and witnessing a fight.

[1.39:27 - 1.41:09]The friend's brother and his friends come to the house and beat up the man as well.

[1.41:09 - 1.41:34]The man does not go to the hospital and the party continues on.

[1.41:34 - 1.41:51]One of the narrators talks about attending a party on a farm after high school graduation.

[1.41:51 - 1.42:04]The narrators then discuss another party they attended.

[1.42:04 - 1.42:49]The narrators witness a fight where a man is hit over the head with a bottle.