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[00:00 - 00:52]The speaker is accused of making coffee that tastes bad and is accused of not cleaning the coffee maker


[00:53 - 02:07]The speaker talks about his recent trip to Sweden and something that happened on the first day he arrived.


[01:08 - 01:49]The group welcomes someone named Jordan to the podcast and they discuss how they are now in double digits in terms of episodes


[01:49 - 02:00]They discuss a partnership between Mr. Beast and Coinbase and how they have not received any codes for promotions


[02:07 - 02:56]They discuss the nicknames Jimmy and James and the relationship between them


[02:58 - 03:45]The speaker talks about his recent trip to Sweden and something that happened on the first day he arrived.


[03:45 - 05:25]The speaker's friend Luke invites him to North Carolina and he initially declines, but is eventually convinced to come


[04:07 - 05:33]The speaker talks about his recent trip to Sweden and something that happened on the first day he arrived.


[05:14 - 06:11]They discuss a potential ominous plan involving Bitcoin and Mr. Beast


[06:11 - 08:09]They talk about a person who sends them a daily DM with a gift of "Wubby" and how they have not replied


[08:14 - 08:55]The speaker talks about how he is grateful to not be a woman due to the treatment they undergo


[08:56 - 10:57]The speaker talks about his recent trip to Sweden and something that happened on the first day he arrived.


[09:02 - 10:23]The speaker talks about how Mr. Beast invited him to come to Puerto Rico with the podcast and potentially his girlfriend


[10:08 - 10:51]They discuss a video where Mr. Beast sent his group to the seven wonders of the world, but never uploaded it


[10:23 - 13:35]The speaker mentions that one of the women is good looking but older.


[10:43 - 13:27]The group goes out to get food and catch up before heading to a bar where they continue to drink and get drunk.


[10:57 - 11:24]Two older women (35-50 years old) come to their table and start talking to them.


[10:57 - 11:29]The speaker talks about his recent trip to Sweden and something that happened on the first day he arrived.


[11:24 - 11:29]The speaker and the woman continue to talk while the other woman leaves.


[12:19 - 12:54]The speaker mentions their age (31) and the woman reveals she is 33.


[13:35 - 14:33]They discuss the idea of jerking off at the Seven Wonders of the World and beacons falling from the sky.


[14:00 - 15:27]The speaker mentions that one of the women is good looking but older.


[14:15 - 16:29]The group goes out to get food and catch up before heading to a bar where they continue to drink and get drunk.


[15:15 - 17:19]Two older women (35-50 years old) come to their table and start talking to them.


[16:01 - 18:38]The speaker mentions that one of the women is good looking but older.


[17:19 - 17:48]The speaker and the woman continue to talk while the other woman leaves.


[18:01 - 19:15]The speaker mentions their age (31) and the woman reveals she is 33.


[18:38 - 20:44]The speaker and the woman continue to talk while the other woman leaves.


[19:15 - 19:56]The speaker mentions their age (31) and the woman reveals she is 33.


[19:31 - 22:48]The speaker jokingly mentions that they have to be over the age of 22 to participate in the conversation.


[19:57 - 21:04]The speaker meets a woman and she asks him if he wants to leave with her


[21:04 - 23:26]She suggests they ask and the speaker reluctantly agrees


[21:24 - 23:02]The speaker mentions that one of the women is good looking but older.


[21:59 - 23:53]The speaker meets a woman and she asks him if he wants to leave with her


[22:08 - 22:19]The speaker goes back to the woman and says he doesn't want to go to a hotel


[22:49 - 25:09]The speaker is ready to give up, but the woman persists and finally finds a hotel


[23:59 - 24:32]They had extra money to spend and decided to explore the city.


[23:59 - 25:35]The speaker pays for the room and they hook up


[24:15 - 25:22]The speaker bought a cool hat.


[24:33 - 27:47]The speaker had a "walk of shame" back to their hotel.


[24:47 - 26:49]She suggests they ask and the speaker reluctantly agrees


[26:17 - 28:26]The speaker mentions a Swedish social system that doesn't exist for breakups.


[26:49 - 27:09]The speaker gets to know her better and her story checks out


[27:09 - 29:33]The speaker is ready to give up, but the woman persists and finally finds a hotel


[27:20 - 29:11]The speaker pays for the room and they hook up


[27:35 - 30:36]The speaker is ready to give up, but the woman persists and finally finds a hotel


[28:27 - 30:57]The speaker had a "walk of shame" back to their hotel.


[29:17 - 31:27]The speaker does not have a picture of her, but has had sex with others without a picture before.


[31:08 - 32:40]They discuss their feelings towards Sweden and the differences between American and Swedish society.


[31:27 - 32:14]The speaker goes back to the woman and says he doesn't want to go to a hotel


[31:40 - 31:46]The speaker goes to his friend and tells him the situation, his friend is not interested


[32:14 - 33:50]The speaker is staying with friends and doesn't think they will let him bring her back


[32:14 - 33:50]The speaker mentions a Swedish social system that doesn't exist for breakups.


[33:36 - 34:24]The argument that crop tops are often seen as feminine and for Ludwig to wear them is embracing his masculinity


[33:36 - 40:31]The speaker bought a cool hat.


