[00:03 - 04:37]The speaker talks about a party she attended with her sister, where they played Yahtzee and had drinks.

[04:37 - 07:03]Later, the sister convinces the speaker to go to the party, which turns out to be at a house the speaker had seen before.

[04:57 - 06:40]The speaker's friends text her after an earthquake, causing a humorous exchange.

[05:55 - 08:17]Later, the sister convinces the speaker to go to the party, which turns out to be at a house the speaker had seen before.

[07:47 - 08:03]The speaker's friends text her after an earthquake, causing a humorous exchange.

[08:17 - 09:42]They arrive at the party and are the only white people there. They drink and hang out with other party-goers.

[09:42 - 11:59]The speaker and her sister play basketball at the party and eventually leave. On her way home, the speaker sees trash and red cups outside the party house.

[09:50 - 12:30]One person wanted to be good at basketball but had been drinking and couldn't make any shots.

[10:22 - 12:54]He then grabbed the narrator's hand and put it on his boner, causing her to react with shock and confusion.

[10:33 - 10:55]The narrator and her friend eventually left the party and discussed the creepy encounter the next day.

[10:39 - 12:47]Later, the sister convinces the speaker to go to the party, which turns out to be at a house the speaker had seen before.

[11:45 - 12:47]The narrator leaves the party with powdered donuts in her pocket, but they end up getting smudged.

[12:30 - 12:39]The narrator and her friend eventually left the party and discussed the creepy encounter the next day.

[12:54 - 13:20]Two people were playing basketball in their swimsuits and were joined by two men and a woman.

[13:21 - 15:30]He then grabbed the narrator's hand and put it on his boner, causing her to react with shock and confusion.

[13:27 - 13:44]They also discussed how the rest of the partygoers were nice, but the creepy guy's behavior was not okay.

[15:31 - 16:23]Two people were playing basketball in their swimsuits and were joined by two men and a woman.

[16:41 - 19:24]They wonder if the creepy guy's move has ever worked on someone before.

[18:02 - 20:35]The narrator and her friend eventually left the party and discussed the creepy encounter the next day.

[18:02 - 20:47]The speaker shares a story about a night where they went to a party and ended up running home with their sister.

[18:09 - 18:48]The speaker talks about accepting an invitation to another party and spending most of their time with the puppy and some girls in a jacuzzi.

[19:08 - 20:09]The puppy was a little gray Frenchie that was leashed up and being bad.

[19:08 - 20:22]He then grabbed the narrator's hand and put it on his boner, causing her to react with shock and confusion.

[19:16 - 19:24]The speaker reveals that they were exploring a house but it became overwhelming.

[19:44 - 20:02]The speaker talks about accepting an invitation to another party and spending most of their time with the puppy and some girls in a jacuzzi.

[20:09 - 20:35]The speaker's sister compliments a girl's eyes, not realizing they were wearing fake contacts.

[20:47 - 22:19]They hung out with a group of old people in the mountains, as their dad used to hang glide with them.

[22:08 - 22:40]The speaker talks about accepting an invitation to another party and spending most of their time with the puppy and some girls in a jacuzzi.

[22:40 - 23:36]They mention talking about their astrological signs with the girls.

[22:46 - 23:28]The speaker shares a story about a night where they went to a party and ended up running home with their sister.

[23:13 - 24:51]They talk about seeing the Milky Way in the wilderness.

[23:37 - 23:49]The speaker reveals that they were exploring a house but it became overwhelming.

[24:02 - 24:26]The speaker's Saturday was more eventful than the Fourth of July weekend.

[24:51 - 25:10]They mention feeling the second earthquake in a movie theater during the climax of Spider-Man.

[25:11 - 25:34]The speaker reveals that they were exploring a house but it became overwhelming.

[26:00 - 26:27]The speaker didn't feel the first earthquake because they were asleep, but the second one was intense.

[26:14 - 26:20]The speaker's Saturday was more eventful than the Fourth of July weekend.

[26:27 - 26:40]The speaker didn't feel the first earthquake because they were asleep, but the second one was intense.

[26:41 - 27:07]They mention buying rhinestone sketches at a mall during the second earthquake.

[27:08 - 28:09]The speaker didn't feel the first earthquake because they were asleep, but the second one was intense.

[27:20 - 27:48]They mention buying rhinestone sketches at a mall during the second earthquake.

[27:33 - 27:41]The speaker's friends check in to make sure they are okay after not tweeting about the earthquake.

[27:33 - 28:14]One person talks about their frozen reaction during the earthquake

[27:56 - 28:09]Two individuals discuss the recent earthquake that happened in California

[27:56 - 28:41]The speaker reveals that they have not felt a significant earthquake in LA, despite people warning them about "the big one."

[28:09 - 28:20]The speaker's friends check in to make sure they are okay after not tweeting about the earthquake.

[28:15 - 28:20]They mention sending memes and having group chats with friends during the earthquake

[28:20 - 28:41]Two individuals discuss the recent earthquake that happened in California

[28:41 - 29:00]The speaker didn't feel the first earthquake because they were asleep, but the second one was intense.

