[00:00 - 00:06]Intro to the episode, discussing a previous promise

[00:16 - 00:25]Recap of previous episode where Matt received a cameo from Danny Sexbang for his MIMA

[00:32 - 00:40]Excerpt of the cameo, with the full version available on Patreon

[00:51 - 00:57]Discussion of using Danny Sexbang for profit without his knowledge

[03:03 - 03:10]Matt checks to see if they were supposed to do something for this episode

[03:11 - 03:17]They realize they were supposed to do the "PP" episode but can't remember when it was supposed to be

[04:42 - 04:48]Discussion of Christmas and getting a Christmas tree

[05:26 - 05:32]Matt goes to Home Depot to get a Christmas tree and is recognized by a fan

[07:13 - 07:20]He picks out a tree and they help him load it onto his car, but he realizes they put the wrong tree on his car

[00:00 - 07:20]The hosts discuss previous promises and a cameo from Danny Sexbang, before realizing they were supposed to do a special "PP" episode. They also discuss Christmas and getting a tree before Matt realizes the wrong tree was loaded onto his car.

[07:27 - 07:40]The speaker accidentally received Markiplier's Christmas tree

[08:15 - 08:21]They decided to keep it and not make the employee untie it

[08:59 - 09:04]Mark specifically chose that tree

[08:59 - 09:04]The speaker feels bad for taking Mark's tree

[10:07 - 10:14]The speaker and their friend decorated the tree with rainbow and white lights

[10:14 - 10:20]The tree is shorter than expected but still nice

[11:55 - 12:13]The speaker was wrong about the Magna Carta being the precursor to the Constitution

[13:11 - 13:20]The concept of manifest destiny is discussed

[14:11 - 14:22]Native American reservations have casinos due to their own jurisdiction and laws

[14:28 - 14:38]The speaker would like to visit a Native American reservation

[07:20 - 14:38]Speaker accidentally received Markiplier's Christmas tree, and kept it, decorated it with rainbow and white lights, but feels bad for taking it. They were also wrong about the Magna Carta and discussed manifest destiny and Native American reservations.

[14:39 - 14:45]A conversation between two people discussing a man who walked past a slave plantation and questioned its morality

[15:12 - 15:20]The man is revealed to be Abraham Lincoln and there is a rumor that he slept with men

[16:38 - 16:44]The conversation shifts to a sponsorship for a company called Honey that helps find promo codes and is giving away money for holiday gifts

[17:50 - 18:01]Another sponsorship for a company called Purple that sells comfortable sleep products

[19:24 - 19:31]They discuss the logistics of taking a photograph in the 1800s and how long it would take, potentially for a sex tape

[20:47 - 20:56]They discuss a photo they took with a long exposure time at the Renaissance fair and try to figure out who has it

[21:26 - 21:35]They call their friend Justin to ask if he has the photo and he doesn't know where it is

[22:01 - 22:07]The photo is finally found to be in a video from May 2019

[14:39 - 22:12]The text is a conversation between two people discussing a man who questioned the morality of a slave plantation, potentially Abraham Lincoln, and discussing sponsorships for companies. They also talk about a photo they took at a Renaissance fair and try to find it.

[22:13 - 22:22] Justin helps "pinpoint the problem" and the speaker is looking for a glass thing or just the picture itself

[22:44 - 22:50]They discuss the difference between a purse and a shoulder bag

[23:43 - 23:56]The speaker talks about a sketch involving throwing up chocolate milk after recording the finale of Jet Set Radio

[24:22 - 24:28]They joke about throwing up around each other and mention a time in Japan when Justin didn't throw up

[26:52 - 26:59]The speaker mentions a story involving Chad Roberts and going to Nobu for a free dinner and getting drunk

[28:06 - 28:12]The speaker smokes a joint and gets sick outside, possibly in front of UTA executives

[29:27 - 29:33]The group discusses previous times they have done questionable things in public, such as peeing behind a dumpster

[22:13 - 29:44]The speaker and Justin discuss finding a glass thing while joking about past experiences with throwing up and doing questionable things in public, and then the speaker tells a story about getting drunk and sick at a free dinner at Nobu with Chad Roberts and possibly in front of UTA executives.

[29:44 - 29:57]Person discusses walking around while under the influence of alcohol and the difficulty of finding a place to urinate in public.

[30:25 - 30:35]Talks about a specific incident where he urinated on the back of a store during a protest and was seen by someone across the street.

[31:20 - 31:28]Recalls a childhood memory of being embarrassed by pulling his pants all the way down while using the urinal.

[33:13 - 33:24]Considers what would happen if he and his friend both did this in public.

[34:37 - 34:44]Ad reads for personal care brand Hawthorne, the streaming service ExpressVPN, and the online counseling service Better Help.

[29:44 - 37:09]The person talks about public urination, a specific incident where they were seen urinating on a store, a childhood memory of being embarrassed while using a urinal, and ad reads for various products and services.

[37:10 - 37:18]The speaker discusses their belief that everyone should do therapy.

[37:28 - 37:36]The connection is safe and private and can start within 24 hours.

[37:28 - 37:36]It is not self-help, but professional counseling.

