[00:00 - 00:13]Episode sponsored by CandidCo.com, promoting their clear aligners for straightening teeth

[00:13 - 00:21]The aligners are cheaper than braces and typically take six months to see results

[01:32 - 01:37]He texted and called Tom for help, but Tom didn't see the messages until later

[02:13 - 02:19]Matt injured himself with a knife at 3 a.m., potentially trying to remove a wart or blood cyst

[03:12 - 03:20]He plans to go to a doctor for the injury and a new mole he found

[04:44 - 04:52]Matt took pictures of the injury and eventually stopped the bleeding

[05:54 - 06:00]Tom recommends using an app to schedule doctor's appointments without having to call

[06:32 - 06:39]Matt spent 30 minutes mopping up the blood and notes how difficult it would be to hide a crime scene with that much blood

[00:00 - 06:51]Matt injured himself with a knife at 3 a.m. and reached out to Tom for help, but Tom didn't see the messages until later. He plans to go to a doctor for the injury and a new mole he found. The episode is sponsored by CandidCo.com promoting their clear aligners for straightening teeth, which take about six months to see results. Tom recommends using an app to schedule doctor's appointments without having to call. Matt spent 30 minutes mopping up the blood and notes how difficult it would be to hide a crime scene with that much blood.

[06:51 - 06:59]The speaker discusses an incident where they cut themselves in the kitchen and joke about it being the most sanitary place for that to happen.

[06:59 - 07:07]They also mention being good at at-home surgeries.

[07:46 - 07:57]The speaker then talks about a strange encounter they had at 5am where they scared off a man who was creeping around their neighborhood.

[09:46 - 09:57]The speaker accidentally shattered their window while trying to scare off the man.

[10:02 - 10:08]They mention their landlord seeing the broken window and being cool about it.

[12:15 - 12:21]The speaker then goes on to discuss their new addiction to playing World of Warcraft, specifically the Battle of Azeroth expansion.

[12:34 - 12:41]They mention having a druid and a rogue character and their goal of unlocking a certain race with moose antlers.

[13:11 - 13:16]The speaker expresses confusion about the game and asks for any tips or advice.

[06:51 - 14:43]The speaker discusses a kitchen incident, a strange encounter at 5am, and their new addiction to playing World of Warcraft. They also mention their confusion about the game and ask for tips.

[14:44 - 14:50] Person expresses desire to obtain something but is unsure how to get it

[14:50 - 14:56]Person discusses their experience playing a game and their characters' levels

[15:16 - 15:25]Person talks about their love for grinding in MMO games and the variety of character classes available

[17:20 - 17:26]Jokes are made about Hunter Biden and the upcoming election

[19:42 - 19:48]Person apologizes for a previous joke about Hunter Biden and explains their vote on a specific proposition in California

[21:41 - 21:47]Commercials for various propositions in California are mentioned

[14:44 - 21:56]Overall, the audio is a conversation between two individuals discussing their experiences with playing games and their opinions on current political events in California.

[22:01 - 22:12] The speaker discusses their confusion over commercials and their effectiveness

[22:12 - 22:20]They mention a commercial featuring a veteran that made them uncomfortable

[22:29 - 22:41]They express their opinion that Trump's campaign ads are the best

[23:19 - 23:25]They talk about seeing these ads on TikTok and Twitter

[23:40 - 23:47]The speaker and their friend discuss the possibility of a war breaking out while they are recording the podcast

[25:42 - 25:54]They mention the sponsorships for Honey and Candidco

[28:05 - 28:14]The speaker shares their experience visiting Joshua Tree and going on a hike to an oasis

[21:56 - 29:14]The speaker discusses their thoughts on confusing commercials, Trump's campaign ads, and the possibility of war breaking out. They also mention sponsorships for Honey and Candidco and share their experience visiting Joshua Tree and going on a hike to an oasis.

[29:27 - 29:33] The speaker talks about a sudden change in scenery and describes an oasis in the desert.

[30:05 - 30:12]The speaker and someone else took a trip during the COVID pandemic.

[30:12 - 30:20]They were able to do so because they had a backlog of content.

[31:00 - 31:08]The speaker went to Yosemite and walked around a bit.

[31:22 - 31:27]They drove through flat farmland on their way there.

[32:03 - 32:10]The speaker watched the Chris Chan documentary with someone else.

[33:49 - 34:00]They discuss Borat 2 and the synagogue scene, Rudy Giuliani, and the addition of a daughter character.

[35:59 - 36:09]The speaker prefers the original Borat and Bruno films.

[36:19 - 36:29]They watched Bruno again recently and found it funnier than before.

[36:19 - 36:29]Borat and Bruno are good characters to test societal norms.