[28:41 - 29:00]One person talks about their frozen reaction during the earthquake

[29:00 - 29:23]They mention the possibility of Portland falling into the ocean

[29:09 - 29:15]The conversation shifts to the potential for a larger earthquake in the Portland area, due to the Cascadia Subduction Zone

[29:24 - 29:52]The last major earthquake in the area was 161 years ago

[29:52 - 30:10]The group discusses the Midwest's natural disasters compared to California's earthquakes

[30:10 - 30:37]One person mentions a Weezer branded emergency kit that plays music when opened

[30:37 - 31:25]One person talks about their frozen reaction during the earthquake

[30:53 - 31:07]They joke about the possibility of Smosh creating their own emergency kit

[31:33 - 33:00]The group discusses proper safety measures during an earthquake, including protecting the head and neck and making noise to be heard if trapped

[33:00 - 33:13]One person talks about their frozen reaction during the earthquake

[33:13 - 33:45]They also mention the potential danger of taking a selfie during an earthquake

[33:45 - 33:52]They joke about the possibility of Smosh creating their own emergency kit

[33:52 - 33:57]The conversation shifts to a sponsored advertisement for Mac Weldon clothing

[33:58 - 34:20]They talk about the importance of comfortable clothing, particularly underwear, for everyday life

[34:21 - 34:57]The conversation shifts to a sponsored advertisement for Mac Weldon clothing

[34:58 - 35:03]They mention the fear and uncertainty surrounding the situation

[35:04 - 35:24]The conversation ends with a mention of filming multiple episodes in one sitting.

[35:04 - 36:14]The speaker is discussing why they did not create a character for the other person in the Sims game

[35:15 - 36:00]The speaker explains that it was not intentional and they were practicing with the game

[36:14 - 36:35]The other person suggests that they continue teasing that the character will be created but never actually do it

[36:35 - 38:36]They discuss the option of same-sex couples being able to have children in the game

[37:49 - 39:10]The speaker talks about receiving comments on their gameplay and using cheat codes in Sims 4

[38:36 - 39:18]The speaker mentions making other characters, including Claudio and Courtney Freakin' Miller

[39:18 - 39:41]The speaker talks about receiving comments on their gameplay and using cheat codes in Sims 4

[39:42 - 41:07]They discuss the difficulty of killing characters in Sims 4 compared to previous versions

[39:48 - 40:09]The speaker talks about receiving comments on their gameplay and using cheat codes in Sims 4

[40:16 - 41:21]They discuss the difficulty of killing characters in Sims 4 compared to previous versions

[41:07 - 43:29]The speaker shares a fun fact about Spam and the origins of its name

[43:34 - 44:42]They discuss the taste of human flesh and its similarities to pork

[44:42 - 45:21]The speaker talks about their childhood and living in different countries due to their father's military career

[44:49 - 46:41]They mention that the other person is currently in Mallorca and will be jet lagged for VidCon.

[45:21 - 45:27]The speaker talks about their childhood and living in different countries due to their father's military career

[45:28 - 46:25]They mention traveling to different countries in Europe and the luxury of being able to do so

[46:26 - 47:14]They will be doing a live podcast at VidCon

[46:50 - 48:34]They have both been to every VidCon since its inception

[47:46 - 48:06]They will be doing a live podcast at VidCon

[48:34 - 50:28]Olivia and the speaker both moved to LA in May 2015, with Olivia pursuing acting and the speaker working at Defy and Clever

[49:06 - 49:24]The speaker has been through multiple shutdowns in their career, including being hired at Game Show Network and then being laid off after three months

[50:01 - 51:46]The speaker started as a coordinator and worked their way up to their current position at Smosh

[50:29 - 52:34]They both reflect on the struggles and limitations of the acting industry, including the constant rejection and the pressure to fit a certain mold

[52:14 - 54:36]The speaker started as a coordinator and worked their way up to their current position at Smosh

[52:34 - 54:14]They both reflect on the struggles and limitations of the acting industry, including the constant rejection and the pressure to fit a certain mold

[54:36 - 54:51]The speaker started as a coordinator and worked their way up to their current position at Smosh

[54:51 - 55:37]They both continue to be inspired by their work at Smosh.

[55:38 - 58:52]They both reflect on the struggles and limitations of the acting industry, including the constant rejection and the pressure to fit a certain mold

[58:28 - 1.00:04]The speaker started as a coordinator and worked their way up to their current position at Smosh

[1.00:04 - 1.01:42]They both reflect on the struggles and limitations of the acting industry, including the constant rejection and the pressure to fit a certain mold

[1.00:46 - 1.03:21]Olivia also tried beauty pageants but ultimately decided it wasn't for her and she is worth more than just her appearance

[1.01:57 - 1.02:44]The speaker talks about their insecurities and their self-deprecating personality

[1.02:44 - 1.04:50]They discuss how they came to work at Smosh and the support and inspiration they have received from their coworkers

[1.03:40 - 1.09:16]The conversation shifts to the representation of women and minorities in comedy and how it has evolved at Smosh

[1.09:17 - 1.10:46]They mention the success of sketches such as "Every Period Ever" and "Every Pregnancy Ever"

[1.09:22 - 1.11:28]The conversation shifts to the representation of women and minorities in comedy and how it has evolved at Smosh

[1.11:30 - 1.14:23]The speaker talks about their struggles with digestion and their love for Kombucha

[1.11:37 - 1.16:00]They discuss the importance of giving skincare products a fair trial period before judging their effectiveness

[1.15:33 - 1.17:41]The podcast ends with a reminder to follow Smosh on social media and to check out their merchandise at the Smosh store.