[00:00 - 02:50]Sam's job is to destigmatize the idea of hair systems.

[00:05 - 01:05]The guest for the episode is introduced as Sam, a hair system artist.

[01:05 - 03:14]Sam speaks French and is finally getting his hair system after losing a bet.

[03:14 - 04:19]The host has been wearing a hair system for the past two years.

[04:19 - 05:54]Sam is going to give the host a new haircut and apply a hair system on him.

[05:06 - 06:49]Sam's job is to destigmatize the idea of hair systems.

[06:02 - 06:18]The process takes about an hour and requires maintenance every 45 minutes.

[06:18 - 08:13]Sam's job is to destigmatize the idea of hair systems.

[08:13 - 09:22]The host is excited about the possibility of donating his hair in the future.

[09:22 - 09:54]The episode is a special occasion, the best day of the host's life.

[09:22 - 11:42]A conversation between multiple people discussing starting a podcast and refusing to wear a cape

[09:54 - 11:13]Sam speaks French and is finally getting his hair system after losing a bet.

[11:13 - 12:16]One person talks about refusing a cape, testing testosterone levels, and using 2-in-1 shampoo

[12:16 - 12:39]One person reveals that they know someone who takes the supplement and others react in surprise.

[12:39 - 15:07]They consider pivoting into ASMR content and discuss a revolution happening in France

[15:07 - 15:59]They talk about playing Valorant and a mean 19-year-old player they encountered

[16:29 - 16:54]They plan for next week's podcast and discuss a previous podcast episode about relationships

[16:54 - 18:24]They make jokes about one person's girlfriend and her preference for a specific outfit

[18:25 - 20:10]They briefly mention a meme about a bald man and a supplement called finasteride

[19:48 - 21:15]One person reveals that they know someone who takes the supplement and others react in surprise.

[20:10 - 20:48]The speaker is talking about their hairline and drawing a hairline with a marker.

[20:10 - 21:01]They briefly mention a meme about a bald man and a supplement called finasteride

[20:55 - 21:01]The speaker suggests making their children into content for profit.

[21:01 - 21:15]The father in the video is wearing a Star Wars shirt and FaceTiming with his mother.

[21:15 - 22:11]They are joined by someone named Peter and discuss a hair system.

[22:11 - 23:26]The speaker's mother is visiting and may return to rate the speaker's hairline.

[22:23 - 22:48]The speaker's mother is critical of their lack of communication and visits.

[23:04 - 23:17]The speaker's mother is visiting and may return to rate the speaker's hairline.

[23:26 - 25:43]The speaker's mother and Peter are wild and enjoy talking about wild things.

[23:39 - 24:31]The speaker and Peter talk about their first date at Five Guys.

[24:31 - 25:15]The speaker's mother is dating Peter, who is significantly younger.

[25:15 - 25:59]The speaker's mother and Peter are wild and enjoy talking about wild things.

[25:59 - 26:57]The speaker is talking about their hairline and drawing a hairline with a marker.

[26:57 - 27:33]The speaker talks about how if they had a child, they would be a good father unless the child went bald.

[27:33 - 27:39]The speaker's girlfriend is now a "Nazi," according to the speaker.

[27:39 - 27:53]The speaker suggests making their children into content for profit.

[27:53 - 28:17]They reminisce about a time when people were afraid of bath salts.

[28:17 - 29:40]The speaker suggests making their children into content for profit.

[29:07 - 29:24]They reminisce about a time when people were afraid of bath salts.

[29:40 - 29:59]The speaker shows a video of a family rapping about Fortnite and flossing.

[29:59 - 31:12]The speaker suggests making their children into content for profit.

[30:08 - 30:54]The speaker shows a video of a family rapping about Fortnite and flossing.

[30:25 - 31:04]The speaker thinks Gavin Newsom is more electable because he is a family man.

[31:12 - 32:21]Discussion of fighting disciplines and training children exclusively in jujitsu or karate

[31:29 - 33:19]Imagining a nightmare scenario of a hair system blowing off in the wind

[33:19 - 33:56]Jokes about disciples and bald heads

[33:56 - 34:40]Reference to Highlights magazine

[36:10 - 37:18]Imagining a nightmare scenario of a hair system blowing off in the wind

[36:52 - 37:31]Jokes about disciples and bald heads

[37:31 - 39:59]Conversation about braces and dental treatment

[39:32 - 40:08]Reference to Highlights magazine

[40:57 - 42:27]Imagining a nightmare scenario of a hair system blowing off in the wind

[42:27 - 43:11]Alternative to making fun of Aden is making fun of Manscaped's use of children's blood in their products.

[43:11 - 45:44]The speaker mentions an unsuccessful charity auction stream where one of the items, a Vespa, was charged back due to credit card fraud.

[45:44 - 48:30]They talk about meeting the daughter of the actor who played Rico in the movie "Starship Troopers" and how they both have a tattoo from the movie.

[47:49 - 51:26]The speaker mentions an unsuccessful charity auction stream where one of the items, a Vespa, was charged back due to credit card fraud.

[51:12 - 52:40]The speaker expresses their admiration for legal commentator Legal Eagle, but the other person in the conversation seems to dislike him.

