
SuperMegaCast - EP 112: Ryan's Ranch: The Movie


[00:08 - 00:16]Matt apologizes for talking about social privilege and makes a comment about a pretty woman being more privileged than any white man.


[00:16 - 00:22]Ryan and Matt introduce the Super Mega Cast Episode 112.


[00:43 - 00:48]Ryan and Matt discuss turning off a TV and the sound it was making.


[01:33 - 01:46]They talk about watching the movie Magnolia and John C. Riley's appearance.


[04:09 - 04:16]They apologize for a mistake in the previous episode.


[05:24 - 05:30]They discuss watching the movie The Fly and mention the use of a derogatory term and the rapey behavior of some characters.


[05:24 - 05:30]They mention the ending of The Fly and how it differs from typical movie endings.


[00:08 - 07:31]Matt and Ryan introduce Super Mega Cast Episode 112, apologize for a mistake, discuss watching the movies Magnolia and The Fly, and mention John C. Riley's appearance and the use of a derogatory term in The Fly. They also mention the movie's ending and its difference from typical movie endings.


[07:31 - 07:37] Narrator discusses their love for horror movies and watching them during October


[07:38 - 07:43]They recently watched The Fly and enjoyed it, mentioning their love for body horror and director David Cronenberg


[08:28 - 08:34]The narrator then talks about other horror movies they have recently watched, including Hereditary and The Descent


[09:18 - 09:23]They also mention watching the movie The Thing, and discussing the difference between the European and American endings


[09:25 - 09:37]They mention being scared by The Descent as a child and still finding it terrifying due to claustrophobia


[11:00 - 11:11]The narrator briefly discusses using acne cream and their thoughts on aging and puberty


[12:44 - 12:53]They reflect on how they have changed as a person in the past few years


[12:59 - 13:09]The narrator and Ryan briefly joke about politics and then discuss their experiences with acne


[14:01 - 14:06]Ryan is mentioned to have perfect skin, while the narrator and others in their life struggle with breakouts


[07:31 - 14:26]Overall, the narrator reflects on their love for horror movies and their personal experiences with acne and aging.


[14:40 - 14:47]Person needs to whiten their teeth in a week


[14:47 - 14:53]They recommend using crust whitening strips for a week


[14:47 - 14:53]There will be a drastic difference in teeth color


[14:47 - 14:53]They suggest using the whitening strips to pick up boys at a drunk drawing show


[15:40 - 15:46]They will be doing a drunk drawing show in December and multiple shows in 2019


[15:53 - 15:59]They play a game called "Whose Culture is the Best?"


[16:12 - 16:21]They compare Aztecs to Hawaiians and Hawaiians win


[16:41 - 16:52]They compare Hawaiians to Greeks and Hawaiians win again


[16:53 - 16:58]They compare Hawaiians to Taiwanese and Hawaiians still win


[17:32 - 17:40]They compare Hawaiians to South Africans and Hawaiians win again


[18:00 - 18:07]They compare Hawaiians to Japanese and Hawaiians win again


[19:18 - 19:24]They would rather go to Hawaii than Japan


[20:22 - 20:27]They mention the Yakuza and their potential vacation beach parties in Hawaii


[20:40 - 20:55]They discuss their fear of the Yakuza, FBI, and drug cartels


[14:26 - 22:15]They mention a documentary about Mormons living in Mexico and getting into a fight with a cartel, resulting in deaths. Overall, the person discusses teeth whitening, upcoming drunk drawing shows, a game about different cultures, and their fear of dangerous groups.


[22:15 - 22:25]Discussion about picking fights with cartels and organized crime


[23:17 - 23:25]Mention of the TV show Narcos


[23:34 - 23:42]Mention of Pablo Escobar and his actions


[23:34 - 23:42]Discussion about Escobar's power and control


[24:04 - 24:09]Brief mention of a potential movie review series


[24:48 - 24:53]Discussion on waiting for the release of the movie review series


[25:21 - 25:30]Mention of the YouTuber "Nostalgia Critic"


[25:43 - 25:51]Discussion on Power Rangers and the YouTuber "Lingkara"


[26:28 - 26:39]Mention of the speaker's childhood interests


[27:19 - 27:25]Discussion on throwing yo-yos and pocket knives as a child


[28:00 - 28:08]Mention of the speaker's father and a zoo incident


[29:10 - 29:18]Discussion on the monthly subscription box "Loot Crate"


[22:15 - 29:33]Discussion on various topics including cartels, Pablo Escobar, movie reviews, childhood interests, and a Loot Crate subscription.


