[00:00 - 06:48]Paul argues and calls them stupid assholes

[06:13 - 07:54]Server says drinks are no problem, sister later texts narrator asking why she always has to be right

[06:54 - 08:22]Paul argues and calls them stupid assholes

[08:22 - 10:23]Paul claims the Italian word for red is marinara and white is Alfredo

[09:36 - 10:43]The woman asks if she is the asshole for inviting them

[09:43 - 10:43]Paul argues and calls them stupid assholes

[09:43 - 10:43]A group is discussing whether or not someone is an asshole for correcting someone about the color of Alfredo sauce

[10:02 - 14:31]The woman argues with her husband about it

[10:18 - 11:52]They debate the impact of someone being wrong about something that is important to them

[11:21 - 13:15]They discuss the potential consequences of someone having incorrect beliefs or definitions, using the example of marinara sauce and the color red

[11:32 - 13:08]One person brings up the idea of letting people live in their own "fantasy land" and the group debates this idea

[11:59 - 12:28]They debate the impact of someone being wrong about something that is important to them

[13:15 - 13:50]One person shares a personal experience of wingmanning for someone and the discussion shifts to the role of a wingman

[13:29 - 16:10]The mother tells her it's not a good thing because special needs students don't get special considerations in their careers

[13:39 - 14:14]The husband's family assumes the other woman and her daughter are crashing the party and tries to get rid of them

[14:24 - 16:32]They debate the impact of someone being wrong about something that is important to them

[14:32 - 16:24]The woman asks if she is the asshole for inviting them

[15:16 - 15:55]The woman argues with her husband about it

[15:23 - 16:16]The conversation shifts to talking about turtles and a philosophical concept known as the "allegory of the cave"

[15:55 - 16:51]They joke about someone being the "asshole" in the situation and reference a Reddit post

[15:55 - 19:13]The woman asks if she is the asshole for inviting them

[16:10 - 16:38]The woman argues with her husband about it

[16:52 - 17:32]One person shares a personal experience of wingmanning for someone and the discussion shifts to the role of a wingman

[16:52 - 18:57]The husband gets angry and confronts the woman about inviting them

[17:09 - 19:13]They debate the impact of someone being wrong about something that is important to them

[17:18 - 19:26]They joke about someone being the "asshole" in the situation and reference a Reddit post

[17:24 - 19:26]The potential daughter may or may not be related to the husband

[17:50 - 20:03]The woman's decision to invite the potential daughter and her mother is questioned by the public

[18:10 - 21:33]The woman invites the other woman and her potential daughter to their daughter's birthday party without telling her husband

[19:26 - 21:45]They debate the impact of someone being wrong about something that is important to them

[19:40 - 23:25]The woman asks if she is the asshole for inviting them

[20:03 - 23:40]The woman's daughter may or may not have been aware of the potential sibling

[20:10 - 21:26]One person shares a personal experience of wingmanning for someone and the discussion shifts to the role of a wingman

[21:27 - 25:04]They joke about someone being the "asshole" in the situation and reference a Reddit post

[21:33 - 21:39]The mother tells her it is unnecessary and doesn't want her to be labeled

[21:45 - 25:11]The woman confirms that she invited them and wants them to stay

[21:52 - 24:22]The woman asks if she is the asshole for inviting them

[22:07 - 24:55]They discuss the consequences of being corrected and potentially being wrong in an argument

[23:19 - 25:17]A group is discussing whether or not someone is an asshole for correcting someone about the color of Alfredo sauce

[23:47 - 24:49]The woman argues with her husband about it

[23:47 - 24:49]One person makes a joke about dying from a peppermint schnapps overdose

[24:55 - 27:07]The mother tells her it's not a good thing because special needs students don't get special considerations in their careers

[25:11 - 28:04]The daughter asks why her mother didn't tell the school about her special needs

[25:54 - 27:40]The daughter finds out that special needs students get extra time for exams and wants to take advantage of it

[25:54 - 29:36]The speaker and their friends are discussing a news story about students with special needs getting extra time on tests.