[52:40 - 55:22]They talk about meeting the daughter of the actor who played Rico in the movie "Starship Troopers" and how they both have a tattoo from the movie.

[55:22 - 57:03]The speaker mentions an unsuccessful charity auction stream where one of the items, a Vespa, was charged back due to credit card fraud.

[56:53 - 57:21]The speaker expresses their admiration for legal commentator Legal Eagle, but the other person in the conversation seems to dislike him.

[57:21 - 57:42]They then mention another YouTuber, "Jerex," and express their admiration for him.

[57:42 - 58:46]The conversation then shifts to a hypothetical scenario where "Slime" (a YouTuber) walks past "Drew Gooden" (a YouTuber) and whether or not he would recognize him.

[57:58 - 58:35]They joke about Slime doing a double-take if he were to see Drew Gooden, as he stands out with his blonde hair.

[58:46 - 59:19]The conversation then turns to a sponsored segment the speaker had to do during a charity stream and their experience walking around downtown Los Angeles during a break.

[58:53 - 59:01]They mention being able to finally tell relatives that they are a YouTuber and continue to joke about Aden.

[59:19 - 1.00:13]They mention running into a random person at a restaurant who recognized them as the YouTuber "Ludwig."

[59:47 - 59:52]The speaker then mentions that they are currently on a break from filming for a sponsored segment and that they are wearing shorts from a company called "Bird Dogs."

[1.00:13 - 1.00:36]The conversation starts with the mention of a YouTuber named "Legal Eagle" and their friendship with the speaker.

[1.00:36 - 1.02:22]They joke about Mr. Beast's recent Instagram post where he is holding his "cock and ball" and speculate about why he chose to hold it in a certain way.

[1.00:59 - 1.02:11]They confirm that they both know what Drew Gooden looks like and mention his current appearance with bleach blonde hair.

[1.01:26 - 1.03:00]They joke about Mr. Beast's recent Instagram post where he is holding his "cock and ball" and speculate about why he chose to hold it in a certain way.

[1.03:00 - 1.04:09]They joke about their co-host being afraid of shorts and continue to talk about the sponsored segment and their stinky sweat.

[1.03:09 - 1.05:01]The speaker then mentions that they are currently on a break from filming for a sponsored segment and that they are wearing shorts from a company called "Bird Dogs."

[1.05:01 - 1.06:34]The speaker explains how they are known for breaking a record and mentions another YouTuber, Mr. Beast, who is also known for breaking records.

[1.05:09 - 1.08:25]The conversation then shifts to the speaker's recent video that received a lot of viewership from the subscriber feed, possibly due to featuring a popular YouTuber, Amaranth.

[1.08:25 - 1.09:21]They speculate about the reasons for the increased viewership and mention a pianist who changed their thumbnail strategy to include more provocative images.

[1.08:48 - 1.08:54]The speaker jokes about putting their co-host, Aden, in a "saw torture device" and how that would be a comfortable place for him.

[1.08:54 - 1.09:33]The conversation then shifts to the speaker's recent video that received a lot of viewership from the subscriber feed, possibly due to featuring a popular YouTuber, Amaranth.

[1.09:39 - 1.11:03]They speculate about the reasons for the increased viewership and mention a pianist who changed their thumbnail strategy to include more provocative images.

[1.09:49 - 1.10:12]The speaker jokes about putting their co-host, Aden, in a "saw torture device" and how that would be a comfortable place for him.

[1.10:46 - 1.10:55]They mention being able to finally tell relatives that they are a YouTuber and continue to joke about Aden.

[1.11:03 - 1.11:47]They speculate about the reasons for the increased viewership and mention a pianist who changed their thumbnail strategy to include more provocative images.

[1.11:47 - 1.12:04]The conversation ends with the speaker mentioning ideas for future episodes featuring Aden in different outfits.

[1.12:04 - 1.16:40]They discuss and experiment with different hair styles, including a middle part and a mullet

[1.16:26 - 1.17:25]They discuss the process of applying the hair system and maintaining it

[1.17:25 - 1.18:04]The podcast hosts are interested in getting hair systems

[1.17:52 - 1.18:42]Sam explains the different types of hair systems, including one that is good for active people

[1.18:21 - 1.20:29]Podcast guest Sam is a hair stylist who specializes in hair systems

[1.19:29 - 1.23:11]They discuss and experiment with different hair styles, including a middle part and a mullet

[1.19:38 - 1.22:10]Sam explains the different types of hair systems, including one that is good for active people

[1.20:16 - 1.20:24]The hosts joke about how they now look like different celebrities

[1.22:10 - 1.24:24]The podcast hosts are interested in getting hair systems

[1.22:17 - 1.25:54]They discuss and experiment with different hair styles, including a middle part and a mullet

[1.24:30 - 1.24:44]They discuss Pierre, a tool used in the hair system application process

[1.25:19 - 1.25:38]The hosts joke about being beloved and famous tennis players

[1.25:54 - 1.26:53]The podcast ends with a discussion about crocs and a final plug for Sam's Instagram page and hair styling services.

[1.26:00 - 1.27:21]The hosts joke about how they now look like different celebrities