[00:00 - 01:03]The speaker discusses the size of their penis, stating that it is above average and comfortable to wear pants in.

[00:30 - 02:28]The conversation shifts to discussing homosexuality, with the speaker admitting they think they are "too gay" and talk about it too much.

[01:53 - 03:11]They discuss whether trying homosexuality multiple times indicates interest or attempting to convince oneself to enjoy it.

[04:04 - 04:23]The speaker recounts spending $7,000 on an outfit for the Streamy Awards, but it smelled bad and they were upset about it.

[04:11 - 07:36]The conversation shifts to discussing the speaker's and others' scents, with the speaker complimenting the other two's neutral and luxurious smells. They mention putting on cologne, but it seems to have faded.

[04:23 - 05:31]The speaker recounts spending $7,000 on an outfit for the Streamy Awards, but it smelled bad and they were upset about it.

[05:31 - 07:06]The speaker is relieved they returned the shirt that smelled bad, as they won't smell bad anymore because the smell came back.

[07:36 - 13:13]The conversation shifts to discussing the speaker's and others' scents, with the speaker complimenting the other two's neutral and luxurious smells. They mention putting on cologne, but it seems to have faded.

[11:19 - 12:29]The conversation centers around a product called "spice bomb" and its packaging.

[11:27 - 11:49]There is a rumor that John Mayer likes to watch women's feces on glass tables, but it is not confirmed.

[12:10 - 13:20]The speaker wore an eyeliner and glittery outfit at an event, and it was the most photographed moment.

[12:49 - 13:20]The speaker is relieved they returned the shirt that smelled bad, as they won't smell bad anymore because the smell came back.

[13:21 - 13:47]The conversation centers around a product called "spice bomb" and its packaging.

[13:47 - 15:04]The speaker travels with small packets of "titty milk" sample which looks like cocaine.

[15:05 - 15:48]The speaker has tried cocaine once in a video game but did not enjoy it.

[15:48 - 16:31]Fentanyl is a dangerous drug that the speaker has experienced during a medical procedure.

[16:31 - 17:29]The speaker also had fentanyl during wisdom teeth surgery.

[17:30 - 18:01]It is used to relax the body and is part of the anesthesia process, but should not be taken recreationally.

[17:42 - 18:47]Fentanyl is a dangerous drug that the speaker has experienced during a medical procedure.

[17:48 - 18:53]The speaker references Michael Jackson's death and the use of propofol.

[18:53 - 19:48]They are aware of these drugs due to their hypochondriac tendencies.

[19:00 - 20:16]The speaker mentions their frequent use of WebMD and how it has increased their knowledge of medicine

[19:27 - 20:02]The speaker explains the term "hypochondriac" and how it relates to their own health concerns

[20:18 - 20:53]They mention that the rasp has become a part of their brand and they are hesitant to lose it

[20:53 - 22:29]The speaker reveals that the polyp is caused by a tick they used to have as a child, which caused trauma to their vocal cords

[21:16 - 21:46]They discuss the possibility of surgery to remove the polyp, but express concerns about potential complications

[21:58 - 22:24]They mention a vocal condition they have, causing a rasp in their voice

[22:29 - 24:19]The speaker reveals that the polyp is caused by a tick they used to have as a child, which caused trauma to their vocal cords

[22:36 - 23:01]They discuss the potential consequences of surgery, including loss of their voice and potentially changing their identity as a content creator.

[23:16 - 23:58]The speaker reveals that the polyp is caused by a tick they used to have as a child, which caused trauma to their vocal cords

[24:04 - 25:33]They discuss the potential consequences of surgery, including loss of their voice and potentially changing their identity as a content creator.

[24:19 - 26:02]The speaker explains the term "hypochondriac" and how it relates to their own health concerns

[25:33 - 27:09]They mention a vocal condition they have, causing a rasp in their voice

[27:09 - 27:24]They discuss the potential consequences of surgery, including loss of their voice and potentially changing their identity as a content creator.

[27:25 - 28:26]The speaker mentions that the rasp has gotten worse over time and they have been drinking more recently, possibly to cope with it

[28:26 - 28:59]The speaker discusses the perceived coolness of smoking cigarettes and references the movie "The Outsiders"

[28:59 - 29:59]The speaker's friend, Shea, was obsessed with the story and the movie adaptation

[29:06 - 30:33]The speaker discusses the perceived coolness of smoking cigarettes and references the movie "The Outsiders"

[29:45 - 30:14]The speaker brings the conversation back to the prostitute in Amsterdam and how they brought a friend with them to the Red Light District

[30:14 - 30:53]The speaker discusses the perceived coolness of smoking cigarettes and references the movie "The Outsiders"

[30:53 - 32:51]The speaker and their friend hire a prostitute in Amsterdam to experience the Red Light District

[31:48 - 32:34]The speaker discusses the perceived coolness of smoking cigarettes and references the movie "The Outsiders"

[32:51 - 33:54]The speaker makes a joke about women in positions of power and mentions their love for powerful women in a non-sexual way

[33:19 - 34:47]The topic of periods comes up and the speaker asks how many tampons women use in a day

[34:48 - 35:33]The speaker and their friend ultimately decide to hire a prostitute together.

