[00:00 - 00:08] Someone's son left cookies and milk for Santa but the narrator needs to explain that Santa is lactose intolerant

[00:08 - 00:14]The narrator debates whether to drink the milk or leave it and break his son's heart

[00:26 - 00:33]The special guest is just the narrator, no one else

[00:59 - 01:05]The narrator and his friends are recording a Christmas special episode of their podcast "Trash Taste"

[01:18 - 01:25]They talk about Boxing Day and whether it is celebrated in different countries

[03:14 - 03:19]The narrator gives his friends gifts, musical boxes with their names on them

[04:58 - 05:06]The narrator got the gifts while on a vacation in Hokkaido and recommends trying anything with Hokkaido milk

[04:58 - 05:06]Hokkaido milk is rich and intense in flavor

[05:44 - 05:52]The narrator has tried unusual ice cream flavors like beer and fish

[06:03 - 06:14]Americans have a habit of dipping fries in McFlurry, which the narrator also likes

[00:00 - 06:20]The narrator discusses his son leaving cookies and milk for Santa and debates whether to break his son's heart by explaining that Santa is lactose intolerant. He then introduces a Christmas special episode of his podcast, gives his friends gifts, and talks about his recent vacation in Hokkaido where he tried unusual ice cream flavors. The conversation also touches on Boxing Day and American food habits.

[06:20 - 06:28]The speaker talks about visiting a Steak and Shake and being disgusted by Americans dipping fries in milkshakes

[06:28 - 06:34]They question why people would eat like this in a first world country

[06:40 - 06:46]The speaker admits to trying the fries and milkshake combination and liking it, but not understanding why it works

[08:00 - 08:07]The conversation shifts to White Castle, which sells sliders instead of regular burgers

[08:08 - 08:14]The speaker describes the sliders as soggy and having thin patties, and being sold in packs of six for a low price

[08:22 - 08:33]They mention that everyone they know who eats at White Castle gets stomach problems afterwards

[08:33 - 08:41]The speaker questions why Americans gauge the tastiness of fast food by how much it upsets their stomachs

[09:33 - 09:40]They also mention the oiliness of American fast food, including a pizza joint that boasts about their greasy garlic bread

[10:41 - 10:50]The speaker talks about a burger joint called the Heart Attack Grill, where the biggest burger has 20,000 calories and the fries and bun are soaked in lard

[11:38 - 11:45]They question why people would willingly destroy their bodies by eating at places like this

[12:00 - 12:08]They discuss the depressing atmosphere of Steak and Shake and their cheap burgers

[12:14 - 12:20]The speaker admits to enjoying greasy food occasionally, but draws a clear line at places like the Heart Attack Grill

[12:14 - 12:20]The conversation concludes with the idea that eating at the Heart Attack Grill would make any other meal seem healthy in comparison.

[06:20 - 12:53]Americans have a tendency to enjoy foods that are unhealthy, greasy, and potentially damaging to their bodies.

[12:54 - 13:05] The concept of a heart attack grill is seen as fiction or something from a dystopian society

[13:37 - 13:48]Watching videos of extremely overweight people can make one feel sorry for them, but there is a limit where personal responsibility should be taken into account

[16:39 - 16:47]Food portions in America are often significantly larger than in other countries, making it difficult to eat healthy

[16:47 - 16:53]Even when trying to find healthy food, it can be challenging to find options in American grocery stores

[17:06 - 17:14]Hot dogs in America come in a wide variety of brands and types, but they often all taste the same

[18:58 - 19:03]The speaker can differentiate between tap water and "posh" water, but not between different brands of hot dogs

[12:54 - 19:14]Overall, the American food industry and culture make it difficult for people to maintain a healthy weight

[19:15 - 19:22] The speaker discusses how bottled water is only found in high class hotels and has sampled it before.

[19:34 - 19:42]They mention that there is no difference between bottled water brands and that half of them come from the same source as tap water.

[19:42 - 19:47]The speaker expresses dislike for people who are picky about their water and gives examples of extreme cases.

