[00:00 - 02:01]In the comments of the last episode, people were saying how happy Slant looked, but now he's back to his regular grumpy self.

[00:05 - 00:38]He landed at John F. Kennedy International Airport and is not impressed.

[00:39 - 01:54]They discuss a potential Christmas special where Slant would play the Grinch and Tucker would play Cindy Lou Who.

[02:01 - 03:15]Tucker mentions that Slant is releasing a video titled "Goodbye" and they discuss different ways to engage their audience.

[03:30 - 04:12]They also discuss their current living situations and content creation.

[03:42 - 04:54]Slant is returning to America and is not happy about it.

[04:13 - 04:40]Tucker mentions that he's now more self-conscious about his Google searches.

[04:55 - 05:54]Slant is returning to America and is not happy about it.

[05:55 - 07:16]They joke about not paying medical bills under $100 and how it won't affect your credit score.

[07:03 - 09:24]Tucker mentions that he's now more self-conscious about his Google searches.

[08:37 - 10:05]They joke about not paying medical bills under $100 and how it won't affect your credit score.

[09:54 - 11:30]Mention of Schlatt's closet made entirely of nickels.

[10:06 - 10:29]Discussion of saving money and buying merchandise.

[11:16 - 12:33]Mention of Schlatt's closet made entirely of nickels.

[11:44 - 12:40]Discovering the weight of Schlatt's nickel collection.

[12:49 - 13:23]Mention of Schlatt's closet made entirely of nickels.

[13:23 - 13:29]Mention of leaving behind items in Texas due to lack of funds for shipping.

[13:29 - 14:01]Debate over the meaning of "six figures."

[14:01 - 14:13]Goal to reach seven figures and potentially eight figures.

[14:23 - 15:46]Comparison of the cost of private jet flights to the cost of regular flights.

[14:37 - 16:01]Discussion of the cost of private jets and the job of being a private jet dealer.

[16:01 - 16:43]Debate over the meaning of "six figures."

[16:44 - 18:09]Mention of potential for interstellar travel in the future.

[16:53 - 17:07]Goal to reach seven figures and potentially eight figures.

[16:53 - 17:22]The speaker discusses the possibility of becoming a successful YouTuber like Markiplier or MrBeast

[17:07 - 17:22]Discussion of Beast's habit of flying private jets when not even getting on the flight.

[17:22 - 18:40]The speaker and Tucker discuss the logistics of creating a "moon base" for streaming, but acknowledge the difficulties in communication and latency

[17:51 - 18:02]Mention of leaving behind items in Texas due to lack of funds for shipping.

[18:41 - 20:43]Tucker is tasked with finding a solution, but the group acknowledges the absurdity of the situation

[18:51 - 19:41]The group transitions to discussing personality tests, with Schlatt and Ted revealing their results as a "logician" and "assertive logician alpha male" respectively

[20:16 - 23:01]The speaker reads out his own traits from the personality test, jokingly imitating Ben Shapiro's voice.

[23:01 - 24:43]The group transitions to discussing personality tests, with Schlatt and Ted revealing their results as a "logician" and "assertive logician alpha male" respectively

[23:19 - 23:32]Schlatt's father influenced his interest in logic, while his mother is more emotional

[23:51 - 24:38]Logicians are innovative inventors with a thirst for knowledge who often take unconventional approaches in life.

[23:59 - 24:32]Both are good at improvising and adapting, but the speaker wishes they could work in short bursts of energy.

[24:11 - 25:35]The speaker reads out his own traits from the personality test, jokingly imitating Ben Shapiro's voice.

[24:38 - 27:26]The speaker identifies as 72% introverted, 59% intuitive, 69% thinking, 60% prospecting, and 64% assertive.

[24:58 - 25:35]They note that they often prioritize facts over feelings, but there have been moments where they have shown empathy.

[25:04 - 25:44]Schlatt prioritizes effectiveness over social harmony, while the speaker cares about how others feel about them and gets stressed when people are mad.

[26:55 - 28:27]Both are good at improvising and adapting, but the speaker wishes they could work in short bursts of energy.

[28:05 - 28:46]The speaker notes that the campaigner type fits well with being a YouTuber, as they are always campaigning for themselves.

[28:48 - 30:02]Both are intuitive and work in creative fields, but Schlatt is more focused on rationality and objectivity while the speaker is more concerned with emotional expression and empathy.