[33:42 - 33:50]Argument that crop tops are different from other clothing items, such as crocs


[33:51 - 34:45]Mention of other clothing choices, such as Naruto shirt and strawberry shorts


[34:33 - 34:39]Argument that crop tops are different from other clothing items, such as crocs


[34:45 - 35:10]Empowerment in wearing crop tops without irony


[34:59 - 35:17]Discussion about wearing crop shirts and whether it is done ironically or for comfort


[35:17 - 35:58]Mention of other clothing choices, such as Naruto shirt and strawberry shorts


[35:58 - 36:44]Argument that crop tops are different from other clothing items, such as crocs


[36:44 - 37:21]The argument that crop tops are often seen as feminine and for Ludwig to wear them is embracing his masculinity


[37:23 - 37:51]Empowerment in wearing crop tops without irony


[37:51 - 38:51]Discussion of the "fun shirt bin" and footage of Ludwig looking through it


[38:09 - 39:20]Person took a day off work out of nowhere and went to the zoo with friends


[38:29 - 41:21]They saw various animals and had a fun time, including a funny outfit worn by one friend


[38:44 - 40:20]The next day, they explored the city and visited a zoo.


[38:51 - 39:20]Observation about Ludwig's arm appearing swollen in the video footage.


[39:45 - 39:56]The speaker bought a cool hat.


[40:56 - 42:15]They joke about being cringe travel bloggers and mention a previous episode where they talked about European viewership


[41:21 - 43:37]They discuss plans for future trips, including a trip to Italy that has already been booked without asking one friend


[42:23 - 44:14]There is a debate about whether travel is an inherently good idea


[42:42 - 44:03]They discuss plans for future trips, including a trip to Italy that has already been booked without asking one friend


[43:44 - 44:43]They joke about being cringe travel bloggers and mention a previous episode where they talked about European viewership


[46:02 - 47:15]They discuss plans for future trips, including a trip to Italy that has already been booked without asking one friend


[47:15 - 48:26]One person shares a personal experience of being confronted by Europeans about the US election


[48:26 - 50:21]They joke about the king and queen of Sweden and compare them to Mario and Peach.


[50:10 - 53:04]The speaker discusses alternative Twitter accounts and how some people have them


[51:13 - 52:00]They suggest that having an alt account may create a smaller, more supportive community and allow for more personal and controversial opinions to be expressed


[53:04 - 54:04]They mention Mr. Beast's recent video promoting Coinbase


[53:27 - 53:40]They discuss the power of Instagram ads and how they often lead to impulsive purchases


[54:04 - 55:26]The speaker talks about buying items from ads on TikTok and feeling better about it because they are watching the creator make the product in real time.


[54:16 - 58:59]The speaker expresses excitement and gratitude for the opportunity and mentions being out of shape but still having fun


[56:36 - 57:02]The speaker questions the purpose and necessity of having an alt account, specifically mentioning someone named Princess Pokemon and her alt account


[57:32 - 59:30]They share a personal anecdote about hanging out with Noel Miller and going rock climbing with him


[59:30 - 1.00:56]The speaker discusses the potential for CSGO knives to become NFTs and make them rich, but also expresses confusion and frustration with the concept


[1.00:56 - 1.01:20]The speaker talks about buying items from ads on TikTok and feeling better about it because they are watching the creator make the product in real time.


[1.01:20 - 1.01:58]The speaker discusses the potential for CSGO knives to become NFTs and make them rich, but also expresses confusion and frustration with the concept


[1.01:58 - 1.03:09]They share a personal anecdote about hanging out with Noel Miller and going rock climbing with him


[1.03:09 - 1.05:08]They discuss the power of Instagram ads and how they often lead to impulsive purchases


[1.04:09 - 1.04:47]The speaker discusses how he often sees pictures of hoodies online that he thinks are cool.


[1.04:09 - 1.05:01]The speaker talks about buying items from ads on TikTok and feeling better about it because they are watching the creator make the product in real time.


[1.04:27 - 1.05:13]He goes to Target and sees the hoodies in person, but realizes that he was previously made fun of for liking them.


[1.05:13 - 1.06:49]The speaker then reveals that he accidentally sat on his shampoo bottle and had a surprising discovery about himself.


[1.05:24 - 1.07:38]They then discuss buying a dildo for a gag and the speaker shares a story about using it as a joke and accidentally ejaculating.


[1.06:35 - 1.08:42]The speaker then reveals that he accidentally sat on his shampoo bottle and had a surprising discovery about himself.


[1.08:42 - 1.10:06]The speaker reveals that his dildo got a skin infection from not being cleaned properly.


[1.10:06 - 1.10:44]Years later, the speaker's lip starts swelling again and he panics, but his girlfriend helps him get rid of it.


[1.10:44 - 1.12:30]He then discusses taking Accutane and getting a staph infection in his face, resulting in a permanent scar.


[1.11:45 - 1.12:17]Years later, the speaker's lip starts swelling again and he panics, but his girlfriend helps him get rid of it.


[1.12:30 - 1.12:59]The speaker discusses how he often sees pictures of hoodies online that he thinks are cool.


[1.12:59 - 1.15:01]Years later, the speaker's lip starts swelling again and he panics, but his girlfriend helps him get rid of it.


[1.14:24 - 1.15:26]The speaker is discussing a past experience at the hospital with their friend.


[1.15:26 - 1.16:39]The speaker went to the hospital again and had to wait a long time to be seen.


[1.16:16 - 1.18:13]The speaker is discussing a past experience at the hospital with their friend.


[1.18:00 - 1.19:50]The speaker went to the hospital again and had to wait a long time to be seen.


[1.21:14 - 1.22:46]The speaker is discussing a past experience at the hospital with their friend.


[1.22:06 - 1.22:29]The speaker's friend described a scam involving car insurance.


[1.22:46 - 1.23:27]The speaker went to the hospital again and had to wait a long time to be seen.


[1.22:58 - 1.24:19]The speaker's friend described a scam involving car insurance.


[1.24:19 - 1.24:46]The speaker's friend sent a message to the group chat asking how they were doing.