[20:30 - 20:36]They mention their own dislike for tap water and how it differs in different places they have lived.

[21:41 - 21:47]The speaker talks about the sponsored segment for Raid Shadow Legends and how the game plays itself and has new updates.

[23:12 - 23:19]They mention that the best way to judge water is when hungover and how they prefer bottled water over tap water during that time.

[24:14 - 24:20]The speaker discusses the availability and cost of bottled water in different countries they have been to.

[24:46 - 24:54]They mention their upbringing in Thailand and the preference for bottled water due to not being able to drink tap water.

[25:35 - 25:45]The speaker talks about the taste of tap water in different places, including hotels, and their dislike for paying for water in hotels.

[19:15 - 26:29]The speaker discusses their experience with bottled and tap water, including a sponsored segment for Raid Shadow Legends, their dislike for picky water drinkers, and their preference for bottled water due to taste and upbringing.

[26:30 - 26:37] Person is giving a shout out to hotels that provide free bottled water

[26:37 - 26:45]They talk about how the hotel provides multiple bottles and how it's great after a day out

[26:54 - 27:01]The conversation shifts to discussing Christmas meals and their preferences

[27:01 - 27:06]They mention celebrating Christmas together and having a hot pot, but feeling like something was missing

[28:21 - 28:28]One person prefers pork over turkey for Christmas meals

[29:24 - 29:30]They debate the merits of bacon and how it is overrated

[29:24 - 29:30]One person argues that bacon is the best part of the pig, while the other disagrees and prefers pork belly

[31:28 - 31:34]The person who likes bacon also prefers American bacon over British bacon

[32:10 - 32:16]The conversation ends with a joking comment about the person not eating the crust on a pizza

[26:30 - 33:03]The conversation covers a range of topics including shout outs to hotels, Christmas meals, and a debate on the merits of bacon. One person prefers pork over turkey, while the other argues that bacon is the best part of the pig and prefers American bacon over British bacon. The conversation ends with a light-hearted comment about the person not eating the crust on a pizza.

[33:09 - 33:14]Discussion about pork and bacon being a more expensive and flavorful part of the pig

[34:11 - 34:16]Disagreement about pork being a superior meat to beef, with one person arguing that beef is more versatile

[35:40 - 35:47]Conversation shifts to Christmas meals and preferences

[37:23 - 37:30]One person dislikes their family's gravy, while another enjoys eggnog with fireball

[39:51 - 39:57]Discussion about Christmas crackers and advent calendars

[33:03 - 39:57]Overall, the conversation covers various food preferences, including pork, beef, gravy, eggnog, and traditional Christmas items.

[40:05 - 40:11] The speaker discusses their dislike of advent calendars and being teased for 25 days for a small amount of chocolate.

[40:12 - 40:32]They explain the concept of advent calendars, where a different piece of chocolate can be opened every day leading up to Christmas.

[40:32 - 40:44]The speaker and their guest discuss their preferences for when to eat the chocolate (morning or evening) and how they like to eat multiple pieces at once.

[41:48 - 41:54]They also discuss their opinions on Easter egg chocolates and how they taste better in egg format.

[45:00 - 45:14]The speaker shares their experience of receiving a Gameboy Advance and playing a Kirby game on it.

[45:15 - 45:33]The guest shares their experience of receiving an N64 and how their dad forgot to buy the correct power adapter for it.

[45:33 - 45:38]They both reminisce about playing Wii Sports and other games on Christmas with their family.

[46:59 - 47:26]The speaker recalls their first multiplayer experience on the N64 with their cousins playing GoldenEye.

[39:57 - 47:26]The speakers discuss their dislike of advent calendars, their preferences for when to eat chocolate, their experiences receiving game consoles as Christmas gifts, and their memories of playing multiplayer games with family.