[28:04 - 29:36]The woman asks if she is the asshole for inviting them

[28:42 - 29:15]The woman argues with her husband about it

[29:36 - 29:50]The mother tells her it's not a good thing because special needs students don't get special considerations in their careers

[29:36 - 33:44]The speaker and their friends make fun of the parents in the news story for denying their child's special needs.

[29:51 - 30:14]The public considers the mother to be the asshole for denying her daughter potential help and hindering her abilities.

[32:47 - 34:38]They argue that the man should have been honest from the beginning and not faked liking the decor.

[34:02 - 37:16]The speaker and their friends then discuss another news story, where a man is upset about his girlfriend's decor choices.

[34:48 - 37:02]They argue that the man should have been honest from the beginning and not faked liking the decor.

[37:16 - 38:56]The speaker and their friends are discussing a news story about students with special needs getting extra time on tests.

[38:31 - 41:46]The speaker and their friends then discuss another news story, where a man is upset about his girlfriend's decor choices.

[38:57 - 40:46]They mention a Joe and talk about how things could turn in his favor.

[39:47 - 41:35]The speaker discusses how they could realistically be at a certain point in time.

[40:46 - 42:12]The topic changes to lab lamps and a pickle Rick character.

[41:59 - 43:32]The speaker discusses playing various games at David Busters and mentions getting a pickle Rick prize.

[42:13 - 44:49]They talk about the value and potential equity of the pickle Rick prize.

[42:32 - 45:07]The speaker discusses playing various games at David Busters and mentions getting a pickle Rick prize.

[44:50 - 47:54]The speaker mentions a conspiracy theory about Disney employee underwear and real life Mickey Mouse.

[45:07 - 45:43]They talk about the value and potential equity of the pickle Rick prize.

[47:41 - 49:38]The speaker discusses how they could realistically be at a certain point in time.

[47:54 - 49:18]The speaker mentions a conspiracy theory about Disney employee underwear and real life Mickey Mouse.

[49:38 - 53:25]The speaker discusses how they could realistically be at a certain point in time.

[49:45 - 51:08]A 35-year-old male is struggling with balancing his time between his biological children and his new partner and her kids

[50:28 - 51:22]Due to his partner's stress, he had to cancel a weekend visit with his biological children, which upset them

[51:23 - 53:25]He questions if he is being a bad father or if he is in the right for prioritizing his current family

[52:04 - 54:36]The conversation shifts to a potential personal issue with one of the speakers, Ted, and his recent behavior

[52:37 - 53:53]The topic changes to comments and the speaker's close proximity to the camera.

[53:04 - 53:46]He questions if he is being a bad father or if he is in the right for prioritizing his current family

[53:53 - 54:12]He had a healthy breakup with the mother of his children, who is also 35

[54:37 - 56:01]The discussion turns to the commonality of divorce and how it is more socially acceptable now compared to previous generations

[55:03 - 56:52]The conversation shifts to a potential personal issue with one of the speakers, Ted, and his recent behavior

[56:41 - 58:08]The speaker is discussing his bathroom habits and his use of a bidet.

[56:53 - 57:40]They discuss a cheap vibrator that one of the speakers recommends and plans to send to the other speaker

[57:00 - 57:40]He mentions that he has a $630 bidet and there are cheaper alternatives available.

[57:13 - 59:40]The speaker is discussing his bathroom habits and his use of a bidet.

[57:13 - 59:54]The conversation ends on a humorous note about people who may be having unsatisfying sex with that vibrator

[57:20 - 58:14]He also talks about being recognized in public, especially at the Jersey Shore.

[58:09 - 59:19]They discuss a cheap vibrator that one of the speakers recommends and plans to send to the other speaker

[59:07 - 1.01:22]The speaker is discussing his bathroom habits and his use of a bidet.

