[00:00 - 00:05] The speaker is talking about someone who doesn't rely on coffee at 24 years old

[00:14 - 00:19]The speaker discusses their own dependence on coffee and how it affects their day

[00:26 - 00:32]They also mention taking cigarette breaks in the afternoon

[00:33 - 00:40]They compare nicotine and caffeine as stimulants and their effects

[01:53 - 02:00]The speaker's mother listens to their podcast and they express gratitude for her support

[05:32 - 05:46]The speaker talks about their parents' generation and how their generation is different due to the internet and entrepreneurship opportunities

[05:54 - 06:02]They mention the difficulties and luck involved in making a living on YouTube and Twitch

[06:23 - 06:34]The speaker warns against putting all of one's eggs in the YouTube basket due to changes in the platform

[07:01 - 07:11]The platform is shifting towards cultivating big talent and becoming more like TV networks

[07:11 - 07:23]There is an invisible countdown for smaller creators on the platform

[00:00 - 07:23]The speaker discusses coffee and its effects, compares it to nicotine, expresses gratitude for their mother's support, talks about generational differences due to the internet, and warns against relying on YouTube for income as the platform shifts towards TV networks.

[07:37 - 07:51]Discussion about challenges of starting a YouTube channel

[08:35 - 08:46]Difficulty of making a living solely through YouTube

[08:35 - 08:46]Ways to monetize YouTube audience through other platforms

[08:35 - 08:46]Lack of good website for starting content creation

[09:02 - 09:09]Importance of enjoying what you do

[09:18 - 09:25]Importance of creating for fun rather than solely for money

[09:25 - 09:38]Difficulty of starting on Patreon without an audience

[09:38 - 09:53]Personal experience with doubting potential success on YouTube

[10:03 - 10:12]Reflection on self-esteem and insecurities

[11:08 - 11:15]Hypothetical scenario of being old and not caring about societal norms

[11:33 - 11:39]Possibility of more activities for the elderly in the future

[12:10 - 12:21]Conversation about the leaning tower of Pisa and the 2012 end of the world prediction

[12:48 - 12:58]Personal experience with seeing a church hold a "rapture party" in 2012

[13:30 - 13:39]Humorous discussion about the belief that Barack Obama was the anti-Christ

[07:24 - 14:00]Discussion about challenges and difficulties of starting a YouTube channel and making a living solely through YouTube, importance of creating for fun rather than just for money, ways to monetize audience through other platforms, lack of good website for starting content creation, personal experiences with doubting success on YouTube and reflecting on insecurities, discussion about societal norms and hypothetical scenario of not caring about them when old, possibility of more activities for the elderly in the future, conversation about the leaning tower of Pisa and the 2012 end of the world prediction, personal experience with seeing a church hold a "rapture party" in 2012, humorous discussion about the belief that Barack Obama was the anti-Christ, and reflection on the aftermath of the 2012 end of the world prediction.

[14:00 - 14:16]People thought the world was ending in 2012 and did financial preparations.

[14:28 - 14:37]But it wasn't as big as Y2K.

[14:37 - 14:45]The Mayan calendar was believed by some, but not many rational people.

[14:51 - 14:58]Rational people during Y2K were worried but there was scientific evidence.

[14:51 - 14:58]There was a huge following for the 2012 end of the world theory.

[14:58 - 15:06]There is a subreddit for "incels" (involuntarily celibate) with over 20,000 members.

[15:54 - 15:59]Some incels were nice, but others had extreme views about women.

[16:04 - 16:13]The speaker believes personality is more important than looks in relationships.

[16:22 - 16:27]The speaker watched a 30 minute documentary on "shy boys" (incels) and found it interesting.

[17:08 - 17:16]A self-proclaimed "pickup artist" trains men to get women, but is actually a virgin.

[17:22 - 17:28]The speaker jokes about making a pickup artist series with his friend.

[17:48 - 18:00]The speaker and Ryan have both been catfished before.

[18:49 - 18:55]Catfishing (pretending to be someone else online) is common and dangerous.

[18:49 - 18:55]They give tips for avoiding catfishing (such as requesting specific photos or videos).

[20:00 - 20:11]They joke about opening a southern food restaurant called "Mama Pussy" with menu items named after inappropriate body parts.

[14:00 - 21:13]Mountain Dew used to be the speaker's favorite drink when he worked at a grocery store.

[21:22 - 21:34]The speaker and others would often buy and drink Mountain Dew while working and staying up late.

[21:52 - 21:58]There are other sodas, such as Sprite and Sierra Mist, that the speaker considers to be slightly healthier.

[22:04 - 22:19]The speaker's love for Mountain Dew has decreased due to its unhealthy ingredients.

[22:26 - 22:33]Grapefruit-flavored beverages, such as Squirt and Meliello, are discussed.