[47:26 - 47:40] The speaker recalls staying up until 4am playing a new game console, the N64, during their childhood

[47:40 - 47:47]The excitement of getting a new game console is compared to the feeling of doing cocaine

[48:39 - 48:52]The N64 controller is criticized for its design and tendency to cause blisters on the hand

[49:10 - 49:20]The speaker's older brother received a Star Wars battleship as a gift and accidentally broke it while playing Wii Sports

[50:11 - 50:25]The speaker was forced to attend Sunday school and disliked it, leading to a dislike of religion in general

[51:35 - 51:43]The speaker believes that their dislike of religion was influenced by the heavy emphasis placed on it during their childhood

[54:00 - 54:11]The speaker's school also had mandatory prayer three times a day

[47:26 - 54:26]The speaker recalls their childhood experiences with the N64, receiving a Star Wars battleship, and being forced to attend Sunday school and pray three times a day. These experiences ultimately shaped their lack of belief in religion.

[54:54 - 55:03]Speaker talks about how they were forced to pray in school, even though it wasn't a religious school.

[56:41 - 56:48]The speaker talks about how they didn't understand religious traditions and events, coming from a Buddhist family.

[56:54 - 56:59]They found it weird and boring, and eventually convinced their parents to let them leave.

[58:10 - 58:18]They also talk about how they found some religious beliefs, like turning water into wine, to be unrealistic.

[59:49 - 59:55]The speaker shares their experience of finding out Santa isn't real, and their elaborate attempts to catch their parents in the act.

[59:55 - 1.00:10]They also talk about how they would try to figure out the logistics of Santa delivering presents to different locations.

[1.01:27 - 1.01:41]The speaker shares a funny anecdote about their dad being lactose intolerant and leaving out milk for Santa.

[54:26 - 1.01:58]Overall, the speaker found religious experiences to be weird and unenjoyable, and had a similar reaction to finding out Santa isn't real.

[1.07:32 - 1.07:53] A group of friends and family are discussing their Christmas traditions and memories.

[1.08:44 - 1.08:49]One person recalls their dad pretending to be Santa and drinking G Fuel.

[1.08:44 - 1.08:49]They discuss their childhood Christmas experiences, including receiving presents and making lists from catalogs.

[1.09:00 - 1.09:08]They also mention getting together with family and friends on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

[1.09:00 - 1.09:08]Some of their traditions include having parties and getting together for a big meal.

[1.09:00 - 1.09:08]One person mentions having a white Christmas and going on vacation during the holidays.

[1.09:08 - 1.09:13]Another person remembers always asking for video games and their parents only being able to afford a few.

[1.09:08 - 1.09:13]A final point is made about appreciating the memories and experiences over material gifts.

[1.09:27 - 1.09:33]They also mention skiing and snowboarding as possible vacation activities.

[1.02:00 - 1.09:33]Overall, the group discusses their childhood Christmas traditions and memories, as well as their current traditions and plans for the holiday season.

[1.09:33 - 1.09:47] The speaker talks about their childhood experiences with skiing and snowboarding, and how it felt like a chore at the time.

[1.11:13 - 1.11:25]The speaker talks about their experiences working at a ski resort in Japan and how they had three white Christmases there.

[1.11:45 - 1.11:51]They mention that skiing and snowboarding is more enjoyable as an adult, especially with alcohol involved.

[1.12:38 - 1.12:46]They mention that going skiing can be expensive, especially if you have to travel to a different country for it.

[1.12:38 - 1.12:46]Overall, the speaker reflects on their experiences with skiing, snowboarding, and budget travel, and how they have come to enjoy spending time with family as an adult more than they did as a child.

[1.14:09 - 1.14:15]The speaker talks about their experiences with budget airlines, including a particularly unpleasant stay at an Easy Hotel near Luton airport.

[1.16:22 - 1.16:31]They mention the frustrating policies and fees of budget airlines, including the high cost of forgetting a ticket or having a carry-on that exceeds the weight limit.

[1.09:33 - 1.16:41]Skiing and snowboarding can feel like a chore as a child, but become more enjoyable as an adult, especially with alcohol involved.

[1.16:41 - 1.16:47] The speaker discusses their frustration with "arsehole designs" and excessive ads on websites.