[59:33 - 1.00:52]The conversation ends on a humorous note about people who may be having unsatisfying sex with that vibrator

[59:40 - 1.00:00]The speaker's friend also has a bidet with a heated seat and other features.

[1.01:02 - 1.02:29]The speaker is discussing his bathroom habits and his use of a bidet.

[1.01:42 - 1.02:57]He tried to make it up to them by going out to lunch and shopping with them, but had to leave early due to his partner feeling sick

[1.01:42 - 1.03:10]There is a discussion about using bidets in public restrooms and the benefits of having warm toilet seats.

[1.01:52 - 1.02:36]The conversation shifts to a potential personal issue with one of the speakers, Ted, and his recent behavior

[1.02:03 - 1.05:01]The speaker shares a story about being teased by other students in high school for using the bathroom.

[1.03:26 - 1.04:19]He also talks about being recognized in public, especially at the Jersey Shore.

[1.04:29 - 1.08:23]The speaker shares a story about being teased by other students in high school for using the bathroom.

[1.07:52 - 1.07:58]They discuss the benefits of being recognized on a college campus compared to other places.

[1.08:45 - 1.11:09]The speaker's friend talks about how he deals with fans in public.

[1.08:51 - 1.09:55]The speaker mentions that he is not on campus often and doesn't consider himself famous.

[1.10:06 - 1.10:57]The speaker shares a story about being swarmed by fans at a mini golf place.

[1.11:09 - 1.11:39]They criticize the Jersey Shore for perpetuating negative stereotypes of New Jersey

[1.11:39 - 1.12:42]The speaker discusses a story about someone asking their sister-in-law if they are bringing anything else for Thanksgiving

[1.13:42 - 1.21:49]The speaker expresses their dislike for traditional Thanksgiving food

[1.18:38 - 1.23:43]They suggest alternative dishes such as smoked ham, crispy brussel sprouts, and sushi

[1.22:06 - 1.23:33]The speaker reveals they do not eat vegetables or fruits and mostly stick to chicken and rice

[1.23:08 - 1.25:29]The speaker compares someone to the "Kardashian of New Jersey"

[1.23:43 - 1.26:11]The speaker reveals they do not eat vegetables or fruits and mostly stick to chicken and rice

[1.26:21 - 1.28:52]The speaker expresses their dislike for traditional Thanksgiving food

[1.26:30 - 1.26:50]The speaker reveals they do not eat vegetables or fruits and mostly stick to chicken and rice

[1.26:50 - 1.27:51]The speaker expresses their dislike for traditional Thanksgiving food

[1.27:51 - 1.29:32]Tucker shares his ideal Thanksgiving meal which includes a variety of dishes

[1.28:52 - 1.29:22]The speaker discusses a story about someone asking their sister-in-law if they are bringing anything else for Thanksgiving

[1.29:32 - 1.32:21]The speaker discusses their guilty pleasure of hot pockets and reveals their minimalistic fridge contents.

[1.29:37 - 1.31:03]He mentions his previous answer to the Chuckle Sandwich question about adding sand to the sandwich

[1.31:03 - 1.32:53]Joe talks about his eating habits and how he is picky about what he eats

[1.32:53 - 1.33:34]He discusses his family history of heart disease and his fear of getting it

[1.33:34 - 1.34:46]He talks about not having a doctor and not getting tested

[1.34:46 - 1.36:32]Joe talks about his eating habits and how he is picky about what he eats

[1.35:45 - 1.40:00]Joe discusses his preference for unlimited bacon over games, citing his ability to undercut competitors and control supply and demand

[1.40:00 - 1.43:03]He mentions his previous answer to the Chuckle Sandwich question about adding sand to the sandwich

[1.43:03 - 1.44:46]He talks about how the century egg was made and its history

[1.43:48 - 1.45:58]Joe chooses the century egg as his new ingredient for the Chuckle Sandwich Part 2

[1.44:16 - 1.46:53]The episode ends with the hosts thanking Joe for joining and saying goodbye.