[37:36 - 37:48]They mention doing therapy themselves and how it has become easier with Better Help.

[37:36 - 37:48]Better Help is an online therapy platform that will assess your needs and match you with a licensed therapist.

[37:36 - 37:48]Communication with your counselor is available anytime and sessions can be scheduled weekly.

[37:36 - 37:48]Better Help allows for changing counselors if needed and offers a broad range of expertise.

[37:48 - 38:02]It is available worldwide and can help with issues such as depression, stress, anxiety, and more.

[38:03 - 38:11]The speaker offers a 10% discount for listeners who use the sponsor's link.

[38:19 - 38:25]The speaker then shifts to a conversation about bathroom talk.

[38:27 - 38:39]They discuss a classmate from high school who took a shit in the urinal and got caught.

[41:49 - 41:57]The speaker also shares a personal story about a camping trip where a friend pooped off a bridge and pranked the group by pretending to poop on the hiking trail.

[43:40 - 43:45]The speaker mentions the SuperMega bingo board and their love for Christmas decorations.

[43:54 - 44:02]They plan to go shopping for decorations while alone in their house for a month.

[44:13 - 44:19]The speaker then remembers something and runs out of the room.

[44:35 - 44:43]They reveal that they left a Christmas present at home and express their excitement for it.

[44:35 - 44:43]The text concludes with a mention of taking a picture with the present and a note from the speaker about how they wouldn't have bought it for themselves.

[37:10 - 44:55]The overall text discusses the speaker's belief in therapy, their personal experiences with it, and some humorous anecdotes about bathroom incidents and Christmas decorations.

[44:56 - 45:03]The speaker suggests taking a Facebook profile picture with a wig and baby Yoda.

[45:05 - 45:10]A picture is taken and will be added to the YouTube version of the podcast.

[45:16 - 45:21]The speaker and audience admire the baby Yoda toy and discuss its price and whether it makes noise.

[45:42 - 45:48]The speaker and audience joke about using the toy to mentally torment their friend.

[46:13 - 46:25]The speaker shares a story about mimicking a teacher's voice and potentially getting in trouble for it.

[47:15 - 47:21]The topic shifts to watching the new season of 90 day fiance and a possible resemblance between one of the cast members and the speaker.

[49:09 - 49:14]The speaker and audience joke about being interviewed by a magazine and being the "biggest playboys" in the San Fernando Valley.

[50:43 - 50:52]The speaker shares a story about watching a boxing match and discusses the potential earnings for professional boxers.

[52:31 - 52:39]The topic shifts to professional boxing and the potential for a YouTuber to beat a professional boxer.

[52:31 - 52:39]The speaker and audience discuss the possibility of letting a professional boxer knock them out for a video.

[44:56 - 52:53]Cute baby Yoda toy, watching 90 day fiance, joking about being interviewed by a magazine, discussing professional boxing and potential earnings, considering getting knocked out by a professional boxer for a video.

[52:53 - 52:59]Both speakers discuss the idea of teaming up against a professional boxer

[53:17 - 53:26]The potential dangers of getting knocked out in a fight are discussed

[53:42 - 53:50]The speakers mention a YouTube video of Russian hand-to-hand fighting in a warehouse

[54:46 - 54:51]They discuss the extreme cold in Russia and its effects on the body

[55:14 - 55:19]Hypothermia and its dangers are briefly mentioned

[56:34 - 56:40]One speaker expresses interest in becoming an interviewer

[57:11 - 57:16]They discuss the documentary "Grizzly Man" and its director Werner Herzog

[58:00 - 58:12]Another documentary by Herzog, featuring an interview with Gorbachev, is mentioned

[58:24 - 58:31]Gorbachev's involvement in other commercial ads is mentioned

[58:24 - 58:31]The irony of Gorbachev, a former communist leader, appearing in ads for luxury brands is reflected upon

[58:41 - 59:00]The surprising fact that Gorbachev appeared in a Pizza Hut ad is discussed

[1.00:27 - 1.00:33]The idea of the speakers appearing in commercials is briefly mentioned

[52:53 - 1.00:33]The speakers discuss the idea of teaming up against a professional boxer and the potential dangers of getting knocked out. They also mention a YouTube video of Russian hand-to-hand fighting and discuss the extreme cold in Russia. Hypothermia and its dangers are briefly mentioned. One speaker expresses interest in becoming an interviewer and they discuss the documentary "Grizzly Man" and its director Werner Herzog. They also mention a documentary featuring an interview with Gorbachev and his surprising appearance in a Pizza Hut ad. The irony of Gorbachev appearing in ads for luxury brands is reflected upon. The idea of the speakers appearing in commercials is briefly mentioned, with one expressing a desire to do so together.

[1.00:34 - 1.00:46] Imagine being in several commercials and a podcast together

[1.00:47 - 1.00:50]Wanting to be on TV

[1.00:47 - 1.00:50]Imagining being the new Sonic guys, eating onion rings and cracking banter in a car

[1.00:47 - 1.00:50]Down for being Sonic guys

[1.00:34 - 1.00:50]The speaker is imagining being in commercials and a podcast, and being the new Sonic guys on TV, eating onion rings and cracking banter in a car.