[1.17:45 - 1.18:00]They mention their dislike of budget airline practices, such as charging for seat selection and not providing food on long flights.

[1.19:54 - 1.20:09]The speaker shares their experience flying with Norwegian Airlines and being uncomfortable and hungry on a 12-hour flight.

[1.20:15 - 1.20:25]They also mention a couple making out on the flight and feeling uncomfortable.

[1.22:14 - 1.22:26]The topic switches to Christmas movies and the speaker's dislike for them.

[1.23:09 - 1.23:17]They mention their attempt to convince someone that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

[1.23:23 - 1.23:35]The speaker shares two things they know they won't get along with someone over: a love for Disney movies and horseback riding.

[1.16:41 - 1.23:35]Overall, the speaker discusses their frustration with various aspects of travel and their dislike for Christmas movies.

[1.23:40 - 1.23:48]Two ways the speaker knows horse girls are "crazy"

[1.23:48 - 1.23:56]Horse girls will love their horse more than their significant other

[1.23:48 - 1.23:56]Horse girls are equivalent to car dudes

[1.23:48 - 1.23:56]Horse girls have a Honda Civic in their profile picture

[1.25:17 - 1.25:32]Family movies are a big part of Christmas for the speaker

[1.25:32 - 1.25:37]Parents have "shit-tasted" movies

[1.25:32 - 1.25:37]Definition of a "family movie" is unclear

[1.25:37 - 1.25:45]Speaker showed parents "Wolf Children"

[1.26:11 - 1.26:21]The only anime movies the speaker's dad enjoys are "Akira" and "Wicked City"

[1.26:11 - 1.26:21]The speaker's dad is strict about movies and only enjoys violent ones with nudity

[1.26:21 - 1.26:30]Parents don't typically watch animated movies

[1.26:21 - 1.26:30]To the speaker's parents, anything animated is for children

[1.26:47 - 1.26:53]No mention of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" on Christmas

[1.26:53 - 1.26:59]Bizarre movie choices for Christmas, such as "Wicked City"

[1.27:12 - 1.27:30]The idea of Christmas has changed for the speaker since becoming a YouTuber

[1.27:30 - 1.27:50]Christmas was the only big holiday for office workers

[1.28:41 - 1.28:52]The speaker has not seen their family in over a year due to living in Japan

[1.29:07 - 1.29:14]The speaker would normally have seen their family if not for COVID-19

[1.29:50 - 1.29:56]Christmas was a special holiday for the speaker growing up

[1.29:56 - 1.30:12]As the speaker grows older, they appreciate family traditions and spending time with family more

[1.30:13 - 1.30:24]The speaker wants to keep in touch with their family and instill values in their future child

[1.30:37 - 1.30:46]Christmas presents are no longer a big factor for the speaker

[1.30:52 - 1.31:00]The speaker's parents struggle to come up with gift ideas because the speaker buys everything they want

[1.23:35 - 1.31:00]A concise summary of the text is that the speaker discusses their views on horse girls, their family's Christmas traditions, and their changing perspective on the holiday as they grow older and become a YouTuber. They also mention their desire to stay connected with their family and instill values in their future child.

[1.31:00 - 1.31:06]Discussing the importance of having something to live for during Christmas

[1.31:07 - 1.31:20]Last year, the speaker and their family spent Christmas watching super monkey ball speed runs until 3am

[1.31:48 - 1.31:55]They also watched a Christmas movie, Die Hard, and realized it was actually a Christmas movie

[1.32:14 - 1.32:26]They talk about Bruce Willis and his recent films, mentioning a particularly bad one called "Hard Kill"

[1.34:09 - 1.34:23]They discuss how Bruce Willis no longer cares about acting and only does it for the money

[1.34:23 - 1.34:32]They speculate on what it would be like if YouTubers reached the same point as Bruce Willis

[1.36:34 - 1.36:42]The conversation shifts to action movies and how the 80s was a golden period for them

[1.37:27 - 1.37:32]They read off a list of Bruce Willis' recent film titles, all of which are straight-to-DVD

[1.37:45 - 1.37:51]They plan to watch one of these movies on Christmas and report back on how bad it is

[1.38:04 - 1.38:21]This Christmas will likely be the most depressing one due to the current world situation.