[29:15 - 36:29]The speaker talks about a trip they took during the COVID pandemic, their visit to Yosemite, and their thoughts on the Borat and Bruno films. They also mention watching the Chris Chan documentary and discuss specific scenes from Borat 2. They mention the addition of a daughter character and their preference for the original films. They also discuss the societal commentary present in Borat and Bruno.

[36:31 - 36:37] Bruno tests homophobia in America and criticizes the entertainment industry.

[36:43 - 36:48]He interacts with moms who want their babies to be like Jesus.

[36:56 - 37:04]He also makes jokes about weight and plastic surgery.

[37:04 - 37:21]In the new Borat movie, he asks a plastic surgeon if he would have sex with his 15-year-old daughter.

[37:45 - 37:59]The first Borat film was filmed in the same location as the new one.

[39:54 - 40:01]He also discusses the new Eric Andre season and his love for Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood.

[43:12 - 43:20]He recommends One Punch Man and Mob Psycho 100 as must-watch animes.

[43:20 - 43:26]He also mentions potentially watching Cowboy Bebop.

[43:31 - 43:46]Someone tweeted about Google's search results for "Mob" and how it relates to Donald Trump.

[36:31 - 43:46]The text discusses various topics such as Bruno's criticism of homophobia and the entertainment industry, his interactions with mothers and plastic surgery, and his love for Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood and animes like One Punch Man and Mob Psycho 100. It also mentions a tweet about Donald Trump and Google's search results.

[43:46 - 43:54] Someone wanted pictures of Minecraft Mob, but instead got pictures of Mob from Mob Psycho

[43:55 - 44:00]They put it on Twitter and asked what it was

[44:14 - 44:21]They discussed their dislike for the Trump family and how they were once seen as assholes but now if you hate them, you're considered a "libtard cuck"

[44:22 - 44:33]They talk about Donald Trump Jr.'s television appearances and speculate about him running for president one day

[50:26 - 50:35]They mention a fire near the office and how it's causing a lot of traffic and helicopters

[50:49 - 50:55]They joke about the office possibly catching on fire and a possible "Indica burglar"

[43:46 - 51:13]The conversation covers a range of topics including mistaken pictures of Mob from Mob Psycho, dislike for the Trump family, speculation about Donald Trump Jr. running for president, and a nearby fire causing traffic and helicopters. The podcast ends with Jackson's return.

[51:13 - 51:20] Two friends, Jackson and the speaker, are having a conversation.

[51:21 - 51:28]Jackson is asked about his birthday, which the speaker deems suspicious.

[51:39 - 51:46]The speaker sees a fire and helicopters and planes outside.

[51:39 - 51:46]They discuss the location of the fire, which is close to Brand Park.

[51:59 - 52:04]The speaker mentions seeing a turbine in Orange County with 60,000 people being evacuated.

[53:08 - 53:14]They consider taking pictures in front of the fire for their Patreon.

[53:25 - 53:30]They discuss the possibility of their office being affected by the fire.

[54:14 - 54:20]They talk about the potential for splitting from their company and going back to a more simplistic podcast setup.

[54:20 - 54:29]They play a clip from their first episode and reminisce about their beginnings.

[55:59 - 56:04]The speaker mentions needing to use the bathroom and they briefly discuss their bowel movements.

[57:07 - 57:16]They joke about being two white men discussing poop while there is a fire nearby.

[57:54 - 58:11]They discuss the song "We Didn't Start the Fire" and the speaker jokingly adds his own name into the lyrics.

[58:33 - 58:38]The speaker mentions wishing Doge was included in the song.

[51:13 - 58:38]Overall, the two friends have a casual and humorous conversation while also discussing a nearby fire and potential changes to their podcast setup.

[1.02:15 - 1.02:22] The podcasters discuss the possibility of redoing a previous episode

[1.03:11 - 1.03:16]They recall a previous segment about weed and "flame wars"

[1.04:16 - 1.04:23]They discuss copyright claims on their podcast and the difference between versions on different platforms

[1.04:16 - 1.04:23]They mention accidentally having too many ads on their podcast and apologize

[1.04:16 - 1.04:23]They discuss the length of their podcast and cutting it down in the past

[1.04:43 - 1.04:49]They take a break to visit Jackson's desk and enjoy some cheese and meats

[1.05:20 - 1.05:25]They mention a year in review feature on "jibs"

[1.05:20 - 1.05:25]They return to the recording room and joke about being the captain

[1.05:25 - 1.05:30]They mention a funny fart video and the ridiculousness of its copyright claim

[58:39 - 1.05:35]The podcasters discuss various topics including a potential redo of a previous episode, copyright claims, and accidentally having too many ads. They also take a break to enjoy some snacks at Jackson's desk before ending with a joke about being the captain.