[00:02 - 01:23]The speaker announces the re-release of merch for their Patreon members, and makes a joke about reading in a certain way.

[01:23 - 03:17]The speaker talks about a recent photoshoot with a Mormon family, and jokes about nipples being a sign of seniority.

[03:17 - 04:32]They mention getting wet and having to wear booty shorts to a Brazilian steakhouse.

[04:06 - 04:27]The speaker roasts the other people in the room, including their own blonde hair.

[04:32 - 05:04]The speaker talks about a recent photoshoot with a Mormon family, and jokes about nipples being a sign of seniority.

[05:04 - 07:19]The speaker roasts the other people in the room, including their own blonde hair.

[06:24 - 07:41]They express frustration with the lack of communication during the week and mention a music video for "Stan."

[06:52 - 07:03]The speaker comments on a song that is "fucked up" but "true" and mentions a team going through some difficulties.

[07:19 - 09:10]The speaker discusses dying their hair blonde and mentions a future hair change.

[07:41 - 08:31]The speaker reflects on the conversation and mentions that they don't mind hanging out with the person they are talking to.

[07:41 - 08:37]The speaker comments on a song that is "fucked up" but "true" and mentions a team going through some difficulties.

[08:14 - 10:00]The speaker mentions Aiden and how they hate him now because of his hair.

[08:52 - 10:27]They joke about following the steps to success and mention signing up for a masterclass.

[08:57 - 10:27]The speaker mentions a class with a lot of signups and how it must be overwhelming for the people in charge.

[09:47 - 10:46]They talk about the struggles of streaming and low viewership.

[10:27 - 11:23]The speaker mentions the possibility of bots in Twitch chat and how they are used for giveaways.

[11:51 - 12:56]The speaker's friend shows them a photo of a cat and they discuss the cat's name.

[13:18 - 14:40]They discuss potential names for a cat, including "Coots" and "Boots."

[13:41 - 14:16]The speaker shares that they are vulnerable and would be upset if the cat doesn't love them as much.

[14:40 - 18:19]The speaker's friend shows them a photo of a cat and they discuss the cat's name.

[16:40 - 20:11]They talk about how cats are good for content and how they initially didn't like the idea of getting a cat.

[16:51 - 18:56]The speaker's friend shows them a photo of a cat and they discuss the cat's name.

[17:39 - 19:08]They talk about how cats are good for content and how they initially didn't like the idea of getting a cat.

[19:08 - 19:40]The speaker shares that they are vulnerable and would be upset if the cat doesn't love them as much.

[19:58 - 21:22]They briefly mention sports and joke about not being together with someone.

[20:20 - 20:46]The speaker mentions being with three women in one night

[20:27 - 21:28]The speaker shares that they are vulnerable and would be upset if the cat doesn't love them as much.

[20:47 - 22:16]They discuss dealing with a child who is losing it at a steak house

[22:34 - 23:01]The speaker talks about how they would treat kids worse than themselves

[23:01 - 25:01]They discuss dealing with a child who is losing it at a steak house

[23:47 - 25:18]The speaker talks about how they would treat kids worse than themselves

[24:12 - 27:37]They discuss a potential plan to have one child each and train them to fight each other at age 18

[25:35 - 26:14]The speaker mentions being with three women in one night

[26:50 - 27:11]They discuss a potential plan to have one child each and train them to fight each other at age 18

[27:11 - 27:54]The speaker talks about how the children would be unintelligible and only know how to fight

[27:54 - 28:19]They mention the potential consequences of creating a culture of kids who are feared and avoided by others

[28:19 - 29:29]The speaker contemplates the idea of creating an American version of a Japanese YouTube video called "old enough" where young kids are sent on missions alone.

[28:27 - 29:05]The speaker discusses a potential plot involving taking the kids to a casino and a White Castle in the middle of the night

[28:48 - 29:21]The speaker contemplates the idea of creating an American version of a Japanese YouTube video called "old enough" where young kids are sent on missions alone.

