[00:01 - 00:48]The speaker mentions that Austin's son was also late this morning.

[00:48 - 01:06]The speaker mentions that they did not leave early.

[00:53 - 01:00]The speaker mentions being there for 48 hours with no sleep.

[01:06 - 01:21]They joke about Austin being on a "bender" every week and financing his rave addiction.

[01:22 - 01:34]They joke about another friend, Dick, being "naughty" last night.

[01:35 - 02:16]The speaker mentions that Austin's son was also late this morning.

[01:48 - 02:02]They discuss one friend, Austin, who is expected to arrive late.

[02:16 - 02:30]They joke about the speaker's future child being bullied for having a gender-neutral name.

[02:31 - 02:49]They plan to tell the speaker, Will, something.

[02:37 - 03:17]They discuss the speaker's recent experience getting a puppy named Kaya, which was chosen by their podcast listeners.

[03:18 - 03:59]They joke about the speaker's future child being bullied for having a gender-neutral name.

[03:59 - 04:48]The speaker mentions doing market research with a 16-year-old boy.

[04:35 - 05:10]The speaker mentions that Austin's son was also late this morning.

[04:56 - 05:01]The speaker mentions being there for 48 hours with no sleep.

[05:11 - 05:24]They mention the previous week's podcast episode and how they were all in Tampa for a UFC fight.

[05:24 - 05:44]The speaker mentions that they did not leave early.

[05:30 - 08:19]The speaker left before the fights and had a flight at 9:30 PM.

[05:44 - 06:16]The speaker's friend Tubbo was also at the fight but left early for a shoot the next morning.

[05:44 - 07:24]Two individuals, the speaker and the listener, are having a conversation about a recent trip.

[05:50 - 08:04]The speaker's friend, Austin, was unable to change his flight due to no available seats.

[06:16 - 06:55]The speaker did not go to the fight and stayed in Tampa.

[06:22 - 07:24]Tubbo was in a state of disarray at the fight and wearing clothes from different people.

[06:55 - 07:08]The speaker did not go to the fight and stayed in Tampa.

[07:24 - 07:51]The speaker mentions that they did not leave early.

[07:46 - 10:33]The speaker stayed an extra two days in Florida and went out to gay bars.

[07:51 - 08:04]They discuss one friend, Austin, who is expected to arrive late.

[08:04 - 08:11]They plan to tell the speaker, Will, something.

[08:04 - 08:32]Two individuals, the speaker and the listener, are having a conversation about a recent trip.

[08:32 - 10:10]The speaker left before the fights and had a flight at 9:30 PM.

[10:33 - 13:38]The speaker and the listener discuss flying coach and first class.

[12:48 - 14:46]The speaker's bag was lost on a flight and they had to buy new clothes.

[14:57 - 16:45]The speaker made a commitment to the New York Jets and had a full body orgasm.

[14:57 - 16:51]The speaker discusses the possibility of being a professional quarterback without revealing their current occupation.

[15:33 - 16:14]Two individuals, the speaker and the listener, are having a conversation about a recent trip.

[15:33 - 16:14]The speaker mentions Aaron Rodgers coming out of his "peyote-induced cave."

[16:14 - 17:20]The group discusses various sports teams, including the Packers, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers.

[16:27 - 18:08]The speaker made a commitment to the New York Jets and had a full body orgasm.

[16:52 - 18:08]The speaker discusses the possibility of being a professional quarterback without revealing their current occupation.

[17:21 - 17:49]Two individuals, the speaker and the listener, are having a conversation about a recent trip.

[17:27 - 18:01]The group discusses various sports teams, including the Packers, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers.

[18:08 - 19:15]The speaker arrived late to the conversation due to being stuck in traffic.

[18:08 - 23:23]The speaker's new puppy is introduced and discussed.

[23:23 - 26:00]The speaker discusses their desire to have children but not wanting to raise them for the first few years.

[23:35 - 23:59]They mention potentially hiring a nanny to help with the dog and future children.

[25:00 - 26:46]The conversation turns to potential surrogacy and the benefits of being pregnant.

[25:32 - 25:45]Joking about using the brain chip to compete with each other's emotions

[25:45 - 26:00]Discussion about desired scientific advancements in the future.

[26:00 - 26:40]The speaker's new puppy is introduced and discussed.

