[00:11 - 00:43] Two individuals discussing their fear of being stranded in the ocean after falling off a cruise ship

[00:57 - 01:06]Mention of stories of people surviving for weeks or months while stranded in the ocean

[01:48 - 01:55]Discussion of the potential for cannibalism if stranded on a raft together

[04:04 - 04:39]Mention of the Canadian politicians' speech pattern when saying "and I approve this message"

[05:31 - 05:48]Mention of a video of Ted Cruz with his family that was released during his political campaign

[06:11 - 06:28]Discussion of Ted Cruz's appearance and resemblance to a puppet

[06:28 - 07:19]Speculation on what Ted Cruz might pray for

[07:34 - 08:07]Discussion of the possibility of accidentally liking or retweeting porn on Twitter

[00:01 - 08:07]Two individuals discuss their fear of being stranded in the ocean, share stories of survival, and mention Canadian politicians' speech patterns. They also discuss a video of Ted Cruz and his appearance, speculate on his prayers, and mention the possibility of accidentally liking porn on Twitter.

[08:18 - 08:36] Ted Cruz claims to be a family values politician but is caught liking a porn star on Twitter

[09:10 - 09:16]The speaker shares a personal experience of accidentally liking something on a different account, suggesting that the intern may have done the same

[09:16 - 09:21]Before any accusations are made, it is clear that Cruz will blame it on an intern

[09:16 - 09:21]The possibility that it was an intern is considered, imagining a scenario where Cruz hires an intern to make him seem more relatable to younger generations

[09:16 - 09:21]It would be funnier if it was actually an intern, as Cruz would have a hard time convincing anyone it wasn't him

[10:19 - 10:30]The idea of family values being against porn is discussed, with the speaker admitting to watching it as a teenager

[10:19 - 10:30]The speaker believes that if their child were to watch porn, they would have a serious talk about its negative effects rather than punish them

[13:07 - 13:25]The speaker jokes about using their mom's blouse to masturbate, but quickly backtracks and insists it was just a joke

[15:28 - 15:38]The speaker shares that they recently got piercings and their mom had a neutral reaction

[15:28 - 15:38]The speaker shares a text conversation with their mom about the piercings

[08:07 - 15:44]Ted Cruz is caught liking a porn star on Twitter and is likely to blame it on an intern. The possibility of it being an intern is discussed and it is suggested that it would be funnier if it were true. The speaker also talks about their own experience with accidentally liking something on a different account and their opinion on family values and porn. They also joke about using their mom's blouse to masturbate and share a text conversation with their mom about their recent piercings.

[15:56 - 16:04]Mom texts narrator about sending a picture

[16:17 - 16:32]Narrator sends a picture and has a conversation with mom about piercing both ears

[16:44 - 17:06]Mom asks about Queer Eye and Stephen Hawking special

[18:02 - 18:10]Narrator's dad is uncomfortable with gay jokes

[18:37 - 18:44]They discuss barbecues and a possible cookout at 3am

[19:07 - 19:17]Narrator mentions watching Jackass and other raunchy comedies with dad

[20:50 - 21:14]They discuss Anthony Bourdain's death and the importance of seeking help for depression

[21:44 - 22:09]Reference to a scene in the Rugrats movie and the debate about whether it predicted 9/11

[23:24 - 23:37]Narrator talks about his new show and mentions Tosh.0 and The Soup

[23:43 - 23:50]They joke about farting and sumo wrestling suits at the fantasy factory

[15:44 - 23:50]Narrator has conversations with mom about sending a picture, getting ear piercings, and watching TV specials. He also discusses watching raunchy comedies with dad, possible plans for a cookout, and his new show. The conversation also touches on the recent death of Anthony Bourdain and the importance of seeking help for mental health issues. There are also references to the Rugrats movie and debates about whether it predicted 9/11.

[24:02 - 24:10]The speakers discuss past experiences with a podcast and a commercial.

[24:10 - 24:19]They mention a podcast that talked about Brandon More Del and find it funny.

[25:08 - 25:15]The commercial they mention is for peanuts but the guy says "penis videos" instead.

[25:15 - 25:26]They also mention a Christmas song that is not actually about Christmas.

[26:22 - 26:33]They talk about grilling and customizing steaks for Father's Day.

[27:03 - 28:01]They mention the quality and variety of meats offered by Omaha Steaks.

[29:44 - 29:57]They then transition to an ad read for Omaha Steaks.

[29:44 - 29:57]They discuss the benefits of marijuana with steak.

[29:44 - 29:57]Omaha Steaks offers a special deal for Father's Day.

[30:12 - 30:39]They talk about using steak sauce and when it is appropriate to use it.

[31:22 - 31:49]They mention buying a bad steak and bad milk at school.

[31:22 - 31:49]They reminisce about a cafeteria worker named Kevin.