[29:29 - 30:49]Korean man makes a documentary about gangs in Stockton from his perspective

[29:53 - 31:34]A YouTuber from England named Nico goes to the most racist town in Alabama and interviews the KKK leader

[31:02 - 32:59]Another YouTuber named Jydian also goes to the town and talks to the average citizens, who are not racist

[32:36 - 33:31]A YouTuber from England named Nico goes to the most racist town in Alabama and interviews the KKK leader

[33:00 - 33:56]Another YouTuber named Jydian also goes to the town and talks to the average citizens, who are not racist

[34:20 - 36:33]There is a discussion about the experience of watching movies without a live audience

[35:36 - 36:27]A playlist of 10-hour videos of silence interrupted by random sounds is mentioned

[36:09 - 38:22]There is a discussion about the experience of watching movies without a live audience

[36:34 - 38:04]The idea of doing a ketamine episode without informing friends is suggested.

[36:43 - 37:39]They discuss a big idea that they had in the room

[37:39 - 38:04]They mention the idea of using DMT and decide against it

[37:52 - 39:08]A playlist of 10-hour videos of silence interrupted by random sounds is mentioned

[37:52 - 39:08]They interrupt their conversation for a phone call

[38:04 - 39:37]Someone is upset about not seeing each other for a week

[38:10 - 39:19]There is a discussion about the experience of watching movies without a live audience

[38:48 - 40:47]They continue to talk about the spam calls and their annoyance with them.

[39:37 - 40:06]They talk about a local election and receiving spam texts

[40:47 - 41:18]Someone is upset about not seeing each other for a week

[41:18 - 41:52]They mention spoofing calls and getting calls from angry businesses

[42:55 - 43:44]Someone is upset about not seeing each other for a week

[43:28 - 44:13]They continue to talk about their lack of engaging conversations

[44:14 - 45:29]They continue to talk about the spam calls and their annoyance with them.

[44:45 - 45:38]They discuss a big idea that they had in the room

[45:30 - 47:36]Conversation shifts to childhood memories of father taking them to see marching bands in the city

[45:39 - 45:56]Someone is upset about not seeing each other for a week

[45:39 - 47:44]Discussion of viral videos where people pretend to be celebrities and act like them in public

[45:44 - 47:36]The speaker mentions comments about Michael Jackson and MMA skills.

[45:44 - 48:29]Mention of seeing Ninja's penis and dying our own pubic hair blue to match

[45:50 - 48:22]The speaker's shoulder is injured.

[45:56 - 46:38]The speaker discusses a video they haven't seen.

[46:26 - 46:50]The speaker mentions comments about Michael Jackson and MMA skills.

[46:50 - 47:18]The speaker's shoulder is injured.

[47:37 - 49:13]The speaker is interested in fighting someone.

[47:44 - 50:51]Discussion about kids fighting with Sock-em-bop-ums and societal acceptance of kids hitting each other with them

[48:22 - 49:33]They discuss the aftermath of getting hit in a fight.

[49:14 - 50:34]The speaker's shoulder is injured.

[49:21 - 51:00]The speaker watched and enjoyed the event.

[49:33 - 50:51]They discuss the aftermath of getting hit in a fight.

[49:51 - 50:10]Virtual and Aiden's fitness levels are mentioned.

[50:11 - 51:24]The speaker is interested in fighting someone.

[50:29 - 51:41]Discussion about how anything a cat does is perceived as cute

[50:40 - 51:12]The speaker watched and enjoyed the event.

[50:51 - 52:45]Discussion of viral videos where people pretend to be celebrities and act like them in public

[51:24 - 51:41]The speaker is interested in fighting someone.

[51:41 - 53:40]They discuss amateur boxing and TKOs.

[51:41 - 53:46]Chat moderation issues during a pay-per-view event

[51:59 - 53:20]Michael clearly trained and won the fight.

[52:05 - 54:27]The speaker discusses a fight between Michael and an investment YouTuber.

[52:12 - 52:45]Michael clearly trained and won the fight.

[53:20 - 54:12]Someone made a technical MMA takedown.