[26:00 - 26:46]Debate about whether the robot dolphin is attractive or not

[26:12 - 27:05]Mention of a movie with a robot, possibly "Ex Machina"

[26:34 - 27:27]Mention of someone showing up late and Hassan saying a slur

[26:54 - 28:03]Discussion about a robot dolphin and its potential to replace real dolphins in aquatic theme parks

[27:43 - 28:50]Discussion about a balding AI woman named Sophie and raising her up on a YouTube channel

[28:51 - 29:12]Mention of someone showing up late and Hassan saying a slur

[29:34 - 30:43]Mention of wanting a robot that can be inserted into the body to share thoughts and feelings

[30:06 - 30:58]Discussion about USB brain technology and its potential uses

[30:44 - 31:17]Joking about using the brain chip to compete with each other's emotions

[30:44 - 32:15]Comparison of rats and humans' metabolic systems

[30:58 - 31:11]Mention of wanting a robot that can be inserted into the body to share thoughts and feelings

[30:58 - 31:11]Discussion about AI's ability to recognize facial aesthetics.

[31:17 - 32:22]Discussion about desired scientific advancements in the future.

[31:17 - 32:22]Discussion about a lab rat getting the fountain of youth

[31:23 - 32:15]Joking about using the brain chip to compete with each other's emotions

[31:37 - 32:28]Mention of lung problems from smoking and ecstasy use

[31:56 - 32:28]Mention of science developing a way for men to have longer orgasms

[32:28 - 33:53]Desire for cybernetic implants to have super strength

[33:26 - 34:12]Suggestion of AR contact lenses

[34:12 - 35:43]Discussion about choosing avatars and changing one's appearance

[35:43 - 36:31]Mention of science developing a way for men to have longer orgasms

[36:31 - 36:43]Discussion about choosing avatars and changing one's appearance

[36:43 - 37:34]Mention of using AR for practical purposes, such as traffic lights

[37:53 - 38:41]Invitation to raise a robot

[38:03 - 39:33]Discussion about a lab rat getting the fountain of youth

[38:41 - 42:45]A conversation between friends discussing a first date

[39:41 - 39:55]Invitation to raise a robot

[39:55 - 40:41]Discussion about AI's ability to recognize facial aesthetics.

[42:00 - 43:37]Mention of a podcast and a mother's reaction to it

[43:37 - 45:44]Debate about participating in a sexual activity involving multiple people

[44:07 - 49:28]A conversation between friends discussing a first date

[49:34 - 50:25]Conversation about attending a Taylor Swift concert and a potential alternative event

[50:25 - 52:30]Witnessing a potential altercation involving a gun

[52:02 - 52:21]A conversation between friends discussing a first date

[52:02 - 53:25]The speaker brings food to a psychiatrist appointment and shares it with coworkers.

[52:09 - 53:57]There is a discussion about the quality of the food and comments about being a good boss and employee.

[53:26 - 55:52]The speaker brings food to a psychiatrist appointment and shares it with coworkers.

[53:58 - 57:16]There is a discussion about the principle of paying debts and whether the speaker should pay the hotel bill or not.

[54:18 - 56:23]There is a discussion about the quality of the food and comments about being a good boss and employee.

[56:44 - 59:42]The speaker also shares a story about a hotel in Italy forgetting to charge them for a meal and then chasing them down for payment.

[59:31 - 1.01:27]The speaker shares a story about not paying a hotel bill in Italy due to a mistake made by the hotel.

[1.01:27 - 1.03:38]The speaker also shares a story about a hotel in Italy forgetting to charge them for a meal and then chasing them down for payment.

[1.02:11 - 1.02:57]The speaker shares a story about not paying a hotel bill in Italy due to a mistake made by the hotel.

[1.02:57 - 1.05:34]The speaker also shares a story about a hotel in Italy forgetting to charge them for a meal and then chasing them down for payment.

[1.05:34 - 1.06:08]The speaker talks about the possibility of having an assistant and getting paid for it.

[1.05:40 - 1.05:51]They talk about having to pay a bill that they have been avoiding for two years.

[1.05:51 - 1.06:58]They mention someone named Austin and their love for free stuff.

[1.06:15 - 1.06:35]The speaker talks about their dislike for free stuff and how they used to love it.

[1.06:58 - 1.11:18]They discuss living in different cities and wanting to move to Los Angeles.

[1.11:07 - 1.13:30]The conversation shifts to the topic of owning pets and the speaker's current puppy.

[1.11:26 - 1.13:57]They discuss a hotel that they work at and a situation where they had to pay for something.

[1.13:05 - 1.16:07]The speaker shares a story about getting drunk and waking up naked in an Italian woman's home.

[1.15:40 - 1.17:02]The speaker talks about the possibility of having an assistant and getting paid for it.

[1.16:13 - 1.18:48]The conversation shifts to the topic of owning pets and the speaker's current puppy.

[1.18:10 - 1.19:02]The speaker mentions a comment they made in a Twitch chat and a response from someone named Hassan.

[1.19:23 - 1.20:43]They talk about having to pay a bill that they have been avoiding for two years.

[1.19:35 - 1.22:07]The conversation turns to the topic of seeing public displays of gay sex and the speaker's discomfort with it.