Jschlatt Is A Bad Influence | The Yard
[00:00 - 02:05]They come up with a hypothetical scenario where a person is in a zoo exhibit playing video games while people put their penises in a hole for him to suck, but he is unaware of it
[00:10 - 01:50]One person is eating a bagel while on camera
[02:05 - 07:37]They come up with a hypothetical scenario where a person is in a zoo exhibit playing video games while people put their penises in a hole for him to suck, but he is unaware of it
[06:37 - 06:48]The speaker wishes they could do something (possibly related to an activity or sport) and mentions that it is better than the last time.
[06:49 - 07:17]They continue to joke about the bagel and the person eating it
[06:49 - 07:17]The speaker recalls a time when they made someone's life miserable by making a joke about them needing a smaller pillow.
[07:17 - 07:43]This person is said to be one of the top players in the world.
[07:17 - 09:38]One person is eating a bagel while on camera
[07:43 - 09:25]They mention having trouble with their editors and wanting to put them in a "Penn Octagon" (possibly a play on words for the Panopticon prison design).
[07:43 - 09:46]They discuss the concept of a "panopticon" and joke about a similar scenario involving cocks
[08:11 - 08:43]The speaker mentions a previous incident where Shake was trying to take a bad picture of them, but couldn't.
[08:23 - 09:46]People comment on how good the burger looks.
[08:50 - 08:57]The speaker and others apologize to someone named Shake, possibly for making fun of them.
[09:46 - 10:03]The speaker talks about sending their editors raw footage to work on.
[09:46 - 11:10]They mention filming and production terms and joke about making a silent film
[10:04 - 10:50]The speaker recalls a time when they made someone's life miserable by making a joke about them needing a smaller pillow.
[10:11 - 10:16]The speaker and others apologize to someone named Shake, possibly for making fun of them.
[10:17 - 10:45]One person says something that may offend some people, but they brush it off and continue their conversation
[10:23 - 10:45]The speaker has an idea about pushing for income equality and makes a joke about it.
[10:51 - 11:04]They mention having trouble with their editors and wanting to put them in a "Penn Octagon" (possibly a play on words for the Panopticon prison design).
[11:04 - 11:17]The speaker talks about sending their editors raw footage to work on.
[11:10 - 12:28]They continue to joke about the bagel and the person eating it
[11:18 - 12:03]One person says something that may offend some people, but they brush it off and continue their conversation
[11:18 - 12:11]They mention a specific editor who made a mistake in a video by using footage of the speaker saying "I fucked up" multiple times.
[12:11 - 13:53]The speaker talks about another editor who is into trapping birds and shows pictures of the birds they have captured.
[12:16 - 12:47]They come up with a hypothetical scenario where a person is in a zoo exhibit playing video games while people put their penises in a hole for him to suck, but he is unaware of it
[13:09 - 13:14]They mention having trouble with their editors and wanting to put them in a "Penn Octagon" (possibly a play on words for the Panopticon prison design).
[13:26 - 13:45]The speaker talks about another editor who is into trapping birds and shows pictures of the birds they have captured.
[13:54 - 14:08]They mention that this editor is not a "normal" person.
[14:16 - 14:39]The speaker and others apologize to someone named Shake, possibly for making fun of them.
[14:39 - 14:57]They mention going to a Mexican restaurant and trying a burger.
[14:58 - 15:59]People comment on how good the burger looks.
[15:18 - 15:51]The speaker mentions a previous incident where Shake was trying to take a bad picture of them, but couldn't.
[16:07 - 17:01]A conversation between two individuals about a man who is constantly in their nightmares is discussed
[16:20 - 16:44]They joke about sending him a basket and how he gets paid good money
[16:20 - 16:50]The speaker mentions a time when they were high and someone else was doing QuickBooks.
[17:01 - 18:48]The conversation turns to a dinner they had with the man at a steakhouse, where he ordered for the table and was referred to as "Dad" for the night
[17:42 - 19:26]The conversation then shifts to a dessert platter and how the man made a funny comment about the cheesecake
[18:33 - 19:31]The man's love for steak houses is brought up again and they joke about him ordering for the table and knowing the origins of the beef
[20:13 - 20:24]The conversation ends with a discussion about wearing diapers and it being considered naked, with one individual joking about having a medical condition of loving being a baby.
