[00:00 - 00:05] Can I have a good podcast? Thanks, bro. Thanks, Jackson.

[00:16 - 00:22]Jackson is compared to a single piece of gold and a doubloon.

[00:28 - 00:36]He is not the end prize, but a treasure found along the journey.

[01:12 - 01:18]The hosts joke about Ryan possibly being the one to catch coronavirus.

[02:00 - 02:07]They are excited to be recording in person again.

[02:51 - 02:58]They talk about upcoming content and projects.

[04:10 - 04:16]Ryan talks about his recent Patreon video.

[05:26 - 05:32]They discuss the use of mayonnaise in a dish and the potential for it to be mistaken as precom.

[05:38 - 05:44]They debate which would be worse to eat- a spoonful of mayonnaise or precom.

[05:50 - 05:58]They mention a livestream where Ryan's friend put mayonnaise in his mouth.

[06:14 - 06:21]The hosts talk about their excitement for upcoming content.

[07:38 - 07:49]They discuss the exhibitionism of eating cum on a livestream.

[00:00 - 07:49]Overall, the hosts are excited to be back recording in person and have plans for future content.

[07:50 - 07:55] The speaker discusses the idea of jacking off to the thought of eating cum on a live stream.

[07:56 - 08:01]They clarify that this is just a theoretical discussion.

[08:12 - 08:18]The speaker remembers giving people mayonnaise and jokes about it being an advertisement for a fast food chain.

[09:09 - 09:18]They discuss a memory of someone who drank caffeinated drinks every morning.

[09:33 - 09:49]The speaker shares a recent idea for a perfect crime involving leaving feces in people's homes.

[11:11 - 11:23]They mention recent viral stories about police officers being mistreated at restaurants.

[11:11 - 11:23]They propose doing a charity stream for a crying police officer at McDonald's.

[11:34 - 11:47]The speaker shares a personal experience of waiting a long time for McDonald's food.

[14:41 - 14:50]The speaker and the listener both admit to loving McDonald's despite it being considered "trash food."

[15:15 - 15:24]They discuss the idea of trying to serve Lunchables or Kids Cuisine as fine dining meals to see if rich people can tell the difference.

[07:50 - 15:45]Overall, the speaker and the listener have a casual and lighthearted conversation about random topics.

[16:08 - 16:14]Buzzfeed is stealing ideas for videos and tweets from others.

[16:14 - 16:24]The speaker had their tweet about Gen Z stolen by Buzzfeed.

[16:40 - 16:46]The speaker's friend also had their tweet about Raven Simone stolen by Buzzfeed.

[17:46 - 17:57]Buzzfeed makes a lot of money from these stolen tweets and ideas.

[20:19 - 20:25]The speaker and their friend are disappointed and frustrated by this.

[20:41 - 20:48]The speaker and their friend both enjoy McDonald's a lot.

[21:16 - 21:25]They estimate that they have spent thousands of dollars on McDonald's in their lifetime.

[21:26 - 21:37]They have specific orders at McDonald's.

[22:19 - 22:27]The speaker's friend once cooked them a burger that they enjoyed better than McDonald's.

[23:06 - 23:13]Autographs were signed on the microphones and they may one day be sold.

[23:22 - 23:35]The speaker farted into a microphone used by the Game Grumps.

[23:22 - 23:35]The Game Grumps still use the microphones.

[15:46 - 23:35]Overall, Buzzfeed steals ideas and tweets, the speaker and their friend like McDonald's, and they farted into a microphone used by the Game Grumps.

[23:35 - 23:41] Set on my asshole at least 30 times

[23:35 - 23:41] Set on my asshole at least 30 times

[23:50 - 23:57]Danny puts his mouth on my asshole and it hurts my vocal cords

[24:11 - 24:19]Our Danny impression sounds like a South Park character

[26:18 - 26:23]MeUndies makes soft and comfy underwear in various designs

[27:08 - 27:14]G Fuel is an energy drink for gamers and can give 30% off with code super mega at checkout

[28:59 - 29:10]Matt hasn't seen Ryan since July 13th due to quarantine

[30:05 - 30:18]Lego ate Ryan's wings and bones, causing concern for his health

[31:29 - 31:35]Vet says dogs are like garbage cans and will likely pass the bones

[23:35 - 31:41]The audio discusses various topics such as recording, impersonations, underwear, and sponsorships for MeUndies and G Fuel. The hosts also mention their quarantine experiences and Ryan's dog, Lego, eating his wings and bones.

[36:48 - 37:00] The speaker is talking about their experience fostering kittens for a period of time.

[37:38 - 37:45]They explain that fostering is an important part of the animal adoption process.

[38:07 - 38:18]The speaker got the kittens when they were newborns and raised them until they were ready for adoption.

[38:26 - 38:34]The kittens were housed at PetSmart, but the adoption process was handled by volunteers from an agency.

[38:43 - 38:54]Some of the kittens were adopted and the speaker is happy for them.

[39:01 - 39:15]The speaker then discusses their experience adopting their own pet, a dog named Lego.

[39:20 - 39:26]They were originally supposed to adopt a dog named Koojo, but ended up with Lego.

[39:33 - 39:41]The speaker explains the importance of companionship from a pet and how it has helped them through tough times.

[39:33 - 39:41]In the end, the speaker expresses their love for their pet and how it has enriched their life.

