[00:10 - 00:38]Two hosts welcome listeners to the Assless Chaps podcast

[01:11 - 01:23]They discuss wanting to wake up to news updates and using clock radios

[01:57 - 02:21]They talk about associating different sounds with different stages of life

[02:29 - 02:39]One host talks about his ex-girlfriend's perfume triggering memories

[03:28 - 03:33]They discuss using smells to aid in test preparation

[03:42 - 03:58]One host shares a surreal experience with an emotional Uber driver

[05:09 - 05:24]He explains that he is going through a separation with his wife and has had multiple separations in the past

[05:47 - 05:59]The driver has a drawing from his son's friend in the back seat and has a breakdown

[06:31 - 06:43]The hosts discuss wanting to have conversations with Uber drivers

[06:43 - 07:07]They express sympathy for the driver but also just want to get home

[07:32 - 07:49]The hosts give the driver a five-star rating and hope things work out with his wife

[00:10 - 08:36]Two hosts discuss various topics, including waking up to news updates, associating sounds with different stages of life, using smells for test preparation, and a surreal experience with an emotional Uber driver going through a separation with his wife.

[08:36 - 08:51] Person discusses their experience as an Uber driver and their high rating

[09:47 - 10:06]They speculate on why their rating is not a perfect 5 stars

[11:34 - 11:58]They talk about a potential racist joke

[13:28 - 13:34]They discuss their experience with band-aids and acne

[13:43 - 14:19]They mention a subreddit for watching videos of people popping zits

[15:42 - 15:54]They joke about a sweepstakes and discuss the etymology of the word

[15:54 - 16:02]One person reveals they watched the live-action Death Note movie on Netflix

[16:02 - 16:09]Another person has not seen the movie, but has seen the anime

[16:09 - 16:15]The conversation ends on a joke about watching the movie for Willem Dafoe

[08:36 - 16:15]Person discusses their experience as an Uber driver and their high rating. They speculate on why their rating is not a perfect 5 stars. They talk about a potential racist joke. They discuss their experience with band-aids and acne. They mention a subreddit for watching videos of people popping zits. They joke about a sweepstakes and discuss the etymology of the word. One person reveals they watched the live-action Death Note movie on Netflix. Another person has not seen the movie, but has seen the anime. The conversation ends on a joke about watching the movie for Willem Dafoe.

[16:15 - 16:30]The speaker discusses their interest in a movie and how they are intrigued by negative reviews.

[16:59 - 17:16]They express a desire to see the movie in order to form their own opinion.

[19:15 - 19:20]The speaker mentions wanting to have conversations about movies and being able to explain why they did or did not like a movie.

[21:50 - 22:12]They mention a thread on the Super Mega subreddit where people joked about their love for Japanese culture.

[22:32 - 23:09]The speaker talks about their love for Japanese culture and language.

[23:22 - 23:27]The speaker admits to being a "weeaboo" but clarifies that they are not obsessed with anime.

[23:33 - 23:38]They discuss a potential idea for hosting anime nights with a friend.

[23:58 - 24:04]They explain how they got into learning the Japanese language and their interest in the country.

[24:04 - 24:31]The speaker poses a hypothetical situation where they have to choose between shooting a white person or a Japanese girl.

[16:15 - 24:31]The speaker discusses their interest in a movie and their desire to form their own opinion, as well as their love for Japanese culture and language. They also mention a potential idea for hosting anime nights with a friend and reflect on a humorous thread about their love for Japan on a subreddit.

[27:58 - 28:42] The speaker apologizes for not answering and talks about a hypothetical situation involving killing two people - a girl and a child in a wheelchair - with a sniper rifle.

[29:21 - 29:32]They discuss the moral implications of the situation and the possibility of the Asian girl being the love of the speaker's life.

[29:44 - 29:57]The speaker's friend brings up North Korea and their recent missile launch over Japan, joking that it might be the only way to get the speaker to go to war.

[31:09 - 31:48]They discuss the tensions with North Korea and how the speaker's stance on wanting to visit North Korea has changed due to the human rights violations and danger involved.

[31:48 - 32:07]The speaker advises against going to North Korea and supporting the regime, citing the danger and ethical concerns.

[31:48 - 32:07]The speaker mentions how they used to want to go to North Korea, but have now changed their stance due to the ethical concerns.