[24:50 - 24:55]The speaker expresses excitement for upcoming movie releases and discusses their busy schedule in June.

[25:29 - 25:37]The speaker apologizes for the lack of content in June but promises exciting changes and more content in July.

[26:38 - 26:43]The speaker mentions their enjoyment of playing games on Twitch and their plans for more live streams.

[26:44 - 26:50]There is a hint at upcoming news regarding the podcast.

[27:10 - 27:15]The speaker jokes about joining Rooster Teeth or Mega64 and only playing Harry Potter Quidditch video games.

[28:04 - 28:16]The speaker lists their top three favorite sports games, including Mario Super Sluggers Baseball and a PlayStation game.

[28:23 - 28:34]The speaker believes that with one year of training, they could perform impressive moves on the basketball court.

[21:13 - 28:34]The overall message is that the speaker and their co-host are busy but have exciting plans for the future of their channel and podcast.

[28:34 - 28:43]Person is hesitant to do back or front flips in real life due to seeing videos of people landing on their heads and potentially dying

[28:51 - 28:58]They believe they are too long to do a back flip and their legs would get in the way

[28:58 - 29:03]They mention the concept of momentum and how it affects flipping

[29:04 - 29:11]One person suggests they could do a handstand instead, but the other person believes they are too long for that as well

[29:42 - 29:48]They receive a text message from their doctor saying they have AIDS, but it turns out to be a joke

[32:41 - 32:54]They discuss the idea of someone eating a cigarette after smoking it

[33:53 - 34:02]They question if humans could survive by eating leaves or bark in the woods

[34:44 - 34:52]They compare the eating habits of humans and animals and how our systems have evolved differently

[35:35 - 35:45]They mention being in the same category as monkeys and how they would love to hang out with one if they wouldn't rip their face off

[28:34 - 35:51]Person discusses their fear of doing flips, receives a joke text about having AIDS, and contemplates the eating habits of humans and animals.

[35:51 - 35:59] Talks about buying a little bongo belt and playing with monkeys

[35:59 - 36:08]Imagines taking monkeys out in public and doing activities with them

[37:01 - 37:08]Mentions Vsauce and his videos

[38:28 - 38:35]Tucker Prescott interrupts and takes off his clothes, turns on the AC

[38:55 - 39:08]Discusses potentially having sex with animals and asks what animals have not been fucked yet

[39:26 - 39:32]Conversation shifts back to animals and discussing which animals have been fucked by humans

[40:30 - 40:36]Talks about the movie Dear Hunter and its themes

[40:52 - 40:59]Conversation shifts to music and favorite Japanese words

[40:52 - 40:59]Matt is asked about his favorite Japanese word to write and they joke about bringing Tucker on full time

[42:20 - 42:28]Tucker brings up the possibility of someone having sex with a gorilla or tiger

[42:56 - 43:12]Matt gets uncomfortable and they joke about Tucker having sex with Matt's cat

[43:21 - 43:28]Tucker asks about Matt's hair routine

[43:29 - 43:36]Matt responds and compares his hair to Kevin Bacon's in Footloose

[35:51 - 43:36]The audio involves a conversation between friends about buying a bongo belt, playing with monkeys, potentially having sex with animals, favorite Japanese words, music, and a movie. The conversation also becomes more inappropriate as they joke about Tucker having sex with Matt's cat and discuss animals that have potentially been fucked by humans.

[43:36 - 43:42] Kevin Abernathy, former editor for Game Grumps, talks about his hair routine

[44:05 - 44:12]He brushes his hair to the right, blow dries it, and uses a hair product called "lay right cement"

[44:36 - 44:43]Kevin's secret to his hair is using hot milk every morning

[45:25 - 45:30]The group discusses dealing with acne and their daily shower routines

[46:04 - 46:13]They also talk about their love for clean beds and using emergency cream for breakouts

[49:18 - 49:24]The conversation turns to a desire for crack, which they joke about being addicted to

[50:39 - 50:47]The hosts end the podcast by promoting their show and asking listeners to rate and subscribe

[43:36 - 50:47]Overall, Kevin discusses his hair routine and the group talks about showering, acne, and clean beds, but the conversation takes a humorous turn when they joke about being addicted to crack.

[50:47 - 50:50] Person is asked to bring their pipe

[50:47 - 50:50] Person is asked to bring their pipe

[50:47 - 50:50] Person is asked to bring their pipe

[50:47 - 50:50] Person is asked to bring their pipe

[50:47 - 50:50] Person is asked to bring their pipe

[50:47 - 50:50] Person is asked to bring their pipe

[50:47 - 50:50] Person is asked to bring their pipe

[50:47 - 50:50] Person is asked to bring their pipe

[50:47 - 50:50] Person is asked to bring their pipe

[50:47 - 50:50]Person is asked to bring their pipe, confirms they have it and goes to retrieve it from their car, then returns with the pipe.