[29:17 - 29:53]Schlatt prioritizes effectiveness over social harmony, while the speaker cares about how others feel about them and gets stressed when people are mad.

[30:02 - 33:00]Both are good at improvising and adapting, but the speaker wishes they could work in short bursts of energy.

[31:37 - 32:53]They note that they often prioritize facts over feelings, but there have been moments where they have shown empathy.

[31:44 - 32:05]Schlatt and the speaker have different values and priorities, with Schlatt being more focused on rationality and the speaker being more empathetic.

[33:00 - 34:11]The speaker also looks up their friend, Ted's personality type, and finds that they are likely more of a thinker and judger than a feeler and prospector.

[33:13 - 34:02]Both are good at improvising and adapting, but the speaker wishes they could work in short bursts of energy.

[33:55 - 34:02]They mention their friend Ian and his results as a commentary video.

[34:03 - 35:12]They talk about their friend Ted's results as a debater and a thinker.

[34:53 - 36:23]They end with a humorous discussion about being podcast "girlfriends."

[35:51 - 38:14]The speaker recalls a time when they filmed three podcasts in a row and it didn't go well.

[36:40 - 37:38]Tucker's results show him as an ENTP, with a slight preference for extroversion and data.

[37:26 - 39:52]They talk about their friend Ted's results as a debater and a thinker.

[38:33 - 40:03]The speaker then discusses their own strengths and weaknesses, including being analytical and honest.

[39:15 - 40:24]Tucker's results show him as an ENTP, with a slight preference for extroversion and data.

[41:13 - 42:38]The speaker discusses a personality test and their results as an INTP.

[42:20 - 44:04]The speaker makes a joke about rationality being the key to a better world, referencing their friend Slide.

[43:01 - 43:53]The speaker identifies as being Irish and dissatisfied with the world, wanting to help rather than have someone soak up their problems.

[43:24 - 45:20]The speaker and their friend discuss their respective personality types, with the speaker being an overthinker and people-pleaser.

[43:35 - 44:04]The speaker identifies as being Irish and dissatisfied with the world, wanting to help rather than have someone soak up their problems.

[44:04 - 44:24]They end with a humorous discussion about being podcast "girlfriends."

[45:20 - 45:33]The speaker and their friend differ on their ability to prioritize and plan tasks effectively.

[45:33 - 47:02]The speaker and their friend discuss their respective personality types, with the speaker being an overthinker and people-pleaser.

[46:17 - 48:13]The speaker's ENFP personality type is discussed, including their strengths and weaknesses such as being overly optimistic and struggling to focus on long-term projects.

[47:50 - 50:52]The speaker and their friend discuss their respective personality types, with the speaker being an overthinker and people-pleaser.

[50:19 - 50:36]The transcription ends with the speaker questioning if there is anyone in the world who completes tasks well before the deadline.

[50:53 - 52:51]The speaker struggles with completing tasks before the deadline and does not believe anyone is capable of doing so.

[51:09 - 52:44]The transcription ends with the speaker questioning if there is anyone in the world who completes tasks well before the deadline.

[52:04 - 54:09]The speaker and their friend discuss their respective personality types, with the speaker being an overthinker and people-pleaser.

[52:51 - 54:03]The group then discusses their aggregate personality as "chuckle sandwiches."

[53:40 - 54:22]The transcription ends with the speaker questioning if there is anyone in the world who completes tasks well before the deadline.

[54:22 - 55:04]The speaker struggles with completing tasks before the deadline and does not believe anyone is capable of doing so.

[55:05 - 58:30]The speaker talks about attending an Easter mass in Beijing and the language barrier they experienced.

[57:23 - 58:37]They discuss the concept of telepathy in heaven.

[58:37 - 1.01:16]The speaker and co-host debate whether chimps are considered monkeys.

[1.01:30 - 1.02:57]The topic of ethical dilemmas and the trolley problem is brought up.

[1.02:11 - 1.02:19]The speaker shares their choice and the potential consequences of their decision.

[1.02:58 - 1.06:46]The co-host reveals their choice in the trolley problem scenario.

[1.06:18 - 1.07:51]The conversation ends with a discussion of different ways to die, including getting crushed by an asphalt presser.

[1.06:24 - 1.08:08]The co-host reveals their choice in the trolley problem scenario.