[20:24 - 21:00]The conversation turns to a dinner they had with the man at a steakhouse, where he ordered for the table and was referred to as "Dad" for the night
[20:49 - 21:11]They discuss how the man has a superpower of remembering everything and using it to be a "supervillain"
[21:51 - 24:32]The conversation then shifts to a dessert platter and how the man made a funny comment about the cheesecake
[23:41 - 24:19]The conversation then shifts to a sketch comedy group and how they want them on their show, with one individual expressing hesitation about inviting their friend
[24:20 - 26:37]The conversation turns to a dinner they had with the man at a steakhouse, where he ordered for the table and was referred to as "Dad" for the night
[26:37 - 28:33]The conversation ends with a discussion about wearing diapers and it being considered naked, with one individual joking about having a medical condition of loving being a baby.
[28:33 - 31:01]One person made a YouTube short about their Japanese teacher walking in on him having sex.
[31:01 - 32:45]A group of people are having a conversation about various topics.
[31:25 - 34:04]They also discuss who they would root for in a game of melee if Hitler was playing against Hungrybox.
[32:53 - 33:13]They mention a man named James who is not considered to be a bad person.
[33:52 - 36:42]The conversation turns to battle rap and a video of Ludwig getting embarrassed is shown.
[35:24 - 36:36]A group of people are having a conversation about various topics.
[35:45 - 37:32]The conversation turns to battle rap and a video of Ludwig getting embarrassed is shown.
[37:32 - 39:06]They discuss the success and positive feedback of their show, Unpaid Intern.
[38:29 - 40:51]They briefly mention someone who has cheated on their wife and someone who smokes a lot of marijuana.
[38:29 - 40:51]The speaker’s friend from high school and two others messaged him about watching the show
[38:34 - 39:25]The speaker’s friend from high school congratulates him on a show
[39:52 - 41:24]The speaker’s friend from high school and two others messaged him about watching the show
[40:06 - 40:45]They mention another person who is known for dating multiple people at once.
[41:25 - 42:19]The speaker recalls a time when the friend laughed at him for reaching 700 in a game
[41:41 - 43:46]The speaker and friend argue about the friend’s reaction, with the speaker feeling hurt
[41:48 - 41:53]The speaker reveals that his friend, Nick, comes to the office just to eat his Factor meal
[41:55 - 42:00]The speaker talks about a sponsor, Factor, and how his girlfriend likes their food
[42:51 - 43:16]The speaker and friend argue about the friend’s reaction, with the speaker feeling hurt
[43:29 - 43:57]The speaker recalls a time when the friend laughed at him for reaching 700 in a game
[43:47 - 44:27]They discuss different types of “LOL” and realize they are getting old
[44:40 - 45:27]The speaker talks about a sponsor, Factor, and how his girlfriend likes their food
[46:31 - 48:06]The speaker and friend argue about the friend’s reaction, with the speaker feeling hurt
[46:42 - 47:28]The speaker recalls a time when the friend laughed at him for reaching 700 in a game
[47:53 - 50:09]Aiden makes a comment about someone's basketball shot being weird
[48:06 - 50:03]The speaker and friend argue about the friend’s reaction, with the speaker feeling hurt
[48:37 - 49:09]The group discusses how people have improved at basketball since they first started playing together
[49:10 - 51:11]Kelby intervenes and tells Aiden that his comment was not productive
[49:39 - 51:05]The conversation ends with a mention of the children watching them and being smart.
[50:40 - 50:47]Ludwig mentions that he has a high shooting percentage despite having an ugly shot
[51:11 - 52:29]They discuss how Kelby scouts and ranks players during games
[51:57 - 53:38]Aiden makes a comment about someone's basketball shot being weird
[53:51 - 54:49]Ludwig expresses frustration with being fouled and his girlfriend not liking basketball
[54:30 - 55:15]They talk about how people have learned to defend Ludwig by fouling him
[55:16 - 56:15]Aiden makes a comment about someone's basketball shot being weird
[55:53 - 56:15]They talk about learning traditional fighters and how it differs from Melee
[56:16 - 56:50]The group discusses how people have improved at basketball since they first started playing together
[56:16 - 56:50]They discuss the downfall of activities they all enjoy and whether they would participate in a kickball or boxing tournament
[56:37 - 57:16]The conversation ends with a mention of the children watching them and being smart.