[53:20 - 56:03]Discussion about kids fighting with Sock-em-bop-ums and societal acceptance of kids hitting each other with them

[54:27 - 55:43]The speaker mentions the ultimate match and how it was an upset.

[54:39 - 55:49]Michael clearly trained and won the fight.

[55:44 - 56:22]Video being referenced where person appears blonde, but is not currently blonde

[55:49 - 56:35]Chat moderation issues during a pay-per-view event

[55:49 - 57:30]The speaker watched the event on a Twitch stream with 1,000 viewers.

[55:56 - 58:22]The speaker gives an example of a fight that was called early.

[56:16 - 57:23]The speaker discusses a video they haven't seen.

[56:28 - 57:08]They mention a platform that hosted the event.

[56:36 - 57:30]Discussion of typing in slurs to moderation tools to stop them from appearing in chat

[57:30 - 58:56]Joking about needing a certificate or pass to be able to type in slurs

[57:57 - 59:09]The speaker is interested in fighting someone.

[58:11 - 59:35]Childhood memories of trying to clap one's own testicles on their own butt cheek to be cool

[58:29 - 1.00:00]Mention of seeing Ninja's penis and dying our own pubic hair blue to match

[58:45 - 58:56]The speaker watched and enjoyed the event.

[59:09 - 59:35]The speaker mentions comments about Michael Jackson and MMA skills.

[59:22 - 59:28]The speaker's shoulder is injured.

[59:37 - 1.00:23]The speaker watched and enjoyed the event.

[59:37 - 1.00:35]Request to be there for "first licks" on the cat (presumably petting or holding the cat for the first time)

[1.00:23 - 1.00:35]The speaker is interested in fighting someone.

[1.00:36 - 1.00:51]The speaker mentions the ultimate match and how it was an upset.

[1.00:36 - 1.02:29]Cutie says the speaker has only been mad at them once, when they almost killed them in traffic

[1.00:45 - 1.01:44]Cutie says they were only going 11 or 20 miles per hour on the Vespa and the speaker says it was scary

[1.00:51 - 1.01:17]They discuss the aftermath of getting hit in a fight.

[1.01:45 - 1.04:29]Cutie asks what the dream was about and the speaker describes a trip to Mexico where Cutie changed the flight plans and left the speaker alone at the airport

[1.01:53 - 1.02:44]The speaker is mad at Cutie for changing the plans without telling them and for making them go to the airport early

[1.02:01 - 1.02:23]Cutie asks what the dream was about and the speaker describes a trip to Mexico where Cutie changed the flight plans and left the speaker alone at the airport

[1.02:44 - 1.05:40]The speaker is mad at Cutie for changing the plans without telling them and for making them go to the airport early

[1.04:48 - 1.06:35]The speaker is annoyed that Cutie didn't explain why they wanted to leave early and assumes Cutie had a bad reason

[1.06:35 - 1.08:41]The speaker says they never ask for favors and feels bad when they have to change plans

[1.06:47 - 1.07:39]Cutie says they never assume the speaker has a bad reason for something

[1.07:17 - 1.12:56]The speaker is annoyed that Cutie didn't explain why they wanted to leave early and assumes Cutie had a bad reason

[1.11:36 - 1.15:16]Cutie says they never assume the speaker has a bad reason for something

[1.12:13 - 1.13:29]The speaker is annoyed that Cutie didn't explain why they wanted to leave early and assumes Cutie had a bad reason

[1.12:57 - 1.13:08]Nick and the speaker are discussing whether they are on Team Mr. Clean or Team Vanilla Ice.

[1.13:08 - 1.13:19]Cutie says they didn't want to go to the airport but they were doing a favor for the speaker

[1.13:08 - 1.13:29]The speaker says they don't want to be on the podcast.

[1.13:29 - 1.14:05]The speaker and the host discuss the first thing they would have to explain to the cheerleader if she woke up now.

[1.14:06 - 1.14:56]The speaker tries to understand Cutie's perspective by imagining being cut off in traffic

[1.14:06 - 1.14:56]The speaker compares their situation to being locked in a white cell with kids training to fight each other.