[35:05 - 35:59]The topic of periods comes up and the speaker asks how many tampons women use in a day

[35:59 - 36:32]They discuss the different types of tampons and make jokes about periods being beautiful and natural

[36:33 - 37:15]They describe the setup of the Red Light District and the process of selecting a prostitute through a window

[36:39 - 37:43]The speaker brings the conversation back to the prostitute in Amsterdam and how they brought a friend with them to the Red Light District

[37:43 - 39:23]The speaker only wanted to touch boobs and paid 50 euros for 20 minutes.

[38:16 - 40:26]They did not get to touch any boobs and left without getting anything.

[39:55 - 41:24]The brothel tried to upsell the speaker for more services, but the speaker refused.

[40:14 - 41:12]They did not get to touch any boobs and left without getting anything.

[40:34 - 42:45]The speaker talks about their experience with a bidet.

[41:36 - 43:35]The speaker believes that prostitution is natural and beautiful.

[42:31 - 45:50]The speaker talks about their experience with a bidet.

[45:00 - 46:12]The brothel tried to upsell the speaker for more services, but the speaker refused.

[46:13 - 48:08]The speaker believes that prostitution is natural and beautiful.

[46:33 - 48:38]The brothel tried to upsell the speaker for more services, but the speaker refused.

[48:38 - 48:45]The speaker only wanted to touch boobs and paid 50 euros for 20 minutes.

[48:45 - 49:43]They discuss the differences between brothels and red light district services.

[48:45 - 50:05]The speaker is doing an interview and has never been in one before.

[49:22 - 50:00]The brothel experience is compared to a strip club with all prostitutes.

[50:05 - 50:42]They discuss a show called "Name Your Prize" that is coming back.

[50:43 - 52:05]The show is a spoof of a 70s game show where they guess the prices of items bought on Craigslist and eBay.

[51:39 - 53:14]The speaker and another person, Ted, went to high school together and Ted was known as the theater star.

[53:14 - 54:45]The speaker is doing an interview and has never been in one before.

[53:21 - 54:18]They mention a TikTok creator who is obsessed with smoking and responds to comments about it.

[54:19 - 56:03]Ted is surprised that the speaker is as young as they are.

[54:25 - 54:58]The speaker is doing an interview and has never been in one before.

[54:58 - 56:29]Ted is from Washington state and the speaker is from Oregon.

[56:11 - 56:16]They discuss the differences between liberal and conservative areas in their respective states.

[56:29 - 56:53]The speaker and another person, Ted, went to high school together and Ted was known as the theater star.

[56:54 - 57:54]Ted is surprised that the speaker is as young as they are.

[57:15 - 57:20]They discuss the differences between liberal and conservative areas in their respective states.

[57:55 - 58:43]The speaker recently rode in Ted's rented Lamborghini and was surprised to hear him listening to music from the 30s or 40s.

[58:13 - 59:05]Ted explains that he is an "old soul" and enjoys music from that time period.

[58:18 - 1.00:26]The speaker has never played Fallout but enjoys music from that time period.

[1.00:36 - 1.01:23]They discuss the possibility of the speaker starting an OnlyFans account

[1.00:51 - 1.01:45]The speaker expresses hesitation about going nude on the account

[1.01:46 - 1.01:53]The listener grows frustrated with the speaker's confusion and asks them to take the question seriously

[1.01:54 - 1.02:38]They discuss the potential for a "daddy era" in the speaker's life

[1.02:39 - 1.02:56]The listener offers to be the speaker's manager for the account

[1.02:56 - 1.03:15]The speaker reflects on their past insecurities about their body and wanting to celebrate their current body

[1.03:15 - 1.03:59]The listener offers to be the speaker's manager for the account

[1.03:38 - 1.04:35]They discuss the potential for sending explicit photos and the speaker's past experiences with it

[1.04:36 - 1.05:33]The speaker clarifies the question about unlimited bacon or unlimited games

[1.05:07 - 1.06:03]The listener grows frustrated with the speaker's confusion and asks them to take the question seriously

[1.06:09 - 1.06:34]The speaker chooses unlimited games and no bacon

[1.06:35 - 1.07:56]The speaker clarifies the question about unlimited bacon or unlimited games

[1.06:42 - 1.07:17]The listener grows frustrated with the speaker's confusion and asks them to take the question seriously

[1.07:24 - 1.07:48]The speaker clarifies the question about unlimited bacon or unlimited games

[1.07:56 - 1.09:34]The hosts wrap up the episode and ask the speaker what condiment or sandwich piece they would be

[1.08:14 - 1.09:36]The speaker chooses to be the tomato, saying they would be missed if they were not there.