[23:50 - 32:04]The speakers discuss past experiences with a podcast and a commercial, and then transition to an ad read for Omaha Steaks. They also talk about the benefits of marijuana with steak and when it is appropriate to use steak sauce. They mention buying a bad steak and bad milk at school, and reminisce about a cafeteria worker named Kevin.

[32:04 - 32:22] The speaker talks about a guy named Kevin who was known for going to a Taco Bell bar in Las Vegas with a tube of chapstick and once said "I mess blue" in the bathroom.

[32:22 - 32:29]They also mention seeing Kevin biking to school on a kids bike and wearing a race car jacket with Scarface on the back.

[33:06 - 33:12]Kevin was often blazed and would give girls free cookies.

[33:21 - 33:41]The speaker and their friend often made fun of Kevin's antics.

[33:41 - 34:00]The speaker's father's side of the family is from the South and related to Ulysses S Grant.

[35:14 - 35:33]The speaker and their co-host talk about people using phrases like "cofefe" to mock Trump.

[38:17 - 38:23]The speaker mentions the internet memes and jokes about Trump's tweets.

[39:08 - 39:18]They also mention Jimmy Fallon and his fake persona.

[39:18 - 39:23]The speaker mentions the history books and how Trump's tweets will be remembered.

[39:29 - 39:46]Talk show hosts put on a show for the cameras and nothing is genuine.

[39:29 - 39:46]The speaker and their co-host work in the internet entertainment business.

[39:58 - 40:15]The speaker doesn't watch late night talk shows because they don't find them funny.

[40:31 - 40:36]The speaker and their co-host saw Jimmy Kimmel live and thought he seemed a little tipsy.

[32:04 - 40:36]The speaker and their co-host discuss a variety of topics including a man named Kevin, internet memes about Trump's tweets, and their thoughts on late night talk shows and their fake personas.

[40:36 - 40:57]Discussed potential drinking before show

[42:06 - 42:35]Mentioned how Trump has helped ratings and clicks on YouTube

[42:06 - 42:35]Acknowledged that some people are tired of hearing about Trump

[43:06 - 43:11]Talked about campaign for Hot Topic

[43:11 - 43:31]Mentioned turning off news at home to avoid Trump coverage

[45:00 - 45:21]Mentioned NPR and their soothing voices

[45:21 - 45:27]Noted dislike for NPR's movie review segment

[46:29 - 46:39]Speculated about reasons for becoming a news anchor

[46:39 - 46:45]Discussed potential for doing a movie review series with a friend

[47:42 - 47:48]Apologized to those who don't want to hear about him

[47:42 - 47:48]Expressed frustration with constant Trump headlines and media circus

[47:42 - 47:48]Thanked listeners for positive reaction to new show, "Drunk Drawing"

[47:42 - 47:48]Mentioned how Trump has helped ratings and clicks on YouTube

[47:48 - 47:54]Discussed potential drinking before show

[47:54 - 48:32]Promoted MeUndies and discussed their comfortable underwear and referral program

[47:54 - 48:32]Talked about campaign for Hot Topic

[47:54 - 48:32]Acknowledged that some people are tired of hearing about Trump

[48:41 - 48:53]Offered discount and free shipping for first-time MeUndies purchasers

[48:41 - 48:53]Apologized to those who don't want to hear about him

[48:41 - 48:53]Mentioned turning off news at home to avoid Trump coverage

[48:41 - 48:53]Expressed frustration with constant Trump headlines and media circus

[48:41 - 48:53]Speculated about reasons for becoming a news anchor

[48:41 - 48:53]Mentioned NPR and their soothing voices

[48:41 - 48:53]Noted dislike for NPR's movie review segment

[48:41 - 48:53]Discussed potential for doing a movie review series with a friend

[48:41 - 48:53]Discussed potential for doing a movie review series with a friend

[48:41 - 48:53]Discussed potential for doing a movie review series with a friend

[48:41 - 48:53]Discussed potential for doing a movie review series with a friend

[40:36 - 48:53]Overall, discussed various topics including Trump's impact on ratings and clicks, frustrations with media coverage, and potential for new show and partnership with MeUndies.

[49:27 - 49:36] The speaker shares a dream about Ed, Edd, and Eddy where they are all involved in a gang rape of Ed.

[51:10 - 51:16]The dream is influenced by the speaker's medication, causing them to have strange dreams.

[51:58 - 52:04]The speaker then shares their own nightmare about being lost in a resort island that turns into a survival situation.

[54:14 - 54:24]The nightmare involves being shot, attacked by cacti, and being pursued by a robot.

[54:38 - 54:48]The speaker then shares another recent nightmare involving a grey alien outside their house.

[56:19 - 56:27]The dream ends with the speaker waking up in a pulsing and hallucinating state, drenched in sweat.

[48:53 - 56:36]In summary, the speaker shares two strange and terrifying dreams, one involving a cartoon and the other a resort nightmare. Both dreams are influenced by medication and leave the speaker in a state of fear and confusion upon waking up.