[1.14:16 - 1.14:22]The speaker shares a line from the movie where the cheerleader says a word that is now considered offensive.

[1.14:23 - 1.14:35]Cutie says they were only going 11 or 20 miles per hour on the Vespa and the speaker says it was scary

[1.14:23 - 1.14:35]The speaker says people are going to freak out in this episode.

[1.14:56 - 1.15:43]The speaker says they never ask for favors and feels bad when they have to change plans

[1.14:56 - 1.15:48]The speaker mentions that the bit was inspired by imagining themselves as a guy who just found out about The Weekend.

[1.15:16 - 1.15:43]They joke about being mentally in that situation.

[1.15:43 - 1.15:48]The speaker is annoyed that Cutie didn't explain why they wanted to leave early and assumes Cutie had a bad reason

[1.15:49 - 1.16:15]The speaker mentions a poker game with Psychuno and Alexandra Botez.

[1.15:49 - 1.16:29]The speaker says they felt like a hero that day and Cutie owes them for being a "terrorist" in their life.

[1.16:21 - 1.16:39]They discuss how the speaker's injury has prevented them from talking badly about Riot, and now they can again.

[1.16:39 - 1.17:00]The speaker mentions making a "mogul mail" about Riot and burning a bridge with Activision.

[1.16:47 - 1.16:52]The speaker mentions a Netflix movie they watched.

[1.17:00 - 1.18:54]The speaker shares a line from the movie where the cheerleader says a word that is now considered offensive.

[1.17:18 - 1.17:46]They mention that she sees an iPhone and is amazed by it.

[1.17:47 - 1.19:13]The speaker mentions a Netflix movie they watched.

[1.17:54 - 1.18:16]The speaker and the host discuss the first thing they would have to explain to the cheerleader if she woke up now.

[1.19:14 - 1.19:36]The host brings up a YouTuber who makes long reviews about random subjects.

[1.19:42 - 1.20:55]The speaker mentions a Tumblr blog about Full House where the reviewer hated every episode and it took them three years to finish.

[1.20:00 - 1.20:20]The host brings up a YouTuber who makes long reviews about random subjects.

[1.20:55 - 1.21:34]The speaker says they don't want to be on the podcast.

[1.21:34 - 1.22:27]The speaker shares that they recently started a letter box account where they pretend to be a guy who just saw Death Note and compares everything to it.

[1.22:41 - 1.23:39]The host says that Atriok was slowly losing patience with the joke.

[1.22:58 - 1.23:56]The speaker discusses a video game player named Atriok who is good in the first half of a game

[1.22:58 - 1.24:22]The speaker shares that they recently started a letter box account where they pretend to be a guy who just saw Death Note and compares everything to it.

[1.23:04 - 1.23:45]The speaker talks about Operation Zero and Atriok's funny behavior when he gets mad

[1.23:09 - 1.23:23]The host says that Atriok was slowly losing patience with the joke.

[1.23:23 - 1.24:40]They joke about finding an apple in the show and how Atriok would react to it.

[1.23:45 - 1.23:50]They joke about being mentally in that situation.

[1.23:57 - 1.24:34]The speaker shares that they recently started a letter box account where they pretend to be a guy who just saw Death Note and compares everything to it.

[1.23:57 - 1.24:40]The speaker talks about how Mango ended up watching the speaker play and was impressed

[1.24:09 - 1.24:27]The speaker mentions that the bit was inspired by imagining themselves as a guy who just found out about The Weekend.

[1.24:14 - 1.24:27]The speaker compares Atriok to a character named Ryuks, who is not concerned with his friend's best interests

[1.24:41 - 1.24:53]Nick and the speaker are discussing whether they are on Team Mr. Clean or Team Vanilla Ice.

[1.24:41 - 1.25:21]The speaker explains that he beat Zane in a game and made fun of him, with Mango capturing the moment in a photo

[1.24:53 - 1.26:37]They joke about being mentally in that situation.

[1.25:00 - 1.26:43]The speaker shares a line from the movie where the cheerleader says a word that is now considered offensive.