[56:37 - 57:16]They also talk about watching little kids navigate Japan
[57:16 - 58:56]They mention someone named Nick Inley who seems to be a Hobby Lobby
[57:28 - 58:50]They discuss the downfall of activities they all enjoy and whether they would participate in a kickball or boxing tournament
[57:40 - 58:13]Group is discussing various hobbies and activities
[58:30 - 59:07]They mention someone named Nick Inley who seems to be a Hobby Lobby
[59:08 - 59:34]They briefly discuss Soul Calibur and how they used to play it as children
[59:35 - 1.00:09]They joke about playing a game of League of Legends with a quintuple team of Me, Josh Man, Peter, my mom and Your mom
[1.00:09 - 1.00:35]They also talk about watching little kids navigate Japan
[1.00:15 - 1.00:22]They joke about playing a game of League of Legends with a quintuple team of Me, Josh Man, Peter, my mom and Your mom
[1.00:24 - 1.01:02]They mention Lily and her love for playing Tekken, and Josh's skills in attacking
[1.00:43 - 1.00:50]They talk about learning traditional fighters and how it differs from Melee
[1.00:50 - 1.01:47]They mention Lily and her love for playing Tekken, and Josh's skills in attacking
[1.01:48 - 1.03:29]They mention a tournament called Pogchamps for Tekken
[1.01:54 - 1.02:37]They talk about learning traditional fighters and how it differs from Melee
[1.02:00 - 1.03:17]They briefly discuss Soul Calibur and how they used to play it as children
[1.03:17 - 1.03:55]They joke about playing a game of League of Legends with a quintuple team of Me, Josh Man, Peter, my mom and Your mom
[1.03:24 - 1.03:35]Peter messaged about new Berserk manga release
[1.03:36 - 1.03:55]Playing Valorant and streaming more often
[1.03:55 - 1.04:12]Disrespectful comments made about a woman and being corrected by others
[1.04:12 - 1.05:20]Plans to take someone to Earth expand and watching French news
[1.05:08 - 1.06:34]Mention of a Jackie Chan statue and a possible trade
[1.05:35 - 1.07:04]Reference to an unpaid intern sketch and use of Amazon stream items as props
[1.06:19 - 1.07:29]Mention of a Jackie Chan statue and a possible trade
[1.07:16 - 1.10:15]Mention of a previous incident involving a crush and a hug goodbye
[1.09:44 - 1.11:33]Questioning if a friend is interested in hanging out and conversation with them on the phone.
[1.10:15 - 1.10:27]Playing Valorant and streaming more often
[1.11:11 - 1.12:34]Mention of a previous incident involving a crush and a hug goodbye
[1.11:42 - 1.13:36]Questioning if a friend is interested in hanging out and conversation with them on the phone.
[1.12:34 - 1.13:47]Mention of a previous incident involving a crush and a hug goodbye
[1.13:47 - 1.14:39]The speaker is discussing a Japanese massage place that they went to with their friend.
[1.14:04 - 1.15:14]The speaker has never gotten a lot of massages in their life, but they enjoyed the experience.
[1.14:59 - 1.15:52]The massage therapist also mounted the speaker's back and used slow, methodical moves to stretch their legs.
[1.15:52 - 1.16:42]The speaker mentions being supposed to be an assistant on a project, but ultimately decided not to do it.
[1.15:59 - 1.17:53]The speaker mentions getting a boner during the massage, which their friend points out.
[1.17:28 - 1.20:36]There is a discussion about a dispensary taking over a Japanese restaurant in Little Tokyo.
[1.20:15 - 1.20:31]The speaker is discussing a Japanese massage place that they went to with their friend.
[1.20:37 - 1.21:59]The conversation turns to fast food, with the speaker mentioning trying the cheapest item at every fast food place when they were younger.
[1.21:59 - 1.23:05]They bring up a video with a segment about a place called "wah wah" and the speaker makes a joke about it being all water when they're thirsty.
[1.22:05 - 1.22:10]Dubbin and Stans discuss getting frustrated with each other and the speaker mentions that they feel better now that Dubbin has left.
[1.22:11 - 1.22:54]They bring up a video with a segment about a place called "wah wah" and the speaker makes a joke about it being all water when they're thirsty.
[1.22:54 - 1.23:31]The speaker mentions being supposed to be an assistant on a project, but ultimately decided not to do it.
[1.23:31 - 1.24:30]They discuss attempting the reverse speak challenge, but found it difficult.
[1.24:54 - 1.25:17]They mention wanting to be on the project, but also wanting clearer instructions.
[1.25:17 - 1.26:29]Dubbin and Stans discuss getting frustrated with each other and the speaker mentions that they feel better now that Dubbin has left.
[1.26:15 - 1.26:21]The speaker has never gotten a lot of massages in their life, but they enjoyed the experience.