[00:01 - 01:14]The speaker talks about going to church and considering returning.

[00:21 - 04:58]The speaker talks about seeing a man with a sniper rifle in an Uber and thinking they might be a hitman.

[04:09 - 06:47]The speaker recalls working at Bed Bath and Beyond and making a name tag with "mega man" on it.

[05:56 - 07:21]They discuss a customer at Bed Bath and Beyond who had an email with "cock" in it.

[06:47 - 07:26]The speaker recalls working at Bed Bath and Beyond and making a name tag with "mega man" on it.

[07:26 - 08:12]They talk about someone being cringy and wanting to find a new drink.

[08:12 - 09:01]They discuss a customer at Bed Bath and Beyond who had an email with "cock" in it.

[09:01 - 10:05]The speaker talks about having an AOL email and getting hacked through it.

[09:22 - 10:16]They discuss a customer at Bed Bath and Beyond who had an email with "cock" in it.

[09:44 - 10:05]They joke about her reaction to something and that she didn't look her age.

[10:16 - 10:44]The speaker talks about having an AOL email and getting hacked through it.

[10:16 - 10:44]The speaker leaves the conversation to see his mom.

[10:33 - 12:09]Aden forgot it was the speaker's birthday and only remembered because he saw a tweet.

[10:50 - 11:17]They talk about how it's the speaker's birthday and how they recorded a podcast a month in advance.

[11:02 - 11:25]Aden forgot it was the speaker's birthday and only remembered because he saw a tweet.

[12:38 - 13:50]Aden bought the speaker's flight as a birthday gift and the speaker jokes about how he didn't invite him to a trip with his family.

[13:50 - 14:34]The speaker leaves the conversation to see his mom.

[14:34 - 17:40]Aden invited the speaker to a trip with his family, but the speaker couldn't come.

[16:41 - 18:25]Aden's mom invited the speaker to spend Christmas with them but he cancelled last minute.

[18:25 - 19:25]The speaker and Aden went to a Smash Brothers Melee tournament together.

[18:33 - 18:44]There's a dance at the camp where you have to ask someone to do it

[18:45 - 19:17]They mention going to Chipotle and being called for their bracket while there

[19:17 - 19:31]They also saw a player named Dark Aiden, who had a rough day of playing

[19:25 - 20:31]The speaker jokes about how Aden doesn't care about his friends.

[19:31 - 20:31]The friend talks about how he slept in late and was worried about him

[20:32 - 20:54]The speaker leaves the conversation to see his mom.

[20:32 - 20:54]The friend gets mad at Aiden for not remembering their conversations

[20:54 - 21:08]They mention going to a casino and Aiden loses a lot of money

[21:08 - 21:40]They talk about a bracket where they compete in a game called Mario party

[21:40 - 22:00]The friend talks about how Aiden was upset about losing and how he didn't care when he showed him the grip strength device

[22:01 - 23:28]They mention going to a casino and Aiden loses a lot of money

[22:15 - 24:38]They go climbing at a gym and Aiden struggles with a climb

[22:58 - 24:06]They mention going to a casino and Aiden loses a lot of money

[24:16 - 24:46]There's a dance at the camp where you have to ask someone to do it

[24:46 - 25:14]They test their grip strength and Aiden beats the friend's score

[25:14 - 26:08]The friend talks about how Aiden was upset about losing and how he didn't care when he showed him the grip strength device

[25:20 - 26:22]They test their grip strength and Aiden beats the friend's score

[25:42 - 26:14]There's a dance at the camp where you have to ask someone to do it

[26:23 - 26:57]The friend talks about how Aiden was upset about losing and how he didn't care when he showed him the grip strength device

[27:11 - 27:44]The friend gets mad at Aiden for not remembering their conversations

[27:44 - 28:35]They mention Aiden getting bullied at a tournament and flying back home

[28:35 - 29:53]Page Content: A conversation between friends at camp about a recent trip to a tournament

[28:41 - 29:01]The friend talks about how he had a wonderful time and received a surprise gift

[29:53 - 30:31]Aiden doesn't want to sing but the friend gets him to sing along

[30:32 - 35:57]The group discusses a cringe Christmas song and its creation

[31:11 - 31:45]The friend shows a video of a song made for Aiden, inspired by another friend's song

[31:45 - 31:52]The friend gets mad at Aiden for not remembering their conversations

[35:30 - 38:22]They talk about the popularity of Valorant and their own experiences with it

[35:37 - 38:51]They mention a song called "Girls Night" in Valorant

[38:29 - 42:28]They mention playing rock climbing and a "squeeze off" competition

[39:08 - 40:55]They discuss the lack of food options in Prescott, Arizona and their experience with an Uber driver there

[42:28 - 46:00]They mention playing rock climbing and a "squeeze off" competition

[45:36 - 48:25]They discuss the lack of food options in Prescott, Arizona and their experience with an Uber driver there

[45:36 - 49:34]They finally got an Uber and the driver was kind, so the speaker started a conversation and asked if they could go through a drive-thru.

[47:57 - 49:17]They also mention getting into an Uber with a sniper and having a smelly hotel room.

[49:34 - 53:26]They finally got an Uber and the driver was kind, so the speaker started a conversation and asked if they could go through a drive-thru.