[1.38:21 - 1.38:27]They briefly mention Christmas in Japan and how it is different from Christmas in other countries

[1.31:00 - 1.38:27]The speakers discuss the importance of having something to live for during Christmas and reminisce about their previous Christmas spent watching super monkey ball speed runs and realizing Die Hard is a Christmas movie. They also discuss Bruce Willis' recent films and plan to watch one on Christmas. They briefly mention Christmas in Japan and how the current world situation will make this Christmas the most depressing one yet.

[1.38:27 - 1.38:47] Christmas in Japan is sponsored by KFC.

[1.38:53 - 1.39:03]The theory behind this is that Colonel Sanders looks like Santa and the KFC colors match Christmas colors.

[1.39:09 - 1.39:20]It was a marketing ploy by KFC that became popular due to the lack of other options for a Christmas dinner in Japan.

[1.40:03 - 1.40:10]Christmas in Japan is more of a date night or a beta Valentine's Day, rather than a family holiday.

[1.40:10 - 1.40:23]New Year's is also a big holiday in Japan, but it is more of a Buddhist family event.

[1.40:37 - 1.40:45]The speaker plans to go to Natsuki's place for Christmas and have KFC, which will be their first time experiencing a Japanese Christmas.

[1.41:13 - 1.41:23]The speaker believes that British KFC is better than American KFC.

[1.43:32 - 1.43:38]Christmas for the speaker is more about spending time with friends and family rather than the actual day.

[1.44:09 - 1.44:17]New Year's alone can be more depressing than Christmas alone.

[1.44:17 - 1.44:40]The speaker had a bad experience working on New Year's in a blizzard and having to shovel frozen sewage.

[1.45:25 - 1.45:51]New Year's Eve is often overhyped and ends up being a letdown.

[1.38:27 - 1.46:24]Christmas in Japan is sponsored by KFC and is more of a date night or beta Valentine's Day than a family holiday. New Year's is a Buddhist family event in Japan. The speaker plans to experience a Japanese Christmas with KFC for the first time. They also discuss the differences between British and American KFC and the fact that Christmas is more about spending time with loved ones than the day itself. New Year's can be more depressing than Christmas, and the speaker shares a negative experience working on New Year's. They also mention the overhyped nature of New Year's Eve and the common experience of FOMO.

[1.46:33 - 1.46:47] The speaker talks about how New Year's Eve can be depressing and stressful, with difficulty finding taxis and deciding on plans.

[1.46:47 - 1.46:56]They mention that the only winners on New Year's Eve are Uber drivers.

[1.46:56 - 1.47:07]The speaker expresses their hatred for New Year's Eve and the pressure to do something exciting.

[1.47:29 - 1.47:47]They discuss the struggle of trying to find a good place to celebrate and not wanting to be the one responsible for a bad night.

[1.48:47 - 1.48:58]They talk about the difficulty of finding a house party and relying on rumors and contacts to get in.

[1.48:58 - 1.49:05]The speaker reminisces about their teenage years and how they would go to house parties, often getting kicked out or not being able to get in.

[1.49:49 - 1.49:55]The speaker mentions a friend who got blackout drunk before midnight on New Year's Eve.

[1.50:19 - 1.50:25]They thank their patrons and discuss the success of their recent hentai episode.

[1.51:11 - 1.51:23]The speaker promotes their Patreon and social media accounts.

[1.51:42 - 1.51:52]They wish their listeners a Merry Christmas and hope for a non-depressing New Year.

[1.51:42 - 1.51:52]This is the last episode of 2020 and they hope that 2021 will be better.

[1.46:24 - 1.52:13]The speaker discusses their dislike for New Year's Eve and the difficulty of finding a good place to celebrate. They also mention their teenage years of going to house parties and relying on rumors to get in. They thank their patrons and promote their social media accounts. They wish their listeners a Merry Christmas and hope for a better 2021.