
Where 'The Yard' Comes From | The Yard


[00:15 - 00:58]Mention of viewer feedback about previous episode being too explicit


[00:58 - 01:54]Discussion about handshakes and Nick's finger technique


[01:32 - 02:44]Discussion about testosterone levels and Aiden's health problems


[02:21 - 04:08]Discussion about periods and female viewership of the podcast


[04:08 - 05:47]Discussion about Aiden's embarrassing encounter with a girl named Chandler at a party


[05:47 - 06:05]Mention of viewer feedback about previous episode being too explicit


[06:05 - 06:38]Discussion about handshakes and Nick's finger technique


[06:38 - 07:33]Hassan's plan to bring girls over to the party and his criteria for potentially sleeping with them


[07:33 - 07:56]Girls have awkward interactions with the streamers at the party.


[07:56 - 08:11]Hassan's request for the girls' IDs and vaccination cards


[08:12 - 08:24]Girls arrive and flock around Hassan, but he ultimately decides not to sleep with them


[08:24 - 08:30]Girls have awkward interactions with the streamers at the party.


[08:31 - 09:29]The speaker talks about a fun and enjoyable night where Aiden was a great drunk and very loving.


[08:53 - 10:09]The speaker compares the night to the movie Superbad, where a group of nerdy guys started a bet to see who could kiss a girl.


[09:03 - 09:35]They mention Sota Pop, who is addicted to masturbating and very awkward.


[10:09 - 10:17]The speaker and Aiden continue to talk about the events of the night, including a failed attempt by Sota to kiss one of the girls they were hanging out with.


[10:18 - 11:33]The speaker reveals that he got one of the girl's numbers but nothing came of it.


[11:13 - 11:40]They briefly mention Sota's busy schedule and the number of women he is currently talking to.


[11:40 - 12:29]The speaker reveals that he got one of the girl's numbers but nothing came of it.


[12:02 - 12:47]The speaker talks about being open and upfront in his communication with people he is interested in.


[12:16 - 12:22]They mention receiving DMs from viewers and the speaker encourages them to reach out to Aiden.


[12:47 - 13:46]The speaker and Aiden continue to talk about the events of the night, including a failed attempt by Sota to kiss one of the girls they were hanging out with.


[13:29 - 13:41]The speaker talks about how Aiden is very direct and sensitive in his communication, which can sometimes lead to funny situations.


[13:47 - 16:05]Aiden shares a story about telling a girl he didn't want to continue dating but would like to be friends.


[14:05 - 14:51]The speaker talks about how Aiden is very direct and sensitive in his communication, which can sometimes lead to funny situations.


[15:44 - 16:47]They briefly discuss how as they get older, their priorities and problems are different from normies.


[16:11 - 19:58]They talk about how the boy's problem has been happening for a while, and he doesn't seem to fully understand it.


[16:47 - 17:04]The speaker talks about missing his friend's birthday for a Mario Kart tournament and being honest with her about it.


[17:04 - 17:16]The speaker reveals that he got one of the girl's numbers but nothing came of it.


[17:16 - 17:38]They mention how Aiden is a hybrid of a gamer and normie.


[17:39 - 18:03]The speaker mentions that most of his non-gamer friends in LA are people he met on dating apps.


[18:03 - 19:07]The speaker reveals that Aiden is currently watching the ping pong finals instead of streaming.


[18:03 - 19:52]The conversation shifts to the Olympics and how some events are more exciting than others.


[18:26 - 18:38]They briefly mention business plans for the podcast and how they need to talk to Ludwig about it.


[18:45 - 19:13]The speaker reveals that Aiden is currently watching the ping pong finals instead of streaming.


[19:14 - 19:30]The speaker mentions that most of his non-gamer friends in LA are people he met on dating apps.


[19:14 - 19:41]They make jokes about the situation and end the conversation with a humorous anecdote.


[19:58 - 20:38]They mention a basketball game in Japan and how the US team lost for the first time since 2004.


[20:39 - 21:20]The conversation shifts to the Olympics and how some events are more exciting than others.


[20:44 - 22:38]They make jokes about the situation and end the conversation with a humorous anecdote.


[21:20 - 22:09]They talk about the Tokyo Olympics and how strict they are with copyright and filming.


[22:09 - 23:46]They share a video of three athletes trying to test the anti-sex bed, and it doesn't seem to work as intended.


[23:46 - 25:26]The conversation shifts to how young athletes at national competitions tend to engage in sexual activities with each other.


[24:18 - 27:21]They mention band geeks and theater kids as examples of groups that surprisingly engage in a lot of sexual activities.


[24:28 - 25:09]The conversation shifts to how young athletes at national competitions tend to engage in sexual activities with each other.


[25:26 - 26:13]They make jokes about the situation and end the conversation with a humorous anecdote.