[31:42 - 39:49]Fostering and adopting pets is an important process that helps animals find homes and provides companionship for humans.

[39:55 - 40:02] The speaker is excited to meet Koojo and brings their dad to the meeting.

[40:03 - 40:11]However, they are informed that Koojo has been given to someone else.

[40:46 - 40:54]The speaker's dad is upset and demands that the organization make it up to them.

[41:08 - 41:17]The organization sends a long apology and offers the speaker the chance to adopt a new dog named Legolas.

[41:08 - 41:17]The speaker is hesitant at first, but ultimately decides to adopt Legolas.

[41:08 - 41:17]The speaker talks about their love for their dog and their struggles to find a suitable home for him.

[42:48 - 42:54]They also mention wanting to get a snake as a pet.

[45:28 - 45:33]The speaker discusses the memory and emotional capabilities of snakes and other animals.

[45:49 - 46:09]The speaker reflects on their love for their pets and the emotional bonds they form with animals.

[47:13 - 47:28]They express interest in owning a bird, but note the drawbacks of owning one.

[47:13 - 47:28]The speaker mentions the long lifespan of parrots and the commitment required to adopt one.

[47:29 - 47:35]They also mention the long lifespan of tortoises.

[39:49 - 47:35]In conclusion, the speaker discusses their experiences with different pets and their love for animals.

[47:35 - 47:41] Hitler's pet tortoise died a couple weeks ago.

[47:41 - 47:46]The speakers express hate towards Hitler and his Nazi regime.

[48:05 - 48:12]They joke about the tortoise being a Nazi and imagine it fleeing to Argentina.

[49:42 - 49:49]The speakers talk about a documentary on Netflix about Jeffery Epstein and how it's difficult to watch while eating.

[50:06 - 50:11]They mention Tom Pearl and his videos being taken down, possibly due to their podcast.

[51:19 - 51:30]The speakers do an ad read for Upstart, a lending platform.

[53:07 - 53:13]The speakers ask the creator of the compilations to contact them.

[53:15 - 53:20]They discuss a six hour compilation of "best of" Mario games by a member of the Super Mega community.

[53:44 - 54:01]They mention another compilation of "best of" chibi chubby, a hypothetical podcast segment.

[54:55 - 55:01]The speakers mention a friend who broke his leg and joke about breaking the other speaker's arm.

[47:35 - 55:42]Hitler's pet tortoise died and the speakers discuss various topics such as documentaries, ad reads, and broken bones.

[55:42 - 55:49] Person contemplates jumping from a high building and discusses the potential consequences

[56:04 - 56:15]Conversation shifts to climbing trees and fear of heights

[56:48 - 56:55]Discussion about how sweat helps with gripping and climbing

[57:19 - 57:27]Person discusses learning game design with a program called Godot

[58:53 - 59:00]Person contemplates their lack of natural ability in coding and logic

[59:59 - 1.00:04]They mention popular YouTuber Michael Reeves and his genius in programming and robotics

[1.00:43 - 1.00:50]They express interest in having Michael Reeves and William Osman as guests on the podcast

[1.01:13 - 1.01:26]Mention of Pokemon podcast and discussion about blocking the word "simp" in chat

[1.03:44 - 1.03:53]Person receives a meme from friend and they discuss previous earthquake event

[1.03:44 - 1.03:53]Person receives meme from friend and they discuss previous earthquake event

[55:42 - 1.03:53]The conversation covers topics such as contemplating jumping from a high building, fear of heights, learning game design, popular YouTubers Michael Reeves and William Osman, and receiving and discussing memes with a friend. They also mention a previous earthquake event and express interest in having guests on the podcast.

[1.03:58 - 1.04:04] Person woke up after an earthquake and smoked weed before going to bed

[1.04:05 - 1.04:15]Person ate a big bowl of SpaghettiOs and meatballs after waking up from the earthquake

[1.04:05 - 1.04:15]Person blames the earthquake for their slip up in eating

[1.04:27 - 1.04:32]Person has been slipping up a lot during quarantine

[1.04:50 - 1.04:58]Person is trying to change and has been reading "Miracle Morning" and "A Series of Unfortunate Events"

[1.05:06 - 1.05:14]Person is trying to establish a consistent sleep schedule and is taking supplements to help with energy

[1.06:48 - 1.06:55]Person experiences constipation from the supplements and considers adding stool softener

[1.06:55 - 1.07:06]Person takes iron pills to make up for lack of nutrients in their diet

[1.07:37 - 1.07:45]Person mentions a song called "Corvette Corvette" and talks about the artist who made it

[1.08:23 - 1.08:30]Person jokes about the artist possibly joining the military

[1.09:06 - 1.09:12]Person mentions controversial comments made by a public figure about African countries being "shithole countries"

[1.09:27 - 1.09:33]Person plans to go get food from Del Taco and jokes about it giving them the runs

[1.10:05 - 1.10:19]Person welcomes new listeners and describes them as being part of a community of "in cells," "freaks," and "chronic masturbators"

[1.10:25 - 1.10:36]Person considers making a shirt with the phrase "Chronic Masturbators Alliance" and jokes about selling it to "incels" for money

[1.03:53 - 1.11:32]Overall, person talks about their morning routine, food choices, and jokes about controversial topics, showing their sarcastic and humorous personality.