[51:49 - 53:45]The speaker was surprised when their Uber took 15 minutes to arrive and then suddenly cancelled.

[53:26 - 56:41]They finally got an Uber and the driver was kind, so the speaker started a conversation and asked if they could go through a drive-thru.

[56:07 - 57:08]There was a car accident at a Panera Bread and the police were called.

[57:09 - 58:08]They finally got an Uber and the driver was kind, so the speaker started a conversation and asked if they could go through a drive-thru.

[57:46 - 58:24]There was a car accident at a Panera Bread and the police were called.

[58:24 - 1.01:04]They finally got an Uber and the driver was kind, so the speaker started a conversation and asked if they could go through a drive-thru.

[59:33 - 1.02:06]The speaker discusses how Anthony believes Riot (a video game company) is involved with the CIA and sex terrorists.

[1.01:04 - 1.03:11]They also mention working with Richard Lewis in the past and how he was the best talent they've ever worked with.

[1.03:11 - 1.03:50]The text ends with the speaker jokingly saying they might call Interpol if they can't get the rank they deserve.

[1.03:50 - 1.06:16]They debate whether the fart jars actually contain farts or not

[1.04:04 - 1.05:02]The hosts discuss the design of the t-shirt and the logo for Amaranth's fart-selling business.

[1.04:22 - 1.08:48]The hosts receive a package from Amaranth containing jars of hot tub water and her hair, as well as a mug and t-shirt

[1.07:40 - 1.10:07]They debate whether the fart jars actually contain farts or not

[1.09:28 - 1.14:00]One of the hosts recalls a time when he had to take a bathroom break during a live stream and accidentally left the camera on

[1.10:51 - 1.13:27]A coach/guest commentator at the event used his phone as a camera

[1.14:00 - 1.16:26]They joke about selling a flashlight with Amaranth's fart scent

[1.14:00 - 1.18:51]The person speaking and others discuss a jar of mystery items and drinking from it

[1.15:20 - 1.17:32]They open the jars and smell them, with one host almost throwing up

[1.16:35 - 1.18:57]They receive a shirt with a funny slogan and a mug from a Twitch streamer named Amaranth

[1.16:50 - 1.18:45]The hosts discuss the design of the t-shirt and the logo for Amaranth's fart-selling business.

[1.18:00 - 1.18:14]The hosts receive a package from Amaranth containing jars of hot tub water and her hair, as well as a mug and t-shirt

[1.18:57 - 1.19:23]The person speaking and others discuss a jar of mystery items and drinking from it

[1.19:23 - 1.24:01]The person speaking can't relate to someone else and discusses going out

[1.22:49 - 1.24:07]They joke about kids being good at things and losing to them

[1.23:17 - 1.25:13]They mention playing Fortnite for fun and getting criticized for it

[1.23:41 - 1.25:58]They joke about kids being good at things and losing to them

[1.24:57 - 1.25:50]The speaker talks about being at a club and seeing kids who are very good at rock climbing, and how it inspires him to lose weight.

[1.24:57 - 1.27:33]The person speaking sees their friend Aiden and comments on his weight loss and appearance.

[1.25:04 - 1.26:56]The speaker mentions going on a warehouse excursion and watching train streams.

[1.25:13 - 1.27:53]The speaker talks about being at a club and seeing kids who are very good at rock climbing, and how it inspires him to lose weight.

[1.25:58 - 1.26:56]A coach/guest commentator at the event used his phone as a camera

[1.27:53 - 1.28:34]The speaker talks about their new swag and receiving a Goofy shirt as a gift.

[1.28:05 - 1.28:58]They discuss a potential patreon episode where the speaker will wax their entire body if they reach 20k patrons.

[1.28:58 - 1.29:36]The speaker talks about their new swag and receiving a Goofy shirt as a gift.

[1.30:01 - 1.31:03]The speaker ends by reminding viewers to subscribe to the channel.

[1.31:03 - 1.32:14]The speaker mentions going on a warehouse excursion and watching train streams.

[1.31:16 - 1.32:33]They talk about a Twitch streamer who recently retired and how they have been talking to their mods.

[1.32:14 - 1.34:19]The speaker talks about their significant other and how they rarely buy clothes.

[1.32:34 - 1.33:05]The speaker talks about their new swag and receiving a Goofy shirt as a gift.

[1.32:40 - 1.33:00]It is revealed that the item stolen was a mixed wag.

[1.33:00 - 1.33:32]The speaker mentions that the stolen item was taken from the laundry pile.

[1.33:32 - 1.33:50]The speaker asks for permission to leak information.

[1.33:32 - 1.34:33]They discuss a potential patreon episode where the speaker will wax their entire body if they reach 20k patrons.

[1.33:50 - 1.34:19]The speaker says goodbye and the conversation shifts to discussing murder.

[1.34:19 - 1.35:23]They briefly mention chiropractors and their defenders in the comments.

[1.34:19 - 1.35:23]It is suggested that the theft would have hurt or caused discomfort.

[1.35:24 - 1.35:52]The speaker says goodbye and the conversation shifts to discussing murder.

[1.35:24 - 1.36:05]The speaker ends by reminding viewers to subscribe to the channel.