[24:31 - 32:53]Overall, the speaker discusses a hypothetical situation, mentions North Korea and their recent missile launch, and advises against supporting the regime through tourism.

[32:53 - 33:05]A discussion about fake news and Chick-fil-A

[33:36 - 33:51]Mention of a YouTuber named Chris Broad and his channel "Abroad in Japan"

[36:35 - 36:44]Discussion about North Korea and the possibility of Kim Jong-un being dead

[37:20 - 37:25]An anecdote about the death of Zaboomafoo, a lemur from a childhood TV show

[38:14 - 38:31]A debate about the lifespan of gorillas

[39:50 - 40:04]Discussion about the intelligence and emotions of primates, specifically gorillas

[40:37 - 40:43]Mention of a viral video of a monkey smoking and shooting a machine gun

[40:37 - 40:43]The shooting and smoking monkey video was a promotional stunt for a movie

[40:37 - 40:43]The speaker may have indirectly caused the death of Zaboomafoo through an algorithm in the universe

[40:55 - 41:09]Monkeys can get addicted to cigarettes

[32:53 - 41:09]The speaker discusses various topics including fake news, Chick-fil-A, North Korea, a childhood TV show character's death, gorillas, and primates' intelligence and emotions. They also mention a viral video of a monkey smoking and shooting a machine gun and the potential impact of the speaker on Zaboomafoo's death.

[41:09 - 41:32]The speaker discusses the concept of peer pressure and not giving in to it

[41:56 - 42:10]They then move on to a hypothetical scenario of encountering a wild gorilla or bear in the woods

[41:56 - 42:10]The speaker explains their fear of encountering a gorilla due to its strength and human-like qualities

[41:56 - 42:10]They compare this fear to encountering a bear, which they believe they would have a better chance against

[43:11 - 44:08]The discussion shifts to a hypothetical situation in which a new Mr. Bean movie ends with him being violently killed by orangutans

[43:11 - 44:08]The speaker expresses their admiration for such a bold move in a franchise

[44:53 - 45:06]They then discuss the potential educational value of studying gorillas and teaching them sign language

[45:43 - 46:06]The speaker shares their personal experience of listening to the soundtrack of Mr. Bean's Holiday on their iPod

[46:06 - 46:12]They discuss the possibility of changing the tone of a movie by swapping soundtracks

[46:59 - 47:32]The conversation turns to the soundtracks of movies, specifically Mr. Bean's Holiday and Forrest Gump

[47:47 - 47:56]The speaker shares their preference for sad music in certain situations, such as reflection or relaxation

[48:04 - 48:13]They explain their aversion to listening to depressing music regularly

[48:19 - 48:45]The conversation concludes with a comparison of experiencing sadness in movies versus music

[48:45 - 48:56]The topic shifts to sad music and its effect on mood

[41:09 - 49:40]Overall, the speaker discusses various topics including peer pressure, hypothetical scenarios, violent movie endings, educational value of studying animals, and the effect of music on mood.

[49:40 - 50:00]The speaker discusses their dislike for sad music and how it puts them in a sad mood.

[50:41 - 50:46]They prefer watching a structured storyline to distract from their own sadness.

[50:41 - 50:46]The speaker and their friend discuss their disinterest in romantic comedies and how they are not the target audience.

[52:11 - 52:41]They mention a possible new concept for a "Night at the Museum" movie involving movie replicas.

[53:01 - 53:09]They announce upcoming high quality sketch comedy and a music video.

[53:25 - 53:37]They mention the upcoming release of SuperMega logo pins.

[54:05 - 54:24]The speaker gives a legal disclaimer not to harm one's parents with the pins.

[55:03 - 55:33]They discuss the possibility of a supercut of all their stutters and interruptions.

[56:09 - 56:30]The speaker's friend, Aaron, interrupts the podcast to promote the Game Grumps' show "Good Game."

[56:36 - 56:45]They mention a contest for a pack of shock gums.

[56:56 - 56:59]In Japanese, "good" is translated to "yoi."

[49:40 - 56:59]The speaker and their friend discuss their dislike for sad music and romantic comedies, mention a possible concept for a "Night at the Museum" movie, and announce upcoming high quality sketch comedy and a music video. They also mention the release of SuperMega logo pins and give a legal disclaimer not to harm one's parents with them. The friend, Aaron, interrupts to promote the Game Grumps' show "Good Game" and a contest for shock gums. The speaker also provides the Japanese translation for "good."