[25:56 - 26:51]They mention band geeks and theater kids as examples of groups that surprisingly engage in a lot of sexual activities.


[27:08 - 28:53]One person shares a personal experience at a theater party where one kid ends up ejaculating on himself while grinding with his girlfriend.


[27:21 - 40:34]The speaker is discussing a story involving him having sex with a Republican girl


[28:14 - 29:34]They make jokes about the situation and end the conversation with a humorous anecdote.


[39:18 - 40:21]He reveals he was using dating apps at the time due to not drinking


[40:09 - 42:18]He mentions living in a closet for $200 a month with his friends


[41:34 - 43:03]The speaker meets a 17-year-old girl who thinks Trump is cute


[41:40 - 43:13]The speaker is a "great date" and makes jokes


[42:13 - 44:22]The girl mentions she was in the Israeli army and the speaker is put off by it


[44:10 - 47:27]They go to see a movie and the girl mentions how rude a server is


[44:46 - 47:38]The speaker is turned off by the girl's racist and conservative views


[45:07 - 47:27]The speaker and a girl go out for drinks and then decide to go to Denny's for food.


[46:09 - 46:44]The girl frequently goes to this Denny's and is aggressive towards the waiter.


[46:57 - 48:59]The speaker and a girl go out for drinks and then decide to go to Denny's for food.


[47:40 - 49:16]They meet at a boba place and have a conversation


[47:53 - 50:35]The girl suggests going to a drive-in movie and they have sex during the movie.


[48:47 - 50:54]They go to see a movie and the girl mentions how rude a server is


[49:17 - 49:29]The speaker does not like Moana and the girl agrees


[49:45 - 51:07]The speaker continues to hang out with the girl because she is pretty and it's been a while since he's been with someone


[49:45 - 51:30]The speaker and a girl go out for drinks and then decide to go to Denny's for food.


[50:26 - 54:03]They go to see a movie and the girl mentions how rude a server is


[50:42 - 52:28]The girl's father is a cop and she defends the police


[51:30 - 54:43]The girl says a racial slur and the speaker is uncomfortable


[51:30 - 55:59]The speaker has a scary moment while driving with the girl.


[53:24 - 55:29]The speaker is turned off by the girl's racist and conservative views


[55:29 - 59:28]The speaker is not interested in seeing the girl again but still wants to have sex with her


[55:59 - 58:43]The speaker and a girl go out for drinks and then decide to go to Denny's for food.


[57:32 - 58:29]The speaker goes home and dresses up in a costume.


[57:32 - 59:41]The girl mentions she was in the Israeli army and the speaker is put off by it


[57:39 - 59:34]The speaker is a "great date" and makes jokes


[58:01 - 1.00:41]The speaker tells their boss, Mick, about something funny that happened and gets teased for it.


[58:30 - 1.00:34]The speaker never speaks to the girl again.


[58:45 - 58:58]The girl drives recklessly on the way back to Denny's.


[59:04 - 1.01:56]The speaker discusses a dating profile they came across, finding it unique and surprising.


[1.01:57 - 1.03:23]The speaker mentions a podcast they used to listen to called "The Film Drunk".


[1.03:23 - 1.08:05]The speaker tells their boss, Mick, about something funny that happened and gets teased for it.


[1.03:31 - 1.04:15]The speaker's worst living situation in terms of hygiene was an apartment they lived in after moving out of a dorm


[1.03:37 - 1.04:33]The house was in terrible condition with no water, no cups, and sometimes no functioning toilets


[1.04:02 - 1.04:07]However, the speaker had a spiritual connection to the house and the yard, where they would go to "take a slash"


[1.04:33 - 1.06:26]One time, nine people were stuck in the house with no water for three days due to a burst water valve


[1.04:41 - 1.05:16]However, the speaker had a spiritual connection to the house and the yard, where they would go to "take a slash"


[1.05:23 - 1.08:12]The downstairs toilet was broken and a sign was posted warning people not to use it


[1.05:29 - 1.05:57]One time, nine people were stuck in the house with no water for three days due to a burst water valve


[1.06:46 - 1.07:44]One person dropped and shattered a bong in the garage.


[1.06:46 - 1.09:31]The speaker mentions a podcast they used to listen to called "The Film Drunk".


[1.07:08 - 1.08:05]Another time, the shower was covered in shaving cream and left that way


[1.08:13 - 1.09:51]One time, the bathroom was covered in vomit and shattered glass


[1.08:32 - 1.10:20]The speaker and their friends would often pee in the sink as a substitute for a urinal


[1.08:32 - 1.10:37]They also share a story about a friend who made a homoerotic joke but kept insisting he was not gay.