[29:33 - 29:47] Matt and narrator have received loot crates in the past


[29:47 - 29:53]Loot crates contain items from popular pop culture franchises


[29:53 - 29:59]October crate has a cursed theme for Halloween


[29:59 - 30:06]Other crates include gaming and anime franchises


[30:28 - 30:35]Subscription includes guaranteed t-shirt and starts at less than $20/month


[30:42 - 30:51]Loot Crate also offers 16 other crates


[31:50 - 31:59]Use code "super" to save 30% on subscription


[32:06 - 32:12]Loot Crate sponsors the podcast


[33:06 - 33:15]Matt and narrator discuss their water bottle's expiration date


[35:01 - 35:15]Matt and narrator apologize for making fart jokes and return to game


[35:43 - 35:50]They play a game called "Ryan's Ranch" where Ryan is a cowboy in the Wild West


[37:02 - 37:10]Servant slave boy Matthew goes to get a sparkling object from a mountain for Ryan


[38:13 - 38:19]Ryan shows off his impressive calves and offers to carry Matthew up the mountain


[38:31 - 38:37]Matthew grabs onto Ryan's back hair and they head to Mount Norris


[29:33 - 38:46]Matt and narrator play a game on the podcast called "Ryan's Ranch" where Ryan is a cowboy with impressive calves and servant servant boy Matthew helps him retrieve a mysterious object from Mount Norris with Ryan's back hair.


[38:46 - 38:54] Cowboy Ryan is not wearing a shirt and wearing jorts on his hot ranch in Arizona


[39:03 - 39:08]He has a straw hat and a Livestrong wristband, as well as a Mason Dixon line tattoo on his pelvis


[39:16 - 39:23]He and his servant, Matthew, go for a run on the ranch but Ryan realizes he forgot to tell his wife


[39:31 - 39:39]His wife always tells him not to go to the top of the mountain without telling her first


[39:41 - 39:48]The sun is setting and they can't make it to the top before dark


[39:49 - 39:58]Ryan decides to give his legs to Matthew so he can run to tell his wife and Ryan can go back to the mountain


[40:18 - 40:31]Matthew finds a time machine button and accidentally goes back in time before Ryan gave him his legs


[40:43 - 41:03]Ryan decides to cut his legs off again and tells Matthew to go pleasure his wife with them


[42:43 - 42:51]Ryan starts running up the mountain with his arms, but the sun sets and he knows monsters come out at night


[45:51 - 45:56]Meanwhile, Matthew makes it to Ryan's house and finds his ethnically diverse wife in trouble


[46:52 - 47:04]He tries to save her with true love's kiss but it doesn't work and he hears a werewolf's cry


[47:05 - 47:11]Ryan thinks Matthew is pleasuring his wife but realizes she is in trouble with the werewolf


[38:46 - 47:41]Cowboy Ryan, wearing jorts and a Livestrong wristband, goes for a run on his hot ranch in Arizona with his servant, Matthew. He realizes he forgot to tell his wife before going and she always warns him not to go to the top of the mountain without telling her. As the sun sets, he gives his legs to Matthew so he can run to tell his wife while Ryan goes back to the mountain. However, Matthew finds a time machine button and accidentally goes back in time before Ryan gave him his legs. Ryan then cuts his legs off again and tells Matthew to go pleasure his wife with them. Meanwhile, Ryan starts climbing the mountain with his arms but the sun sets and he knows monsters come out at night. At the same time, Matthew makes it to Ryan's house and finds his ethnically diverse wife in trouble. He tries to save her with true love's kiss but it doesn't work and he hears a werewolf's cry. Ryan, thinking Matthew is pleasuring his wife, realizes she is in trouble with the werewolf. The werewolf is coming for them and Ryan must climb the mountain quickly.


[47:42 - 47:48]He starts running up the mountain but it's dark and he's losing his footing.


[47:53 - 48:08]He chips his nail and falls to the ground, realizing there are monsters on the mountainside.


[48:29 - 48:45]He decides to use Matthew's legs to climb, and they reach the top where they find a mysterious object.


[49:05 - 49:12]They hear a scream and see Ryan with his wife, who is being held by one leg and hopping up the mountain.


[49:12 - 49:25]Ryan tells Matt to kiss his wife, and the object starts to disintegrate.


[49:59 - 50:17]Matt falls down the mountain and breaks all his bones, but the wife is alive and tells him she loves him.


[50:59 - 51:15]It is revealed that the object is a pair of sneakers, and the wizard appears and tells them about stock eggs.


[53:18 - 53:25]Ryan comes down the mountain and tells them to go to stockex.com/megacast.


[54:07 - 54:18]The three of them live happily ever after with a polyamorous relationship and lots of children.


[47:42 - 56:40]A man climbs a dark mountain, using his hands until he chips his nail and encounters monsters. He enlists the help of another man's legs and they find a mysterious object. After a series of events, they find out it is a pair of sneakers and the wizard appears to tell them about stock eggs. The three of them live happily ever after.


[56:40 - 56:45] Matt and the speaker can be found on social media platforms such as Instagram, Twitter, and Twitch.


[56:48 - 56:53]The speaker mentions Ryan's LinkedIn page, but clarifies that they do not have one.


[57:00 - 57:05]They also mention other websites such as StumbleUpon, Blogger, and Flickr.


[57:05 - 57:11]The episode can be listened to on iTunes and Spotify.


[57:13 - 57:15]The speaker says goodbye and asks if they are the only one saying bye.


[56:40 - 57:15]The speaker and Matt are on social media platforms, mention other websites, and invite listeners to check out their podcast on iTunes and Spotify.