[1.25:09 - 1.25:16]The speaker mentions that Atriok has never beaten the speaker in a game and will never will

[1.25:21 - 1.25:34]The speaker talks about how he and Zane both play a character named Puff and had a match at an event

[1.25:21 - 1.27:12]The speaker mentions a poker game with Psychuno and Alexandra Botez.

[1.25:42 - 1.26:51]The speaker discusses a match between himself and Zane, where he won with his character Peach

[1.25:59 - 1.26:06]They joke about being mentally in that situation.

[1.26:18 - 1.26:37]The speaker explains that he beat Zane in a game and made fun of him, with Mango capturing the moment in a photo

[1.26:37 - 1.27:32]The speaker mentions how Zane's Puff was beating another player named Leffen's character named Fox

[1.26:51 - 1.27:24]The speaker shares that they recently started a letter box account where they pretend to be a guy who just saw Death Note and compares everything to it.

[1.27:25 - 1.27:39]The speaker mentions a poker game with Psychuno and Alexandra Botez.

[1.27:33 - 1.28:54]The speaker discusses a match between himself and Zane, where he won with his character Peach

[1.27:40 - 1.28:24]The speaker says they don't want to be on the podcast.

[1.27:45 - 1.27:53]The speaker talks about how Mango ended up watching the speaker play and was impressed

[1.27:54 - 1.28:11]They joke about finding an apple in the show and how Atriok would react to it.

[1.28:19 - 1.28:48]The speaker explains that he beat Zane in a game and made fun of him, with Mango capturing the moment in a photo

[1.28:32 - 1.28:43]The speaker mentions that Atriok has never beaten the speaker in a game and will never will

[1.28:54 - 1.30:06]The speaker discusses how Mango had previously said he would never watch the speaker play Melee (a type of game)

[1.29:20 - 1.29:39]The speaker explains that he beat Zane in a game and made fun of him, with Mango capturing the moment in a photo

[1.29:39 - 1.30:20]The speaker talks about how Mango ended up watching the speaker play and was impressed

[1.30:20 - 1.30:40]The speaker talks about a conversation about hot potato and the possibility of someone listening.

[1.30:20 - 1.30:46]The conversation starts with a question about whether anyone has tried breast milk as an adult.

[1.30:47 - 1.31:55]One person mentions buying breast milk at the store and it being referred to as "French milk."

[1.31:17 - 1.32:31]The conversation starts with a question about whether anyone has tried breast milk as an adult.

[1.31:37 - 1.33:02]The conversation ends with an invitation for any lactating women watching to send breast milk to the person who tried it.

[1.33:02 - 1.33:13]The person who tried the breast milk says it tasted sweet, but they wouldn't try it again because it felt like taking something from someone else's baby.

[1.33:13 - 1.34:15]The conversation then shifts back to breast milk and whether it's ethical to drink it.

[1.33:26 - 1.33:39]The person who tried the breast milk says it tasted sweet, but they wouldn't try it again because it felt like taking something from someone else's baby.

[1.33:39 - 1.35:35]The conversation turns to the difference between breast milk and formula, with one person saying formula tastes like metal.

[1.34:47 - 1.35:29]One person shares a story about a movie where vampires have taken over and humans are being farmed for their blood.

[1.35:35 - 1.37:22]The person who tried the breast milk says it tasted sweet, but they wouldn't try it again because it felt like taking something from someone else's baby.

[1.35:54 - 1.36:49]The drama is described as "juicy" and involves connecting the dots.

[1.36:24 - 1.37:31]They also mention being curious about how the taste would vary depending on what the person eats.

[1.36:30 - 1.37:50]The conversation then shifts back to breast milk and whether it's ethical to drink it.

[1.37:31 - 1.38:21]The conversation ends with an invitation for any lactating women watching to send breast milk to the person who tried it.

[1.37:52 - 1.38:41]The drama is described as "juicy" and involves connecting the dots.

[1.38:21 - 1.38:26]The conversation ends with an invitation for any lactating women watching to send breast milk to the person who tried it.

[1.38:26 - 1.38:43]The drama is described as "juicy" and involves connecting the dots.