[1.09:31 - 1.11:01]The speaker and the other person have never talked about the "piss and shit house"


[1.11:02 - 1.13:09]The speaker tells their boss, Mick, about something funny that happened and gets teased for it.


[1.11:02 - 1.13:31]The speaker and their friends would often pee in the sink as a substitute for a urinal


[1.11:09 - 1.11:55]The bathroom was cursed with a litter box, no light, and a window with no cover


[1.11:55 - 1.12:41]However, the speaker had a spiritual connection to the house and the yard, where they would go to "take a slash"


[1.12:03 - 1.13:39]The speaker mentions a podcast they used to listen to called "The Film Drunk".


[1.12:25 - 1.14:30]The speaker and their friends would often pee in the sink as a substitute for a urinal


[1.13:32 - 1.14:16]However, the speaker had a spiritual connection to the house and the yard, where they would go to "take a slash"


[1.14:30 - 1.17:09]The apartment was small and overcrowded, with 7 people living in a 4-bedroom space


[1.16:58 - 1.19:36]One time, the bathroom was covered in vomit and shattered glass


[1.17:19 - 1.19:36]Roommate Utah wakes up first, clarifies that his name is Yuta and he is Japanese


[1.18:17 - 1.20:18]Friend Nolan passes out and writes a cryptic message in the mirror while blackout drunk


[1.18:23 - 1.20:18]The house was a popular spot for parties and gatherings, with people constantly coming and going


[1.19:15 - 1.20:27]The garage, nicknamed the "Dabritory," was filled with trash and debris from previous roommates


[1.19:42 - 1.21:05]One high man accidentally breaks a bong and covers it with a towel without telling anyone


[1.20:41 - 1.21:11]Nick pranks a girl by pretending to be disabled in a wheelchair and then running out of the house when a certain phrase is said


[1.21:11 - 1.22:50]Roommate Ben and War Child are also present


[1.21:18 - 1.21:50]The group talks about a guy from SoCal Melee who was always high and would say "for sure, dude" constantly


[1.23:04 - 1.25:59]Nick pranks a girl by pretending to be disabled in a wheelchair and then running out of the house when a certain phrase is said


[1.25:39 - 1.27:15]Similar stories of "smash houses" and strange characters in different regional smash communities


[1.27:15 - 1.27:49]The host, Ludwig, does not do drugs or drink but occasionally eats weed gummies with his best friend


[1.28:16 - 1.30:26]A conversation about watching movies and eating food


[1.28:31 - 1.30:49]The group watches slime videos and the topic of the conversation shifts to a streamer named "poggers"


[1.29:44 - 1.31:50]Conversation about an incident with Aiden Ross and LosPollosTV


[1.31:28 - 1.31:35]The importance of taking action rather than just tweeting about social issues


[1.31:51 - 1.33:55]Ludwig's Twitter thread about gambling and its prevalence on Twitch


[1.32:42 - 1.34:41]The debate about deleting "going live" tweets for better numbers


[1.32:49 - 1.33:21]Disagreement about social media strategies


[1.33:42 - 1.38:02]The debate about deleting "going live" tweets for better numbers


[1.35:42 - 1.36:02]Disagreement about social media strategies


[1.35:56 - 1.36:37]The speaker talks about needing glasses and how they can't see well.


[1.36:02 - 1.36:31]They discuss having tweets ready for Gay Pride and Black Lives Matter.


[1.36:11 - 1.36:37]The debate about deleting "going live" tweets for better numbers


[1.36:37 - 1.37:24]They mention looking at what Minecrafters do on social media and using their tactics.


[1.37:25 - 1.38:15]They discuss having tweets ready for Gay Pride and Black Lives Matter.


[1.37:25 - 1.39:18]The importance of taking action rather than just tweeting about social issues


[1.37:50 - 1.38:07]The speaker talks about needing glasses and how they can't see well.


[1.38:15 - 1.39:10]They mention looking at what Minecrafters do on social media and using their tactics.


[1.39:10 - 1.39:48]They discuss having tweets ready for Gay Pride and Black Lives Matter.


[1.39:18 - 1.39:38]They mention the availability of rainbow socks for Pride.


[1.39:48 - 1.40:41]They mention the possibility of buying the yard and burning it down.


[1.40:07 - 1.40:14]The speaker signs off by telling listeners to finish their workout and talk to a loved one.


[1.40:14 - 1.40:47]The speaker talks about the origins of their old house and how it is now just a yard.


[1.40:28 - 1.40:33]The speaker remembers seeing a post about the house on the SoCal Melee Facebook page.


[1.40:47 - 1.41:24]They ask listeners to download and rate the podcast.


[1.41:24 - 1.41:50]They mention having a clip channel and encourage listeners to subscribe.


[1.41:51 - 1.41:53]The speaker signs off by telling listeners to finish their workout and talk to a loved one.